Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Storks”!

storks-onesheetThere have been a few animated movies coming our way lately.  So why not take in one more?  Animation is fun.  Today I’ve got screening passes for the newest bouncing baby animated film…Storks!  And yeah, it’s about just what you think it’s about.  Synopsis!

Storks deliver babies…or at least they used to. Now they deliver packages for a global internet retail giant.  Junior (Andy Samberg), the company’s top delivery stork, is about to be promoted when he accidentally activates the Baby Making Machine, producing an adorable, and wholly unauthorized, baby girl. Desperate to deliver this bundle of trouble before the boss gets wise, Junior and his friend Tulip, the only human on Stork Mountain, race to make their first-ever baby drop – in a wild and revealing journey that could make more than one family whole and restore the storks’ true mission in the world.

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Con News: Small Press Expo Library Gift Program of 2016 goes to Richmond!

SPX 2016 banner 2I love Richmond.  I love comics.  And Small Press Expo has bundled ’em up into a happy little nice time.  Small Press Expo has always had charity in mind, but their Graphic Novel Gift Program is larger in scope, and it’s awesome.  To quote from their distro:

This program, the first of its kind in the United States, is an outright gift of graphic novels to the library as selected by the library’s collections specialists, who selected 65 titles comprising 298 individual books.

They’ve been doing this since 2011, which is pretty cool. Read on for the full details.  And congratulations to Richmond Public Libraries!

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TrailerWatch: “Fifty Shades Darker” teases surrender and secrets

fifty-shades-darker-onesheetWell, it’s here. The first official trailer for Fifty Shades Darker. Yesterday teased the trailer, and now this trailer teases secrets and intrigue that go beyond his Red Room.

This sequel feels like a shift in storytelling, from tentative (but highly sexual) romance to a mystery thriller.  As Christian’s secrets come to light, it seems Anastasia is in for even more than she’d bargained for.  Check out the last few scenes of the trailer, for a peek at Christian’s “Mrs. Robinson” – Kim Basinger as Elena Lincoln – the older woman who introduced him to BDSM when he was a teenager.  I’m sure Elena and Anastasia will get on swimmingly.  Sike!

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TrailerWatch: “Fifty Shades Darker” teaser trailer hints at darker things

fifty-shades-darker-onesheetA trailer…for a trailer?  When it’s the follow-up to the hugely popular (and hugely hate-watched) Fifty Shades of Grey?  Why not?  Much like the first teaser poster for Grey, Darker has a pretty cool looking teaser poster.  But I’m sure it’ll be just as divisive as the first film, and the book series before it.  What’s it all about, Christian?  Synopsis!

When a wounded Christian Grey tries to entice a cautious Ana Steele back into his life, she demands a new arrangement before she will give him another chance. As the two begin to build trust and find stability, shadowy figures from Christian’s past start to circle the couple, determined to destroy their hopes for a future together.

‘Til fans can feast their eyes on the full-length trailer tomorrow, this sneak will have to do. Fifty Shades Darker brings the blindfolds to the multiplex February 2, 2017.

[NOTE: for some reason, the official teaser trailer doesn’t have the sound track.  So listen in blissful silence!]

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7 pieces of “Sully”: a quietly heroic biopic

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Nutshell: A lovely story about a true hero of our time. Almost anyone else could have turned this slice-of-heroic-life tale into a maudlin Lifetime Movie-of-the-Week, but Eastwood – along with a stellar cast that includes Tom Hanks as Sully and Laura Linney as his wife – manages to turn a tale we already know into an immensely watchable, moving film.  Grade: A

“This is the Captain.  Brace for impact.”

Story: Everyone who was alive and cognizant of social media back in ’09 knows about the Miracle On The Hudson, when Captain Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger landed a US Airways Airbus A320-214 onto the Hudson River.  Onto, not into; Sully managed to land his plane in such a way that not a single soul on board died.  A few bumps, bruises, a serious laceration, and a lot of hypothermia.  But all-in-all, for landing in water, which was typically thought to be a death sentence for all concerned?  A literal miracle.

Genre I’d put it in: Low-key feel good hero-pic.

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Orignal: Based on Sullenberger’s October 2009 memoir, Highest Duty: My Search for What Really Matters.

Gotta say: Is it any wonder Hollywood jumped at the chance to tell Sully’s story?  Luckily, it was award-winning director Clint Eastwood who brought it to the multiplex.  Eastwood gathered together an excellent cinematographer (Tom Stern; The Hunger Games, American Sniper) and production designer (James J. Murakami; Deadwood, J. Edgar)

And he got a stable full of award winners to step in front of the camera too.  While I never got past the That’s Tom Hanks feeling, he did an admirable job portraying the steadfastness and terror of a man who was called on to do the unimaginable, and did.  Aaron Eckhart, as second-in-command Captain Jeff Skiles, rocks a killer ‘stache, and is able to keep a man who was happy to fade into the background from doing so in this film.  Of course, Laura Linney is always amazing, and while her “wifey at home” role is rather thankless, Linney, along with screenwriter Todd Komarnicki (Resistance) add layers that breathe live into her character.

My only problem with this film?  The stars and director are so incredibly good at their jobs of bringing this nuanced but gentle story to life, that voters may pass them – and this film – over come awards season.  Eastwood, Hanks, Linney, Eckhart and the rest of the cast and make filming this story and portraying these characters look effortless.  In fact, that feeling that this is just a slice of heroic life is what makes Sully so compelling.  These are everyday folks (okay, as far as airline pilots are everyday folks) that survived and coped with something everyone fears, but not everyone survives.  That Sully kept the humanity in the heroic is the true miracle in this film.

#Protip: The  post-credits real life footage of Sully, his wife, and the 155 survivors of Flight 1549 was filmed at the Carolinas Aviation Museum in Charlotte, NC, where the restored plane is on display.

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Wayback Review: “J. Edgar”

[First published at Geek for e on November 11, 2011.  And while it was posted by another writer, that’s my baby.  Unless Matt’s past as a “gal brought up just outside the Beltway” is catching up with him.  Ah – if you don’t tell anyone, neither will I.]

A brash young upstart rising up the Government ladder thanks to a little bit of skill and a whole lot of being at the right place at the right time.  Someone who liked to throw on a pretty frock every now and then, and lived with a dashing young man amid much speculation.  A touch insecure, lived with Mommy for way too long, but managed to hide most personal foibles under a thick cloud of Type A….  Oh, enough about me in my twenties, let’s get on with the review.  Clint Eastwood’s look at J. Edgar Hoover is one that skims the span of his life and shows not a cross-dressing laughingstock or a larger than life hero, but a man, the good, bad and sometimes downright ugly.  It’s not the most organized movie ever made, but it’s an interesting look at a powerful man, and his efforts to create one of the most powerful Bureaus in the United States. Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: “Underworld: Blood Wars” unleashes the beast

underworld-blood-wars-teaserIt’s time, people.  The last Resident Evil film is headed our way, and now the final story in the Underworld series has released its first trailer.  Synopsis!

The next installment in the blockbuster franchise, UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS follows Vampire death dealer, Selene (Kate Beckinsale) as she fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her.  With her only allies, David (Theo James) and his father Thomas (Charles Dance), she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice.

I can’t wait to see Kate Beckinsale toss on the ol’ leather coat.  (Does anyone make leather ripple like Selene? No.  No they don’t.) Plus? Charles “Lannister (aka Brother Numsie)” Dance!  Theo “Divergent” James! And with Cory Goodman (The Last Witch Hunter) heading the screenwriting duties, you know it’ll definitely be an action packed horror joint.  But director Anna Foerster of Outlander should keep things grounded, and focused on the characters.  She said hopefully.  I really want this series to go out with a wham-bam.  From what I’ve seen from this trailer, it seems busy, a bit confusing…but crazy fun.

Underworld: Blood Wars howls into theaters January 6th, 2017.  Better dress warmly. But don’t wear fur.  Especially around werewolves…

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TrailerWatch – “Ouija: Origin of Evil” second trailer means more creepy kids!

unnamedOuija was a pretty but vacant bit of spooky that hinted at the start of a series.  So, naturally, a sequel is coming to town.  Or in the case of Ouija: Origin of Evil, a prequel.  How’d things get to be so scary for that piece of particleboard?  Synopsis!

It was never just a game. Inviting audiences again into the lore of the spirit board, Ouija: Origin of Evil tells a terrifying new tale as the follow-up to 2014’s sleeper hit that opened at number one. In 1965 Los Angeles, a widowed mother and her two daughters add a new stunt to bolster their séance scam business and unwittingly invite authentic evil into their home. When the youngest daughter is overtaken by the merciless spirit, this small family confronts unthinkable fears to save her and send her possessor back to the other side.

Just like the original, the FX look amazing. Let’s hope  director Mike Flanagan, along with co-writer Jeff Howard (both from 2013’s Occulus) and a cast that includes Twilight‘s Elizabeth Reaser, The Strain‘s Doug Jones, and E.T.‘s Henry Thomas (all grown up now; go watch him as John Adams in Sons of Liberty) cranks things up  Ouija: Origin of Evil slips into multiplexes this Halloween.  BOO!

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Con News: #BCC2016 Day 2

BaltimoreComicCon_logo_nodatePhew – Saturday was crazy!  Crazy full of awesome cosplayers, cool panels, and tons of DIY tips and tricks.  I even caught a Haunter!  (What?  It’s been my White Whale for a while now.  Next?  I’m coming for you, Pikachu…)  And let’s take a moment to enjoy this Spidey cosplayer who knew exactly how to work it.

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Just like yesterday, bullet format for your reading pleasure.  On with the info!

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Awards News: 2016 Harvey Award Winners – full list!

harvey winnerIt’s that time of year kiddies; time to see who nabbed Harvey Awards! The nominee slate was pretty amazing, so it’s no surprise that the winners are top-notch.

Saga led the night with four wins, and March: Book Two grabbed two.  For me, it was lovely to see some of my personal favorites nab Harveys: Bloom County (for it’s fantastic, and oh-so-welcome comback), Battlepug (a lovely sendoff to the series, though Mike Norton said they’ll be back, and I hope so), Usagi Yojimbo, Lumberjanes, and of course, March: Book Two, and Saga.

Not a bad Saturday night at Baltimore Comic-Con.  Read on for the full list of winners.  Congratulations to all!

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