Wayback Review – Inferno: New Tales of Terror and the Supernatural

[Gotta love anything Ellen Datlow has her hand in. Take it from me, in this Wayback from the late, great Green Man Review. Originally published 10/21/2007]

Ellen Datlow, ed., Inferno: New Tales of Terror and the Supernatural (Tor, 2007)

inferno coverI love short story compilations. I’ve reviewed several of ’em here at GMR, so when Inferno dropped into our in-box, I held out an eager hand. I didn’t care about what was in it, not really. Quite honestly, to paraphrase the horribly overused line from Jerry Maguire, they had me at terror. It wasn’t until I took a good look at the book itself that I realized that the editor of this collection, Ellen Datlow, is the very same editor that does the honors for the annual Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror. I’ve fallen at her feet before, when reviewing the Years’ Best Fantasy and Horror, volume 18, so I snuggled into my favorite corner and got to reading.

Now, even though I adore horror short stories, having grown up reading Charles L. Grant’s Shadows series, Metahorror and Night Visions (not to mention a deep and abiding love for Richard Christian Matheson’s “Red”), I have a somewhat higher tolerance for what would be considered the truly horrifying, along with a laundry list of outrageously high caliber stories from the masters rattling around in my little brain. In other words, do your worst; even then, I may still end up yawning. Bolstered by the idea of an editor that knows what she’s doing, I dug in hoping to get the pants scared off of me. Or at least loosened a little.

This collection starts out, as they all do, with an Introduction by the editor. Her discussion of “short form” horror is well written, interesting and brief, as all intros should be but quite often fail at. She also gives a sort of shout-out to the best of the best in horror short story compilations, and that list of further reading is reason enough for picking up this book. (Though I have just about all of them in on my bookshelves. Almost.) She describes her selection process for the stories in this book as tales that “provide a frisson of shock or a moment of dread so powerful in might cause the reader outright physical discomfort. . . .” Sounds good to me! How did the stories fare? Continue reading

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Book Review: Ezekiel Boone, The Hatching

 

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Nutshell: The Hatching is a rip-roaring horror thrill ride. A blend of ensemble-cast Stephen King stories like The Stand and Needful Things, mixed with pulpy 70s animal-horror tales.  Not for the faint-hearted…and even die-hard horror fans may find themselves checking for webs after this creepy chiller.  An excellent start to a promising series. Grade: A

Book Basics
Stand-alone or series: the first in The Hatching series.
Target audience: anyone who loves a good shiver.
Publication 411: hits shelves July 5th, 2016. (Atria/Emily Bestler Books)

“Finally, there was a reason for her to be afraid of spiders.”

Full disclosure: I spent 6 years as a volunteer at the National Zoo’s Invertebrate House, feeding all sorts of animals, including one of my favorites, the Golden Orb Spider (Nephila Madagascariensis).  I loved those cricket-slurping gals, and their teeny-tiny male counterparts.  So you know the kind of gal I am; I’m not one to typically shriek when I see something with eight legs, unless it’s in my shower and I’m half asleep.  Then it’s getting the boot to the flower pot on my deck (or corner of the laundry room if she’s a cellar spider.)  She can deal with finding a new pad herownself.  So when I saw The Hatching in my queue, I snapped it up.  I can handle this, I’ll be fine.  Won’t bother me too much, but should provide some good creep.

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It’s official: “Wreck-It Ralph” gets a sequel

wreck it ralphWreck-It Ralph was one of those films I didn’t think I’d like so I skipped it at the multiplex. Then I caught it on cable and loved it. LOVED it. So when I got the 411 that there’s a sequel in the works, with John C. Reilly and Sarah Silverman coming back to voice Ralph and Vanellope, I got stoked.

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D’awwww. (Image: Walt Disney Studios)

They’re pretty hush-hush about the story, but looks like Ralph and Vanellope are hitting the internet.  Should be interesting to see Vanellope’s Candy Kart on the information superhighway. Aside from Ralph and Vanellope, there’s no information on any other recurring characters, though I’m hoping Jane Lynch’s super-soldier Calhoun will at least be making a cameo.  And here’s hoping Q*bert will be popping in too.  Love that little guy.

Wreck-It Ralph 2 is scheduled to smash into theaters March 2018.  Read on for the full details straight from the Mouse House!

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Wayback Review: V for Vendetta

[Another look at my review of V for Vendetta for the late, great Green Man Review. Originally published October, 2007.]

V for Vendetta (Warner Brothers , 2006)

v for vendettaIt’s been said that Guy Fawkes was the only person who ever entered the Houses of Parliament with honest intentions. He honestly meant to blow the place to smithereens, and though he was foiled in his attempt, at least his motives were easy to understand. He and his co-conspirators were striking out against the Protestant monarchy of James I, in the hopes of replacing him with an individual more sympathetic to Roman Catholics. The titular hero of V for Vendetta has a similar plan, but his intentions are darkened by involved self-interest.

Maybe it’s just that I don’t particularly care for antiheroes. The Catcher in the Rye held no special fascination for me, and I’ve never been one to root for the knife-wielding maniac in a slasher movie, no matter how seemingly justified the reasons for his or her spree happen to be. In this instance however, it’s not that the antihero hold no sway over me, it’s that V never compelled me to care about him. In their interest in moving the story along at a brisk clip, the writers forgot to add anything that would make the audience hope for his success. The movie itself is compelling, but only if you toss aside V and focus on Evey and the supporting characters in the story. What’s left is a scathing look at a government that’s out of control, and although this movie is set in an alternate reality, I couldn’t help but wonder if I was watching our own not-too-distant future. Continue reading

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“The Legend of Tarzan” gives great Sunday morning serial

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Nutshell: This new Tarzan brings the Saturday morning serials into the 21st Century, and looks awfully spiffy doing it. CGI is on point, the actors dig into their roles nicely, and even the animal behaviors feel authentic.  Sure the plot is wafer thin, and needs serious padding to justify its feature film length. But this ain’t rocket science, and it ain’t high art; it’s Tarzan.  Enjoy it.  Grade: B+

“Lord Greystoke, let me tell you about the Congo situation…”

For folks who remember The Time Before Cable, DC’s Channel 20 used to show classic movie double features every Sunday morning.  Okay, I thought they were classics, but perhaps “B&W films they could afford” better fits the bill.  Typically, there was an Abbott and Costello film followed by something spooky or monster-y, with Tarzan swinging in from time to time.  And I loved those old Tarzan films, which usually starred Johnny Weissmuller, who my parents assured me was a huge swimming sensation before he made his way to film.  There was something fun and comforting about those films, with the gorgeous Maureen O’Sullivan as Jane, and the curly-headed Johnny Sheffield as “Boy”.  They were fun, they had lots of animals to ooh and ahh over, and of course there was Weissmuller’s famous Tarzan yodel-yell.  Good times.  The Legend of Tarzan has that same feel.  It harks back to those lighthearted jungle double-features, while adding a depth to it thanks to modern day whole-picture inclusivity.  We not only get Tarzan and Jane’s troubles, but a look at how the story affects the animals and tribes around them.  Pretty sweet upgrade.

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“The Purge: Election Year” wins, but just barely

Purge Election Year onesheet 2Nutshell: While Anarchy upped the Purge stakes with it’s clear-eyed and horrifying look at class warfare run amok, Election Year pulls back on the message, and is a weaker film for it.  Writer/director James DeMonaco flounders in his third act, delivering a heavy-handed horror film that’s fun for the genre, but could have been so much more.  Grade: B

I loved The Purge: Anarchy, even though at first I thought it’d be a stress-fest “thriller” parading as horror film. (Hell, I can turn on the news for that kind of shit.)  Anarchy‘s ability to dig into the ugly truths behind the haves vs. the have-nots, and how that film grew its mythology in a way that was terrifying and exciting – still hoping for a YouTube Purge webisode series, btw – floored me, and carved its way into my heart.  So when I heard that DeMonaco was amping up for a third go, this time skewering our political system?  I was all in.  Sadly, The Purge: Election Year doesn’t have the same punch in the gut that Anarchy has.  It’s more of a knowing head-nod/Kanye-shrug.  Whaddaya gonna do; world’s crazy y’all. Continue reading

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MOAR guests for Baltimore Comic-Con: DeMatteis, Fradon, Giffen, Manley, Snyder III, Tucci!

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Con season is definitely amping up; Baltimore Comic-Con is adding still more guests to its impressive roster.  This go-round?  J.M. DeMatteis and Keith Giffen (read Scooby Apocalypse RIGHT NOW), Mike Manley (Darkhawk, The Phantom), John K. Snyder III (Grendel, Suicide Squad), and Billy Tucci (Shi, Harley’s Little Black Book). But what I’m stoked for – almost “man, I don’t even know if I can even meet her” stoked for?  ZOMG comics legend Ramona Frandon!  I was a huge Brenda Starr fan growing up, and y’all know I’m all about Aquaman.  So the fact that she’s coming to BCC is absolutely amazing.

Read on for the full PR deets, and see you at the ‘Con!
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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Nerve!

nerveGamers!  This one’s for you; Nerve, a thriller about what can happen if things get out of hand with your online addiction.  Synopsis!

Industrious high school senior, Vee Delmonico [Emma Roberts], has had it with living life on the sidelines. When pressured by friends to join the popular online game Nerve, Vee decides to sign up for just one dare in what seems like harmless fun. But as she finds herself caught up in the thrill of the adrenaline-fueled competition partnered with a mysterious stranger [Dave Franco], the game begins to take a sinister turn with increasingly dangerous acts, leading her into a high stakes finale that will determine her entire future.

Man, if Plants vs. Zombies gets this real, we’re screwed y’all.  Passes?  Right this way…

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Pottermore welcomes you to the Ilvermorny School!

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Any other owl-hopeful American psyched to hear about the Wizarding schools here in the States? Well, our wait is over; J.K. Rowling and Pottermore dropped a video about Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and it’s awesome.

In the under 2-minute vid, there’s plenty of mystery and marvel, and some cool claymation animation.  Don’t think it’s all you’ll need to know; it’s a tease at what I’m sure will be a fully fleshed out backstory for the house.  And I’m betting there’ll be plenty of characters mentioning Ilvermorny (not to mention a few alums) in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.  Of course, there are houses, but apparently they’re not exactly the same as what everyone is used to from Hogwarts, so don’t try to figure out the American Slytherin…

Check out the vid! And read up on Ilvermorny over at Pottermore. Don’t forget; Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them comes to theaters December 19th, 2016.

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Pony News: Jayson Thiessen, director of the next MLP film, can’t make BronyCon 5

BronyCon 2016 logoHeads up for folks hoping to pump Thiessen for pony spoilers!  It’s a bummer, but we’ve got to remember that guests and panelists have Real Lives too.

But never fear – there’ll still be plenty of pony fun.  Peep the schedule! And read on for the deets straight from the BronyCon PR ponies!

Press Release

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 28, 2016

JAYSON THIESSEN NO LONGER TO ATTEND BRONYCON

(BALTIMORE)—Jayson Thiessen, director of the upcoming “My Little Pony” movie, will no longer be attending BronyCon this year due to the limited availability of big name talent signed onto the film.

We are fortunate to have made it to six seasons and a movie. Unfortunately, this means there is still a lot of work to be done to continue bringing this community more of the characters that we love. Join us in looking forward to seeing the work that Thiessen will be bringing to the big screen next year!

To register for this event, visit BronyCon’s registration page. Badges for BronyCon will cost more at the door, so don’t wait! Also make sure you are following BronyCon on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Google+ to be the first to hear our latest announcements.

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