Pony News: How To Bar Trot

Brony Bar Trot 2016 CollageThis year marks my second Brony Bar Trot during BronyCon.  It’s the fourth Trot so far, not too shabby considering BronyCon is celebrating its fifth anniversary, no?

I’ve gone “regular” and I’ve gone “VIP”.  And honestly?  Even though this year’s Trot didn’t include the free three-shooter tickets as have been included in the past, I didn’t miss ’em.  But hello sweet VIP commemorative t-shirt! So go VIP if you don’t want to think about what/where to eat, and figure you want another pony shirt to add to your pile.  This year it was an extra $20 to upgrade to VIP grub & shirt.  I could handle that.

Want to know what to do next year?  Dying to see how the other pony half lives (read: how the drinking poinies get down)?  Herewith, a step-by-step guide to how to get your Brony Bar Trot on, in easy-peasy bullet-point format because I’m kinda hungover for easy reading!* Continue reading

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“The Secret Life of Pets”: a fluffy, family friendly diversion

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Nutshell: Pets is absolutely adorable.  And it’s absolutely unbelievable.  But who needs a plot that makes sense when you’ve got talking animals?  Louis C.K., Kevin Hart, and Jenny Slate are hilarious voicing their pet counterparts.  The animation is lovely to look at, with lots of bright colors to wow the young’uns. This film doesn’t dig deep, but does every animated film need to be WALL*E?  With love, I say nay.  Grade: A-

“Be a good boy, Leonard.”

Yeah, I know you know that line.  But it’s awesome, right?  Of course it is.  I’ve been stoked for this film since I saw the first trailer last year.  Not just because the awesome Louis C.K. voices the lead pup, but because the idea about a film that looks at what our pets do while we’re not around sounded like fun.  It is. Now be forewarned; this story isn’t gonna reach deep into the power themes, as Finding Dory, WALL*E or Toy Story.  And while there’s not much social commentary here – except a brief whiff of adopt-don’t-shop (seriously people) and the importance of understanding the commitment and connection that is having another species dependent upon you – there’s plenty to enjoy for all ages in this sweet little trifle. Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – Ice Age: Collision Course

ice age collision courseWho doesn’t love Scrat?  Haters that’s who.  And we don’t like haters ’round these parts.  So, want passes to the Baltimore screening of Scrat (and company) doing their latest thang?  Of course you do.  But first?  Synopsis!

Scrat’s epic pursuit of the elusive acorn catapults him into the universe where he accidentally sets off a series of cosmic events that transform and threaten the Ice Age World. To save themselvWes, Sid, Manny, Diego, and the rest of the herd must leave their home and embark on a quest full of comedy and adventure, traveling to exotic new lands and encountering a host of colorful new characters.

I loved the teaser trailer.  So 2001.  And if you’re not completely convinced you need to dip your toe into the latest Ice Age, I’ve got three words for you: Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  Yeah, he’s in this.  You in?  Yeah you are.  Read on…

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Con News: Small Press Expo celebrates Fantagraphics’ 40th Anniversary

Small Press Expo 2016 bannerYeah yeah yeah; everyone’s all about San Diego Comic-Con right now, and probably will be ’til it wraps on July 24th.  But what about folks who actually want to, oh y’know, discuss COMIC BOOKS?  So many comic-cons get wrapped up with the Hollywood flash, and spend very little time or effort on the creators that got us jazzed for these ‘cons in the first place.  (Or the ‘cons are so freakin’ huge it’s rough getting from one creator panel to the next…)

But not Small Press Expo.  In Bethesda, MD, this September you’ll get to chat with artists, writers and more who keep things indie.  Way cool, man.  No, seriously; this year SPX is celebrating Fantagraphics, and all their awesomeness.  Y’know, the folks who brought you Ghost World, Hip Hop Family Tree, Usagi Yojimbo, and the chronological re-issue of Peanuts.  FREAKIN’ PEANUTS, PEOPLE.

With the Fantagraphics love comes creators like Trina Robbins (Vampirella, and all-around indie comix legend), Joe Sacco (whose work blends comics and journalism), and more.  Why such a short paragraph?  I’m lazy, and the PR distro does such a wonderful job of fleshing out these creators that I’ll let ’em take it away.  Read on for the full details!

SPX 2016 is this September 17th and 18th.  Get your indie on!
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2016 Harvey Award nominees announced: Pastis, Breathed, Staples, Waid, Lemire & more!

Harvey NomineeIt’s that time of year; the Harvey Awards has released its list of nominees!  The Harvey Awards “recognize outstanding work in comics and sequential art”, and will be presented September 3rd, 2016 at this year’s Baltimore Comic-Con.

Some of my favorites?  Saga, Lumberjanes, Bloom County (and huzzah for the return of Otis and the gang!), Pearls Before Swine, Battlepug, Batman, Archie, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Usagi Yojimbo, Rachel Rising...and those are just the ones I’ve had a chance to get through this year.  Yeah, there’s a lot to love in this year’s noms. But what really floors me is the sheer number of nominations for Valiant. Boom! and IDW trail far behind in number of noms, but they’re the only ones who come close to the Valiant juggernaut.

Congratulations to all nominees – and if you’re dying to see the full list, read on!

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Wayback Review – Inferno: New Tales of Terror and the Supernatural

[Gotta love anything Ellen Datlow has her hand in. Take it from me, in this Wayback from the late, great Green Man Review. Originally published 10/21/2007]

Ellen Datlow, ed., Inferno: New Tales of Terror and the Supernatural (Tor, 2007)

inferno coverI love short story compilations. I’ve reviewed several of ’em here at GMR, so when Inferno dropped into our in-box, I held out an eager hand. I didn’t care about what was in it, not really. Quite honestly, to paraphrase the horribly overused line from Jerry Maguire, they had me at terror. It wasn’t until I took a good look at the book itself that I realized that the editor of this collection, Ellen Datlow, is the very same editor that does the honors for the annual Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror. I’ve fallen at her feet before, when reviewing the Years’ Best Fantasy and Horror, volume 18, so I snuggled into my favorite corner and got to reading.

Now, even though I adore horror short stories, having grown up reading Charles L. Grant’s Shadows series, Metahorror and Night Visions (not to mention a deep and abiding love for Richard Christian Matheson’s “Red”), I have a somewhat higher tolerance for what would be considered the truly horrifying, along with a laundry list of outrageously high caliber stories from the masters rattling around in my little brain. In other words, do your worst; even then, I may still end up yawning. Bolstered by the idea of an editor that knows what she’s doing, I dug in hoping to get the pants scared off of me. Or at least loosened a little.

This collection starts out, as they all do, with an Introduction by the editor. Her discussion of “short form” horror is well written, interesting and brief, as all intros should be but quite often fail at. She also gives a sort of shout-out to the best of the best in horror short story compilations, and that list of further reading is reason enough for picking up this book. (Though I have just about all of them in on my bookshelves. Almost.) She describes her selection process for the stories in this book as tales that “provide a frisson of shock or a moment of dread so powerful in might cause the reader outright physical discomfort. . . .” Sounds good to me! How did the stories fare? Continue reading

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Book Review: Ezekiel Boone, The Hatching

 

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Nutshell: The Hatching is a rip-roaring horror thrill ride. A blend of ensemble-cast Stephen King stories like The Stand and Needful Things, mixed with pulpy 70s animal-horror tales.  Not for the faint-hearted…and even die-hard horror fans may find themselves checking for webs after this creepy chiller.  An excellent start to a promising series. Grade: A

Book Basics
Stand-alone or series: the first in The Hatching series.
Target audience: anyone who loves a good shiver.
Publication 411: hits shelves July 5th, 2016. (Atria/Emily Bestler Books)

“Finally, there was a reason for her to be afraid of spiders.”

Full disclosure: I spent 6 years as a volunteer at the National Zoo’s Invertebrate House, feeding all sorts of animals, including one of my favorites, the Golden Orb Spider (Nephila Madagascariensis).  I loved those cricket-slurping gals, and their teeny-tiny male counterparts.  So you know the kind of gal I am; I’m not one to typically shriek when I see something with eight legs, unless it’s in my shower and I’m half asleep.  Then it’s getting the boot to the flower pot on my deck (or corner of the laundry room if she’s a cellar spider.)  She can deal with finding a new pad herownself.  So when I saw The Hatching in my queue, I snapped it up.  I can handle this, I’ll be fine.  Won’t bother me too much, but should provide some good creep.

This scared the crap out of me.  And I loved every minute. Continue reading

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It’s official: “Wreck-It Ralph” gets a sequel

wreck it ralphWreck-It Ralph was one of those films I didn’t think I’d like so I skipped it at the multiplex. Then I caught it on cable and loved it. LOVED it. So when I got the 411 that there’s a sequel in the works, with John C. Reilly and Sarah Silverman coming back to voice Ralph and Vanellope, I got stoked.

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D’awwww. (Image: Walt Disney Studios)

They’re pretty hush-hush about the story, but looks like Ralph and Vanellope are hitting the internet.  Should be interesting to see Vanellope’s Candy Kart on the information superhighway. Aside from Ralph and Vanellope, there’s no information on any other recurring characters, though I’m hoping Jane Lynch’s super-soldier Calhoun will at least be making a cameo.  And here’s hoping Q*bert will be popping in too.  Love that little guy.

Wreck-It Ralph 2 is scheduled to smash into theaters March 2018.  Read on for the full details straight from the Mouse House!

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Wayback Review: V for Vendetta

[Another look at my review of V for Vendetta for the late, great Green Man Review. Originally published October, 2007.]

V for Vendetta (Warner Brothers , 2006)

v for vendettaIt’s been said that Guy Fawkes was the only person who ever entered the Houses of Parliament with honest intentions. He honestly meant to blow the place to smithereens, and though he was foiled in his attempt, at least his motives were easy to understand. He and his co-conspirators were striking out against the Protestant monarchy of James I, in the hopes of replacing him with an individual more sympathetic to Roman Catholics. The titular hero of V for Vendetta has a similar plan, but his intentions are darkened by involved self-interest.

Maybe it’s just that I don’t particularly care for antiheroes. The Catcher in the Rye held no special fascination for me, and I’ve never been one to root for the knife-wielding maniac in a slasher movie, no matter how seemingly justified the reasons for his or her spree happen to be. In this instance however, it’s not that the antihero hold no sway over me, it’s that V never compelled me to care about him. In their interest in moving the story along at a brisk clip, the writers forgot to add anything that would make the audience hope for his success. The movie itself is compelling, but only if you toss aside V and focus on Evey and the supporting characters in the story. What’s left is a scathing look at a government that’s out of control, and although this movie is set in an alternate reality, I couldn’t help but wonder if I was watching our own not-too-distant future. Continue reading

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“The Legend of Tarzan” gives great Sunday morning serial

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Nutshell: This new Tarzan brings the Saturday morning serials into the 21st Century, and looks awfully spiffy doing it. CGI is on point, the actors dig into their roles nicely, and even the animal behaviors feel authentic.  Sure the plot is wafer thin, and needs serious padding to justify its feature film length. But this ain’t rocket science, and it ain’t high art; it’s Tarzan.  Enjoy it.  Grade: B+

“Lord Greystoke, let me tell you about the Congo situation…”

For folks who remember The Time Before Cable, DC’s Channel 20 used to show classic movie double features every Sunday morning.  Okay, I thought they were classics, but perhaps “B&W films they could afford” better fits the bill.  Typically, there was an Abbott and Costello film followed by something spooky or monster-y, with Tarzan swinging in from time to time.  And I loved those old Tarzan films, which usually starred Johnny Weissmuller, who my parents assured me was a huge swimming sensation before he made his way to film.  There was something fun and comforting about those films, with the gorgeous Maureen O’Sullivan as Jane, and the curly-headed Johnny Sheffield as “Boy”.  They were fun, they had lots of animals to ooh and ahh over, and of course there was Weissmuller’s famous Tarzan yodel-yell.  Good times.  The Legend of Tarzan has that same feel.  It harks back to those lighthearted jungle double-features, while adding a depth to it thanks to modern day whole-picture inclusivity.  We not only get Tarzan and Jane’s troubles, but a look at how the story affects the animals and tribes around them.  Pretty sweet upgrade.

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