Story: Humans on Mars! The first colony of sunlight dwellers make their mark on Mars. Perhaps too much of a mark. In digging down into the red soil, they happened upon an underground city that used to be inhabited by Nosferatu. Vampirella visits the station to investigate, and lend assistance if necessary. But things seem to be quiet. Too quiet. Hey, what are those leathery pods? Are they hatching? Maybe you picked a bad time to help out a space-station, Vampi…
Best Line: “But I don’t want to be a creature of the night!”
Thoughts: This might be my favorite horror mash-up yet. Beautiful art, drop-dead gorgeous colors, and a story that actually makes sense. With Corinna Sara Bechko’s story, I could see how Vampi and the Xenomorphs would meet, and it’s totally believable. And even though this is only a six issue mini, there’s a level of characterization that many long-running series could definitely be jealous of. Actually, should really, really be jealous of. Bechko also weaves in prejudices and the fear of Other, how individuals deal with death (particularly their own imminent demise), and the lengths people will go to protect their own. All the while avoiding the typical “why’d you do that?” idiocy so many horror stories tend to grab at with both hands. Continue reading
Oh man. This looks really good. As in, wow the set design is amazing, and the CGI is on freakin’ point. And also, au naturel Alexander Skarsgård people. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh. My. God. Becky. Whoever came up with this tie-in should get a gold plated bottle of tequila. (Or a corner office. Whatevs.)
BronyCon is in two weeks; are you psyched? I am! But if you’re looking for MOAR PONE, look no further than
No. I’m not throwing out a request for some pals with that title. It’s a movie, and it looks like a hoot. Synopsis!
It’s the moooost wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeeear… No, not right now. I’m talking Halloween! Ghoulies, ghosties, long-legged beasties, and free comics! That’s right, 

Christmas in July! No, that’s not what happens when the a/c goes on a bender…though I do enjoy the cool even though I need to scrape the frost off the cat. I’m talking about Almost Christmas, an ensemble comedy that’s hitting theaters this fall, and looks like a nice pre-holiday warmup. Or, one of those “hey, my family’s not so bad” kinda deals. Synopsis!


