New poster for new “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” prequel “Leatherface” gives me hope

leatherface onesheetAm I the only one who has “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” playing in her head every time I see the title of this movie?  With full orchestration and five-part harmony. Just me?  Fine.  But any way you slice it (PUN CROSSING), the new poster for the Texas  Chainsaw Massacre “prequel” Leatherface has a nice Maniac feel to it.

Since Rob Zombie did a pretty cool job with looking into Michael Meyers’ backstory with his Halloween — say what you want about shifting around canon, his series does well as its own thang — I’m going to give relative newbie directors Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury the benefit of the doubt.  Here’s the synopsis, which actually sounds promising:

Prequel about teenage Leatherface who escapes from a mental hospital with three other inmates, kidnaps a young nurse and takes her on a road trip from hell. Along the way, they are pursued by an equally deranged lawman out for revenge.

This film obviously knows how to grab good leads, with Lili Taylor, Stephen Dorff as headliners.  As nobody is listed as Leatherface (yet), it may be a wait-and-see as to who’ll come out wearing the meat mask.  I hope so; that sense of unknown will help drive the spooky.  Otherwise this could shift from an all-out horrorfest to a “Bad Guy Chasing Badder Guys” film.  I’m hoping for the former, expecting the latter, and crossing my fingers that Leatherface will fall somewhere in-between.

Leatherface breaks loose in 2016.

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“Spectre” onesheet (aka movie poster) debuts!

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And I love the skull-person in the background.  And I love that there’s a Day of the Dead scene.  Hello, gorgeous sugar skulls!  And hello synopsis:

A cryptic message from the past sends James Bond on a rogue mission to Mexico City and eventually Rome, where he meets Lucia Sciarra (Monica Bellucci), the beautiful and forbidden widow of an infamous criminal.  Bond infiltrates a secret meeting and uncovers the existence of the sinister organisation known as SPECTRE.

Meanwhile back in London, Max Denbigh (Andrew Scott), the new head of the Centre for National Security, questions Bond’s actions and challenges the relevance of MI6, led by M (Ralph Fiennes). Bond covertly enlists Moneypenny (Naomie Harris) and Q (Ben Whishaw) to help him seek out Madeleine Swann (Léa Seydoux), the daughter of his old nemesis Mr White (Jesper Christensen), who may hold the clue to untangling the web of SPECTRE. As the daughter of an assassin, she understands Bond in a way most others cannot.

As Bond ventures towards the heart of SPECTRE, he learns of a chilling connection between himself and the enemy he seeks, played by Christoph Waltz.

Speaking of Day of the Dead, check out these images.  I’ve included one non-DotD one, because Bond.  Spectre hits theaters November 6th, 2015.

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OMGOMGOMG — the “Dragon Blade” trailer is badtastic!

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(L-to-R) Fabio, Drunken Master Circa 48BC, Guineviere’s Stunt Double from King Arthur, and Uncofortable Roman Soldier star in “Dragon Blade”!

YOU GUYS.  Cusack, Brody and Chan in Dragon Blade, an epic historical movie played straight…and also armor.  Thank you, baby Jesus.

Watch it.  WATCH IT NOW.  I’ll wait.

C’mon y’all. John Cusack.  Adrien Brody.  High-caliber actors putting on fake armor and bellowing like Conan.  And also, Jackie Chan as his usual martial arts badass character.  Who needs more than this?  I’m looking forward to when this hits VOD — it hits theaters and VOD Friday, September 4th — because it will be a drinking game movie of magnificence.  I’ma watch this trailer again.  And again.  Basically I’m busy for the rest of the day.

Apparently this was a YOOGE smash in China, and I’m not surprised.  It’s epic madness, with pretty damn good production values. (Dragon Blade sports one of the largest movie budgets in the country’s history.)  I’m still bouncing over Cusack in armor.  Oh, the glorious, glorious miscasting!  I cannot wait.  Please let there be a sequel…and let all three return.  Hell, make it a trilogy and I swear I’ll never ask for anything else ever again.

Read on for the synopsis and general 411. Like you need any other reason to watch this whole thing beyond that freakin’ fabulous trailer. Continue reading

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“Miss You Already” trailer is a mini-movie of lifelong besties

Trailers are fun.  They’re like Lays potato chips.  Can’t watch just one.  So here’s a look at the trailer for Miss You Already, starring Drew Barrymore & Toni Collette.

MISS YOU ALREADY is an honest and powerful story following two best friends, Milly (Toni Collette) and Jess (Drew Barrymore), as they navigate life’s highs and lows.   Inseparable since they were young girls, they can’t remember a time they didn’t share everything -secrets, clothes, even boyfriends — but nothing prepares them for the day Milly is hit with life-altering news.  A story for every modern woman, MISS YOU ALREADY celebrates the bond of true friendship that ultimately can never be broken, even in life’s toughest moments.

Be warned; the trailer shows you EVERY SINGLE BIG MOMENT in the film.  So basically you’re watching the thing in Cliff Notes form. But it does look like a sweet besties film.

Miss You Already hits theaters November 6th.  Hey; cancer movie opening just in time for awards season!  I’m betting that’s not a coinkydink.

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Yes, Rose. There is a Golden Girls pr0n parody. (NSFW, naturally)

First things first: this trailer is just dirty.  Not nekkid. And it may change the way you think about the Golden Girls theme song forever.

Okay now.  My GG-loving brain doesn’t know if it should love the fact that this show is getting the…naturalistic…treatment, or if I should just grab the brain bleach.  Either way, I had to share this.

I do give props for the casting of women over the usual adult film star age in this.  And I’m guessing there’s a lot of spoof.  Still, I think I’ll stick to the trailer.  Dammit, that theme song is stuck in my head.  Maybe some cheesecake would help.  But definitely not coffee creamer.

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“Concussion” trailer hits hard

concussion onesheet“You’re going to war with a corporation that owns a day of the week!”

D-eeeee-yam.  That’s some heavy stuff right there. Concussion — with its focus on repetitive head trauma’s horrible consequences for athletes — is definitely gonna be a hot topic this awards season, and this football season.

Does this film have For Your Consideration written all over it?  Of course.  But this trailer got to me.  Maybe because the PBS documentary League of Denial: The NFL’s Concussion Crisis was so moving.  Maybe because Will Smith is looks like he’s all-in with his performance.  (I’m also glad to see Gugu Mbatha-Raw, whom I’ve adored ever since Belle.) Perhaps it’s simply heartbreaking to think about all the people irrevocably damaged due to a sport I sometimes enjoy watching.  Go local team!

Will Smith stars in Concussion, a dramatic thriller based on the incredible true David vs. Goliath story of American immigrant Dr. Bennet Omalu, the brilliant forensic neuropathologist who made the first discovery of CTE, a football-related brain trauma, in a pro player and fought for the truth to be known.  Omalu’s emotional quest puts him at dangerous odds with one of the most powerful institutions in the world.

Concussion hits theaters Christmas Day, 2015.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Visit!

the visit onesheetI’m feeling a bit chilly.  No, the weather’s still hot & humid.  But I feel the need for chills.  So I’m giving away passes for the Baltimore screening of The Visit!  Synopsis?  Why certainly:

Writer/director/producer M. Night Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable) and producer Jason Blum (Paranormal Activity, The Purge and Insidious series) welcome you to Universal Pictures’ THE VISIT. Shyamalan returns to his roots with the terrifying story of a brother and sister who are sent to their grandparents’ remote Pennsylvania farm for a weeklong trip. Once the children discover that the elderly couple is involved in something deeply disturbing, they see their chances of getting back home are growing smaller every day.

Shyamalan produces THE VISIT through his Blinding Edge Pictures, while Blum produces through his Blumhouse Productions alongside Mark Bienstock (Quarantine 2: Terminal). Steven Schneider (Insidious) and Ashwin Rajan (Devil) executive produce the thriller. http://www.stayinyourroom.com

Y’all know I’ve taken M. Night to task before.  But it’s also true that I love me some Devil and The Village.  (Not to mention Unbreakable, which is a must-see for any superhero film fan, or lover of a fantastic hero’s journey story.)  So I’ll be walking into this film with a 50/50 viewpoint.  Okay, maybe 60/40, as advanced buzz from folks who have already seen the film have been positive.  Yay?  YAY!

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Thank you, Wes Craven (1939-2015)

Wes Craven collage 1It’s a sad thing indeed when the first thing you see when you wake up is the obituary for someone you respect and admire.  So the news that Wes Craven has died at age 76 felt like a bad dream.  Guess it’s fitting, as Craven was a master of crafting bad dreams.  My formative horror years were spent poring over his films, my start of what can laughingly be called adulthood digging into his brief but fun stint in TV, and even now anytime I see something with his name on it, I’ve gotta check it out.

A lot of movie fans and professionals have much to be thankful for when it comes to Wes Craven.  Like “real world” horror?  His Last House on the Left is the battle cry of that subgenre.  Love meta-movies?  Scream kicked off the modern meta.  And, of course, his Nightmare on Elm Street helped kick-start the slasher genre, and added its own spin with dream imagery that many other moviemakers have run with since then.

I could go on and on, but you get the idea.  So instead of listing his incredible films, or talking about him personally — others have done that far better and with more insight than I — my tribute will be a simple Thank You for his work.  And a look at some of my absolute favorites outside the usual hits.

Thank you, Wes Craven.

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“I’m in Love With a Monster” – Fifth Harmony lays down an awesome track for Hotel Transylvania 2!

halloween transylvania 2A friend is a huge Fifth Harmony fan, and I’m a huge Hotel Transylvania fan.  So naturally I had to check out Fifth Harmony’s “I’m in Love With a Monster” music vid for Hotel Transylvania 2.  Not disappointed.  In fact, I’m blown away.

Fun, right?  I’m loving Mavis’ cobweb veil.  Big. Time. Can’t wait to see the full HT2 prelude!  Meanwhile, I’m gonna make “I’m in Love with a Monster” a part of my 2015 Halloween jam.

Hotel Transylvania 2 opens for business September 25th, 2015. Read on for the full deets on this new track!

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“Everest” – new images, synopsis

everest onesheetRead Into Thin Air?  Get on that.  Seriously.  It’s absolutely amazing.  Not a book reader?  Read it anyway.  It’s that gripping.  I’ve given away so many copies of this book…I probably need to buy another one for my bookshelf now that Everest is coming next month.  True story:

Inspired by the incredible events surrounding an attempt to reach the summit of the world’s highest mountain, Everest documents the awe-inspiring journey of two different expeditions challenged beyond their limits by one of the fiercest snowstorms ever encountered by mankind. Their mettle tested by the harshest elements found on the planet, the climbers will face nearly impossible obstacles as a lifelong obsession becomes a breathtaking struggle for survival. The epic adventure stars Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, John Hawkes, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Sam Worthington, Keira Knightley, Emily Watson and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Everest is directed by Baltasar Kormákur (2 Guns, Contraband) and produced by Working Title Films’ Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner, Cross Creek Pictures’ Brian Oliver and Tyler Thompson, as well as Nicky Kentish Barnes and Kormákur.

Universal Pictures and Cross Creek Pictures’ presentation of Everest—in association with Walden Media—is adapted for the screen by William Nicholson (Gladiator) and Oscar® winner Simon Beaufoy (Slumdog Millionaire).

The film shot on location in Nepal on the foothills of Everest, the Italian Alps and at Cinecittà Studios in Rome and Pinewood Studios in the U.K. Universal will distribute the film worldwide. http://www.everestmovie.com

The book was an amazing achievement in long-form journalism, detailing the tragedy in a way that was heartbreaking and page-turning.  I’m hoping that Everest taps into that.  Only one way to find out: Everest hits theaters September 25th, 2015.  I’ll be the gal front-n-center with the huge box o’ tissues.  ‘Til then, check out these first images…

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