Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Martian!

the martianY’know, Matt Damon stranded on a planet kinda echoes last year’s Interstellar (SPOILER ALERT for the 3 people who haven’t seen that movie yet.)  So while I’m still enjoying the karmic payback his character got in that film, I’m gonna have to seriously reboot for The Martian.  Because here, we want Damon’s Mark Watney to come home.  Luckily, the trailer for the film helps get me into that head space. Plus, they’ve already screened the film in space. “IN YOUR FACE NEIL ARMSTRONG!”


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“The Big Short” busts the housing boom

(Image: Paramount Pictuers)

(Image: Paramount Pictuers)

“That’s not stupidity.  That’s fraud.”

And that’s the housing bubble of the Aughts. Based on the nonfiction book The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine by Michael Lewis, this film looks at the housing boom, and the handful of folks who knew things weren’t gonna stay high cotton for long.  C’mon now.  I knew this years before the crash, and I can’t add without a calculator. So I’m pumped to see this film. Synopsis!

When four outsiders saw what the big banks, media and government refused to, the global collapse of the economy, they had an idea: The Big Short. Their bold investment leads them into the dark underbelly of modern banking where they must question everyone and everything. Based on the true story and best-selling book by Michael Lewis (The Blind Side, Moneyball), and directed by Adam Mckay (Anchorman, Step Brothers) The Big Short stars Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt’s Plan B Entertainment has been cranking out some pretty sweet stuff — including Moneyball, based on another of Lewis’ books.  This trailer looks like more of the same awards-fodder quality.  And the use of Led Zeppelin’s When The Levee Breaks is perfection. The Big Short hits theaters December 23, 2015.

 

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Sicario!

sicarioAlright y’all.  Moveeeeez!  Here’s the synopis for Sicario, a film that’s already getting major awards buzz:

In Mexico, SICARIO means hitman.

In the lawless border area stretching between the U.S. and Mexico, an idealistic FBI agent [Emily Blunt] is enlisted by an elite government task force official [Josh Brolin] to aid in the escalating war against drugs.

Led by an enigmatic consultant with a questionable past [Benicio Del Toro], the team sets out on a clandestine journey forcing Kate to question everything that she believes in order to survive.

A Lionsgate presentation, a Black Label Media presentation, a Thunder Road production, a Denis Villeneuve film.

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Elsewhere Review: Everest hits the heights

Yeah, I should whip something up just for this blog.  But I so tired.  Read on…

“Everest” succeeds in hitting the heights

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Everest manages to tell a true story without stooping to creative license add-ons.  The characters may lack depth, but the mountain’s majesty — and the story’s horrifying heartbreak — more than make up for it. Grade: B+

First things first; Everest is not the feel-good movie of the 2015 awards season.  The film — based on the nonfiction book Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster by Jon Krakauer — is relentless, frightening and unnerving.  Director Baltasar Kormákur gives no quarter, and there’s no rest from the horrors unfolding once the trek up Mount Everest goes wrong.

Another plus; the screenplay doesn’t stray far from the true story.  William Nicholson’s work on Gladiator, Les Misérables and Unbroken and Simon Beaufort’s on 127 Hours and Slumdog Millionaire are evident here.  Though the plot jumps from one group to another, it’s easy to follow and the tension doesn’t let up for a second.
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“Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials” is videogame-tastic

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Nutshell: dig 28 Days Later, Dune and The Hunger Games?  Why not have a movie that puts those three films in a Waring and hits pulse?  Pour into a popcorn bucket, brush off the lack of character/story development, and enjoy. Grade: B

YA trilogies FTW!  Or at least that’s what Hollywood has been saying lately. I don’t disagree.  The latest “kids running for their lives” film is Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials.  Part two of the Maze Runner series, it takes up almost exactly where the first film left off; as Thomas as his friends are being rescued from the Glades.  Things seem cool at first, with their saviors giving them three hots and a cot — and also showers, yay! — but with Aidan “Littlefinger” Gillen as their new found BFF/rescuer Janson, can that last for very long?  Hint: NOPE.

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The What/Why/How of “Black Mass”

Sometimes a film is easy to sum up.  Sometimes it sucks so terribly, or shines so brightly, that a quick writeup is all that’s needed.  Sometimes I’m tired and can sum up my feeling on a film because exhaustion apparently sharpens my focus.  Or something.  Onward, to Black Mass!

black mass onesheetNutshell: Black Mass is a clear-eyed look at a shady time in the FBI’s history, and the life of a notorious Boston mob boss.  Right up there with GoodFellas and Casino. Or better yet, Depp’s equally fine Donnie Brasco. Grade: A

What is it: a biopic about Boston mob boss James “Whitey” Bulger and the corruption of some members of the FBI’s Boston office when they decided to use Bulger as an informant.  Spoiler Alert: Bulger gets more out of the deal than the FBI does, and the gangster evaded capture for his crimes for years.  The dirty FBI agents — and Bulger’s compatriots — didn’t fare as well.

Why should you see it: Black Mass is a fascinating look at the inner workings of Boston’s “Irish Mob”, and how an idea can be good in theory, but horrible in… execution.  As Bulger, Depp thoroughly inhabits the character, giving a nuanced performance that many have labeled too humanizing for such a notorious real-life killer.  Listening to the actors warm up their Bah-ston Southie accents is a treat.  So is seeing so many cool actors in one place; Depp, Joel Edgerton, Kevin Bacon, Adam Scott, Corey Stoll, and Benedict Cumberbatch to name a few.

How did I like it: This movie could have easily been simply “The One Where Johnny Depp Wears Contacts And Old Age Makeup”.  Instead, it’s a thoughtful, immersive look at what happened when Bulger became an informant (something Bulger to this day denies), and the events leading up to his flight from justice.  Black Mass doesn’t point fingers, and it also eschews the good guy/bad guy trope.  Everyone is a little bit grey here, and they only get greyer as things progress.

Stuff I loved?  Adam Scott’s impressive FBI pr0nstache.  Cumberbatch’s oozing charm as a politician that may not be dirty, but knows way too much to be clean.  The cohesive feel of the cast playing Bulger’s “Winter Hill Gang”. The amazing soundtrack, from The Animals to the Stones, pipes and drums to disco.  The way Edgerton’s agent starts to strut and preen as he becomes dirtier and dirtier.  David Rosenbloom’s whipsmart editing that manages to let the story flow regardless of the jumps in chronology and/or location.  The absolutely amazing performance Dakota Johnson delivers as Bulger’s common-law wife Lindsey; she’s able to match Depp even when things get intense, and I’m really hoping she gets to dig into more of this caliber of work.

Remember when Johnny Depp was more than a Tim Burton/Disney caricature?  If you don’t, then catch Black Mass, and remember.

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Craig Ferguson’s “Join or Die” comes to the History Channel

logo comedy dynamics history channelI love stand-up comedy. I really love stand-up comedy when it teaches you something too, or at least makes you think.  So Craig Ferguson’s “Join or Die” series sounds right up my alley.  That the History Channel picked it up gives me hope that it’ll be pretty awesome.  (I’ve loved his prior specials Craig Ferguson: A Wee Bit O’ Revolution and Does This Need to Be Said?)

History picked up a 16-episode run of Join or Die, and I’m looking forward to seeing what topics he covers, and who will be joining in on the fun.

Check out the 411 over at Deadline!

 

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Intern!

intern2015Okay folks.  Ready for some movieness?  Here’s The Intern.  In case you haven’t seen https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZU3Xban0Y6A” target=”_blank”>the adorable trailer yet, the synopsis:

Academy Award winners Robert De Niro (“Raging Bull,” “Silver Linings Playbook”) and Anne Hathaway (“Les Misérables,” “The Devil Wears Prada”) star together in Warner Bros. Pictures’ “The Intern.”  Oscar-nominated and award-winning filmmaker Nancy Meyers (“It’s Complicated,” “Something’s Gotta Give,” “Private Benjamin”) is directing the dramatic comedy from her own screenplay.

In “The Intern,” De Niro stars as Ben Whittaker, a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.  Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin (Hathaway).

Sounds like a funny, touching “we all learn from each other” film.  And also, De Niro and Hathaway!  So passes.  Who’s with me? Continue reading →

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“The 5th Wave” trailer shows alien apocalypse

5WV_1SHT_TSR_05.inddA movie franchise based on a crazy-popular YA trilogy of novels.  Sound familiar?  Oh yeah, Hollywood is definitely mining the Young Adult section of the bookstore right now.  And The 5th Wave is the newest book-to-film coming our way.

Based on the first novel of The 5th Wave series by Rick Yancey, this story deals with alien invasion, and its aftermath.  Very Falling Skies and The Host, and of course the required YA Love Triangle. Synopsis? Right here:

In the new film The 5th Wave, four waves of increasingly deadly attacks have left most of Earth decimated.  Against a backdrop of fear and distrust, Cassie (Chloë Grace Moretz) is on the run, desperately trying to save her younger brother.  As she prepares for the inevitable and lethal 5th wave, Cassie teams up with a young man who may become her final hope – if she can only trust him.

The trailer looks pretty impressive; this could be director J Blakeson’s breakout film. I hope so. Hey, I’m a sucker for apocalypse stories. The 5th Wave hits theaters in 2016.

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“Cooties” — catch the poster and trailer!

Cooties Final Payoff onesheetEww, COOTIES!  Who doesn’t remember that from school?  Whether you had ’em, ran from ’em, or did a little of both, it’s a rite of passage.  And apparently it’s also lethal…at least to adults unlucky enough to get caught by a passel of infected kids.  Well, at least in Cooties it is.  Don’t believe me?  Check out the trailer:

Now that‘s creepy. And kinda awesome; who doesn’t love Rainn Wilson wearing a sweatband?  I think I’m now officially off chicken nuggets. (Okay, so maybe just for the next few days. Because damn they’re delicious.)

I’m looking forward to seeing this, not only because it looks like a really well done horror spoof, but because Cooties actor/producer Elijah Wood is a known horror buff. (Check out Spectrevision, his production company.  And also check out the Iranian vampire flick A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, one of the films his company helped produce.) It’ll be cool to see what he’ll deliver with this film.

Cooties comes to theaters — and hopefully not to schools — September 18th.

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