#31in31 – “Riding the Bullet”

“Hey Alan! Need to a ride?”

Story: It’s 1969, the Summer Of Love, and art major Alan Parker is obsessed with death. But when his mom is hospitalized and Alan decides to hitchhike to see her? Let’s just say he’ll get an awful lot closer to the real deal…or will he?

Scares and/or Splat Factor: suggested creepiness and the main character’s freak outs. Some blood, but quickly shown and taken away.

Subgenre: Acid Trip Nostalgia Meditations
Year Released: 2004
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Based on the 2000 novella by Stephen King. Not to be confused with King’s Silver Bullet, which was a book-to-film joint as well.

Trick or Treat?: King’s meditation on life, death, good and evil, ends up a muddled mess, probably because writer/director Mick Garris paid too much homage to the novella, without allowing himself the ability to change things for the medium at hand. It’s difficult to distinguish between reality in the story, hallucinations, visions, and memories. Remember kids; there’s a difference between the art form of the novel, and of film. Bending a narrative to the will of the celluloid gods ain’t necessarily a bad thing.

The story and plot are hallucinatory, to the point of confusion. Alan has a sarcastic voice that pops up as a snarky vision of himself, whispering comments only he can hear. King plays this out well on the printed page, but it loses something in this visual media. The acid trippy Jacob’s Ladder does this much better, perhaps due to the firm delimitation between the real world and the mind trips. Which is a shame, because Garris is typically on point with King adaptations; his The Stand is a particular favorite adaptation of mine.

Still, I’m a sucker for Uncle Stevie, and add Greg Nicotero’s wonderful FX? I don’t think I’d watch this one again on my own, but as Bullet is set in October? It makes an acceptable addition to a theme night for the season. I’d sit myself down if someone else wanted to watch with me. What can I say – I’m cool like that.

Score: 2 out of 5 pumpkins.

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#31in31 – “Viking Wolf” (Vikingulven)


“Holy shit – what happened to your shoulder? Do you have rabies or what?”

Story: Teenager Thale has just moved to a new town with her mom, sis, and step-dad. Things are starting to get good, with Thale being invited to her first beach party… But when that party turns into a strange, vicious attack on Thale and two other teens, leaving one girl dead? Things are gonna get weird. *howl*

Scares: Creepy hallucinations, horrific attacks.
Splat Factor: Lots of attacks equal lots of blood, people-shredding, and wrecked bodies.

Subgenre: Norse Teen Wolf Mythology
Year Released: 2022
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Original, but with Norwegian lore you may recognize.

Trick or Treat?: A blend of An American Werewolf in London and Ginger Snaps, this Norwegian howler hits all the same notes as others in the genre. But the sorrowful vibe and Norse mythology bits make it worth a watch.

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#31in31 – “Bodies Bodies Bodies”

“To hurricanes! To hurricane parties!”

Story: A bunch of twenty-something friends – and a couple of newbie romantic partners – gather at their friend David’s house (fine, his dad’s pad) to wait out a hurricane together. But when an innocent party game goes from bitchy to deadly? Time to suss out who’s playing for keeps.

Scares: lots of lights-out and old dark house suspense.
Splat Factor: the bodies (bodies bodies) are effectively goopy, but the red is…tasteful? Not in-your-face but easily seen nonetheless? Yeah. That.

Subgenre: Those Krazy Kidz Dark House Horror
Year Released: 2023
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Based on the party game game “Body Body”.


Trick or Treat?: This had been on my radar for quite some time now. But when it was in theaters earlier in the year? I forgot. I do that sometimes. So, now that it’s streaming, I went for a month of Paramount+ and dug in. And Bodies is an interesting blend of horror, thriller, satire, and critique. It can poke fun at Gen-Z while still making fun of the insults that are often thrown their way in various forms of media. Me? My old tuchas is Gen-X, so this slacker ain’t calling any younger generation anything but beautifully amazing. The Z’ers in Bodies are decent representatives of their generation; they show amazing depth even when they’re doing really, really stupid shit. Sound familiar? Yeah, that’d be all the rest of us doing the same kinda thing. What up, newbies? Grab your own personal shame beanie and join the circle.

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31in31 – “Juan of the Dead”


“Man I won’t say it twice – this side of town is kinda weird.”

Story: Juan is a total slacker. He’s solidly in his 40s, yet he and his BFF Lazaro do nothing but the bare minimum to get by, hoping one day to hit it big. So when the zombie apocalypse hits Cuba, there’s only one thing for them to do; gather up a few of their friends and start a zombie-killing business. For pay, naturally. What could go wrong? Hey, put that harpoon down, you could…too late.

Scares: None. This zombie apocalyptic plays out like a bloody hoot, with zombie action more than zombie spooky stuff.
Splat Factor: Zombie movie. Yes there is splat. No out-and-out organs, but body parts and blood-palooza.

Subgenre: ZomCom
Year Released: 2011
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: A loving homage to Romero and Wright. Otherwise, wholly original.

Trick or Treat?: I’d been hearing really good things about Juan for quite some time now. But trying to find it on streaming had been a real [RADIO EDIT], at least ’til Amazon Prime put it back into rotation last month. So here I am to tell you…the hype is real. Juan is a love letter to Romero and Wright, mixing comedy, political commentary, and zombie mayhem into a delightful monster mash. There may be folks who could be disappointed in how the film paces itself, and/or the lack of outright horror, but for my money? It’s a solid addition to the zombie oeuvre.

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#31in31 – “Killer Book Club”

“Who chose this garbage?”

Story: Ángela and her friends are college students in Madrid, longing to be professional writers. But when creepy Professor Cruzado tries to SA Ángela, her friends decide to pull a prank on the creep. But when the creep accidentally fall to his death? Our Gang pulls a “let us never speak of this” pact. And we all know how well those turn out. *killer clown enters the chat*

Scares: Only for someone who’s new, or really trying to feel some scares.
Splat Factor: Effective practical FX. CGI blood that’s more silly than scary.

Subgenre: College Crew Kill-fest
Year Released: 2023
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Original film based on slasher tropes.

Trick or Treat?: Club started out promising. While it had a clichéd opening – holy Suicide Squad, Batman – I actually like that whole neon title cards as introduction thing. However, what started out as a single “homage” to another film, turned into a cut-and-paste job from so many horror movies y’all. Seriously, you’d get alcohol poisoning if you tried to drink every time you noticed one. Heck, you’d get soda poisoning if you tried.

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#31in31 – “The Pope’s Exorcist”

“You know, the God, he works in very mysterious ways.”

Story: It’s 1987. Pope John Paul II is sitting in the big chair, And Father Gabriele Amorth is his #1 guy. And by that I mean his official exorcist. But Amorth believes most possessions are the work of mental and/or physical issues, not spiritual ones. So wanna guess what happens when he’s sent to Castile, Spain, to check out a little boy who’s been acting strangely ever since his family moved from America to an old abbey they’d inherited? Yep. Yep.

Scares: Possibly for noobs. But otherwise, seasoned viewers will just delight in the fun.
Splat factor: Possessed – and maybe not possessed – people literally looking bloody horrible, and lots of the red stuff at the bombastic climax.
Closing scene “shocker”?: only if you think the hint of sequels is terrifying
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: though Father Gabriele Amorth is a real person this story is original… But the possession tropes are familiar.
Year Released: 2023

Trick or Treat?: I’ve seen a whole lot of bashing on this film, so I figured I’d give myself permission to check it out for Hallo-month. Hey, can’t be worse than Pot Zombies, amirite? And while there’s a lot going on here and yet very little plot, I enjoyed the ride for what it is. Silly, overblown horror that almost takes itself too seriously.

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RETURN of the #31in31! – If you like THIS popular Halloween movie 🎃 watch THAT horror movie

Yeeeeeah baybeeeee! You knew I couldn’t stay away for long. So this year, I’m starting of easy. @PossessedByHorror (aka Sarah Hawkinson) is an incredible channel filled with all sorts of spooky goodness, including movies, books, Halloween decor, and so much more!

Sarah knocks it out of the corn maze with this YouTube vid of films that can get your Halloween horror binges really cranked to 11. Even though she’s a fan of 2019’s Scary Stories, and I’m…not. Oopsie doodles.

I decided to start my renewed #31in31 with this video not because I’m lazy (though y’all know… 🤣) But because Sarah lists a lot of films you might have either forgotten or never heard of before. So dig in!

Have a wonderful First Halloweekend!

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“The Creator” – meaning in the midst of madness


“They’re not people, Maya. It’s just programming.”

Story: Joshua and Maya are in love, and living their life on a remote desert island that seems perfect in every way. Yet, outside their perfect world, a fight for the future of humanity rages. AI has been upgraded to nearly human levels of sentience, and after a nuclear warhead is released in downtown LA? Well, let’s just say America isn’t keen on robotics, and will go anywhere and do anything to eliminate them. Yep, you guessed it; the fight comes to Joshua and Maya’s island, and soon Joshua becomes ensnared in a plot to capture “the ultimate AI weapon” created by the mysterious Nirmata…which means creator in Nepalese. Title drop, y’all!

Genre I’d put it in: Message-y Sci-Fi With Heart
Release Date: 2023
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original, though there are definitely homages to other stories.

Gotta say: Sorry for the on the nose alliteration in this title’s review. But I couldn’t seem to string together more poignant words at that moment, so here I am, running with it. If you got the good-chills watching Rogue One, The Creator is gonna be your favorite thing to watch this year. Creator is a mashup of Blade Runner, The Golden Child, and Dune‘s Butlerian Jihad. It’s incredible, and I loved every second. I’m not blowing things out of proportion. In fact, I’m kinda trying to keep things low-key and cool-like, so as not to scare the newbies here. Hey. What’s up, you. Welcome.

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“Cassandro” won my heart!

While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado…


“I wanna flip it! I wanna turn it around!”

Genre I’d put it in: Moving And Magnificent Sports Biopics
Release Date: 2023
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the life of Saúl Armendáriz, better known in wrestling as Cassandro.

Story: In the world of Lucha Libre (“freestyle wresting”), there are good guys and bad guys. And Exótico (wrestler in drag) is typically portrayed as a baddie, but when Saúl Armendáriz decides to inhabit the Exótico character of Cassandro? Oh have the turned, tables!

Gotta say: I decided to check out this docudrama based on the poster alone. C’mon- doesn’t Gael García Bernal look amazing in that gorgeous fit? Who wouldn’t want to see more of this “character”? And I’m so glad I did. Cassandro ( henceforth shortened to Cass to both differentiate between the real performer and the film, and to make things easier on my lazy tuchas) is a brilliant film that spotlights a little known (outside Mexico at least) sports legend whose journey to fame was not only fabulous, but important. Cassandro was Lucha Libre’s first “heroic” Exótico, paving the way for more wrestlers like him, and a broader acceptance of homosexuality in Central America. All while rocking an absolutely killer eyeliner. Not too shabby at all.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie”!

Ready to head to Adventure City? Synopsis!

When a magical meteor crash lands in Adventure City, it gives the PAW Patrol pups superpowers, transforming them into The MIGHTY PUPS! For Skye, the smallest member of the team, her new powers are a dream come true. But things take a turn for the worse when the pups’ archrival Humdinger breaks out of jail and teams up with Victoria Vance, a meteor-obsessed mad scientist, to steal the superpowers and turn themselves into supervillains. With the fate of Adventure City hanging in the balance, the Mighty Pups have to stop the supervillains before it’s too late, and Skye will need to learn that even the smallest pup can make the biggest difference.

Ready? Let’s go!

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