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#31in31 – “Immaculate”

“Suffering is love.” Story: Cecilia is a novitiate from Michigan coming to Italy to take her final vows, and devote her life to serve elderly and terminal nuns “before their transition to heaven.” But as she adjusts to life as … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Stopmotion”

“All I want to to do is finish this film before I die. Is that such a BURDEN?” Story: Ella’s mom is a famous stopmotion artist. Ella’s mom is a horribly abusive See You Next Tuesday. When mom has a … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Needful Things”

“You’re disgusting. I like that in a person.” Story: The quiet town of Castle Rock (ahem) gets a new store; Needful Things, an antique store/curiosity shop run by an eccentric older gentleman named Leland Gaunt. Seems this place has everything, … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Old Fashioned Halloween Candy & the First Halloween Party” from Tasting History with Max Miller

Max immediately got 5 stars from me for referencing one of my all-time favorite films Meer Me in St. Louis. Yes, I like genres other horror. I contain multitudes. While the real horror would be me in a kitchen with … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Villains”

“Who the hell deadbolts their front door? This is a good neighborhood!” Story: Mickey talks his girlfriend Jules into “one more score”, but forgets to fill the gas tank of their getaway car. But they found a gorgeous house; the … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Hell Hole”

“When I strangled him…”‘As one does with the French…’ Story: When a group of French soldiers in Serbia, circa 1841, find that they’re hungry, a horse is delivered…but modern day frackers in that area had wished they’d left that horse … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Oddity”

“Hey, guess what? We. Are. Connected!” Story: Dani and her psychiatrist hubby Ted are refurbishing an absolutely amazing home in the middle of nowheresville, County Cork, Ireland. But when Dani is the victim of a horrific murder at the house, … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Humane”

“We’re a fucking FAMILY!” Story: Years into a “catastrophic ecological collapse”, the Athens Accords plot out worldwide population reductions each country must meet with a year. Can a group of self-absorbed siblings deal with these reductions when the reality of … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Last House on the Left” (2009)

“So, what are you guys doing out here anyway? I mean, this is kinda out in the middle of nowhere.” Story: The Collingwood family – John, Emma, and daughter Mari – head up to their lake house for some r&r. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Dark Harvest”

“You know something, Ricks? I don’t think I care too much for this podunk town anymore.” Story: Every year on Halloween, the yutes of a small rural town go on a “Halloween Run”. There’s a legend of “Sawtooth Jack”, a … Continue reading

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