Tag Archives: Horror Movies

31 in 31: House (1986)

Story: So there’s this doctor, and even though he’s brilliant, man is he an asshole. No wait. There’s a guy named Rodger Cobb, but he’s a horror writer who wants to switch to nonfiction. He’s got a hot movie star … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity 4

Tomorrow is crazy busy, so I decided hey, I can cheat use a movie that’s currently in theaters! Let the 31 in 31 sacrilege begin! Story: Look at this gorgeous neighborhood! Isn’t it great we live here? Oh wait, the … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Tall Man

Story: the town of Cold Rock is crumbling after the loss of the mine that supported it. Nurse Julia is trying not to crumble after the death of her husband, the town doc. When an ongoing series of child disappearances … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Cherry Falls

Story: kids are getting slaughtered in Cherry Falls. More specifically, virgins are getting slaughtered. When trying to stop the killer gets the adults nowhere, the teens decide to take matters into their own hands. Or, as the principal so eloquently … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Tales from the Darkside The Movie

Story: dinner party time. A woman has invited her friends & is prepping the feast. Oh, the woman is a witch, and the main course is a kid. Before you can say “Holy Hansel!”, the kid decides to try to … Continue reading

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The 100% Unofficial Piranha 3DD Drinking Game

Since it’s not only Halloween Month but also Breast Cancer Awareness Month, here’s a drinking game that combines the two. Bottoms Up, y’all. Drink when: * there’s a fish POV (PIRANHA-CAM!) * a z-list “star” bites it * you see … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Amityville Horror (1979)

Story: A big house for an absolute steal. Nice. But don’t those upper windows look like evil eyes staring down at you? And hey, there’s nothing to those murders that occurred in the house years ago, right? Riiiiight. GET OUT. … Continue reading

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31 in 31: V/H/S

Story: A few guys who are up to no good started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood decide to try for some easy money. All they have to do is steal an old VHS tape from some guy’s house. Easy, right? … Continue reading

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From Geek for e — Sinister

As always, clicky on the hypertext title for the full review! Movie Review: Sinister When I first saw this film, I hated it.  Couldn’t stand it.  Pissed me off, even.  Then I realized; I’d been scared through the whole thing. … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Cabin in the Woods

Story: This one time?  At band camp?  No, wrong movie.  And wrong camp; here intelligent kids are dumbed down with chemicals so they do all the stupid stuff you see in slasher films.  And since there are “puppeteers” pulling all … Continue reading

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