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#31in31 – “Monster Man”

“I’ve been waiting my whole life to fuck up like this.” Story: Adam is heading to the wedding of his big crush, Betty-Ann. When his former friend Harley literally surprises him on the trip, things get dangerous. Who knew constantly … Continue reading

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#31in31 – a look at my 2006 review of “Underworld: Evolution”!

Sure, I’m tired and kinda lazy. But I’m seriously gobsmacked that I haven’t shared this one yet. Originally published at Green Man Review. Enjoy? Underworld: EvolutionEver since the first Underworld came out, there has been talk of a sequel. Director … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Werewolves”

“I really don’t like the name Moonscreen.” Story: A year ago, a supermoon brought more than social media chatter; over a billion people turned into vicious werewolves. Humanity had a year to prepare, and many feel safe. But will there … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Companion”

“Are you robo-shaming?” Story: Iris heads to a “rustic cabin” in the woods with her boyfriend Josh. Two other couples are already there, and a weekend of fun awaits. Or does it? When another woman’s partner sexually attacks Iris, Iris … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Dead Room”

“I don’t feel anything.” Story: Techie Liam, psychic Holly, and skeptic Scott, are sent to a house to investigate possible supernatural issues. What caused the family to run, leaving everything behind? Could it be…SATAN? Oh, you know the drill. Scares: A … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Rounding”

“Man. Something really bad must have happened to you.” Story: James Hayman, a compassionate young medical resident, transfers to a small town hospital from a much larger one after he became too obsessed with the wellbeing of his patient. Now … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Dangerous Animals”

“Aww. How romantic. It’s too bad I’m more of a horror fan.” Story: A couple decides to go on a shark cage expedition, but things take a bloody turn when their guide Tucker feeds one of them to the sharks. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – I finally watched Ice Cube’s “War of the Worlds” because I hate myself

“Here we go.” Story: Will loves hanging out in his DHS computer bunker, to the detriment of his relationship with his kids. But when aliens come to earth with a nefarious agenda? Um, who cares? Let’s rock this computer security … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Death Becomes Her”

“Ernest? My ass! I CAN SEE MY ASS!” Story: Ever since high school, actress Madeline Ashton and writer Helen Sharp have been frenemies. But when Madeline steals Helen’s fiancé Ernest? Helen snaps. Years later though, Helen is a thriving author … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Grizzly II: Revenge”

“You got the devil bear.” Story: Yellowstone National Park. Beautiful. Deadly? Well, some hunter shoots a baby grizzly cub like a complete asshole. Then shoots momma… But she’s not dead. Hunter, you done messed with the wrong Tawanda. Yeah, her … Continue reading

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