Tag Archives: Movie Reviews

“Weapons” – unique, unsettling, unusual

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Denise

“What the fuck was THAT?” Story: In Maybrook, Pennsylvania, an entire classroom of children disappeared one night. Okay fine, so it was 2:17am. And okay fine, there was one child who remained. For their third-grade teacher Justine Gandy, it’s a … Continue reading →

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In Queue Review – “Clown in a Cornfield”

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Denise

“Oh god it’s bad – it’s so bad girl.” Gist: In rural Kettle Springs, Missouri, Quinn and her physician dad come to town, looking to start fresh after Quinn’s mother died. The town seems to be a bit too into … Continue reading →

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“The Naked Gun” (2025) – silly fun is back on the menu

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Denise

“Who’s gonna arrest me, another cop?” (Damn. That’s almost too accurate for laughs.) Story: Lieutenant Frank Drebin Jr. is on a brand new case; a bank robbery that saw the theft of an extremely important Plot Device. So Frank – … Continue reading →

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“Jurassic World: Rebirth” – Stupid. Fun.

Posted on July 9, 2025 by Denise

“Nobody cares about these animals anymore.” [*I* LOVE YOU DOLORES] Story: Seventeen years after a tragic accident that devastated the research island for Jurassic Park, the “Neo-Jurassic Era” has become passé. But as the dinos die out in most areas … Continue reading →

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Movie Review – “28 Years Later”

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Denise

“Run, Jimmy! RUN!” Story: On Lindisfarne Island, Northumberland, a group of survivors of the Rage Virus seem to live as regular an existence as anyone in post-apocalyptic Great Britain can. 12-year-old Spike is set to visit the mainland, in order … Continue reading →

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In Queue Review – “Implosion: The Titanic Sub Disaster”

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Denise

“Why is ego and arrogance more important than safety? The irony is not lost on me, that titanic sank for exactly the same reason. History repeats itself.” Genre: Disaster Documentaries Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: HBOMAX/Discovery GO Gist: Stockton … Continue reading →

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“How to Train Your Dragon” (2025) is live-action done right

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Denise

“Figure out which side you’re on.” Story: On the isle of Berk, there are tribes from all over the world. Their one connection? They’re the very best at what they do. Which is dragon killing. But when young Hiccup wounds … Continue reading →

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In Queue Review – “Mickey 17”

Posted on June 7, 2025 by Denise

“Oh, sauce is the true litmus test of civilization!” Genre: Offbeat Sci-Fi Social CritiqueRelease Date: 2025 Where I Watched: HBOMAX Gist: Mickey Barnes is a guy whose whole life seems to have been one bad decision after another. So when … Continue reading →

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“The Old Lady With the Knife” – an intriguing story that could be sharper

Posted on May 15, 2025 by Denise

“Watch who you hire.” Story: Hornclaw, a “specialist” – think more Nobody, less The Pitt – has been doing her job for the past forty years. She’s the one every other killer has nightmares about, a true legend in her … Continue reading →

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In Queue Review – “Heart Eyes”

Posted on May 13, 2025 by Denise

“We’re not a couple! We barely know each other! So back the fuck off!” Genre: Horror Comedies That Wink At You In A Good Way Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Ally, a “pitch designer” (read: an in-house … Continue reading →

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