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31 in 31: Halloween Resurrection

Story: Michael Meyers killed his sister, stalked a babysitter named Laurie that is actually his other sister…etc.  After tracking down Laurie twenty years later, he’s still after her.  Oh, and meanwhile back at the Meyer’s house, there’s a reality TV … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Dracula 2000

Story: Hey, what if everyone on the planet was incredibly hot?  Oh yeah, and there’s a vampire that’s missing his long-lost love.  You know the drill. Scares:  Meh.  Maybe if this was an original story, but since everybody knows how … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Scary Movie 2

Story: Remember the movie Hell House?  The House on Haunted Hill?  Poltergeist?  Well, this movie spoofs ’em big time. Scares: Maybe, if you’re as stoned as Ray is in this  movie.  Everything is played for laughs. Splat factor: Nothing.  It’s … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity 2

Story: Remember Katie and Micah?  Well, Katie has a sister named Kristi.  Kristi’s family is experiencing the same kind of ghostly demon haunting that Katie and Micah were experiencing in the original.  Not a good sign for Kristi, her hubby, … Continue reading

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — The Thing (2011)

Prequels can be awesome (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) or a childhood-raping nightmare (Star Wars Episodes I-III).  Usually all you can hope for is something that makes you love the source material even more (X-Men: First Class, Mallrats), … Continue reading

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — Footloose (2011)

Okay, let’s get this straight right now; I liked this movie.  No seriously, I did.  Had a great time, laughed out loud, bounced in my seat.  And I’m not ashamed.  In a world where someone can come along, remake a … Continue reading

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — The Big Year

No, they didn’t make this up; The Big Year is based on the novel “The Big Year: A Tale of Man, Nature, and Fowl Obsession”, by Mark Obmascik.  Birders really do have something called The Big Year.  Or rather, there … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Jason X

Story: Jason gets cryogenically frozen because nobody can kill him (dismemberment wasn’t an option I guess?)  Centuries later, “scientists” find him.  He thaws out, and hilarity ensues.  Nothing’s gonna slow our boy down. Scares: Not a one, unless you’ve got … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Hatchet

Story: Kane Hodder lives in the woods with his horribly disfigured son.  Son gets even more disfigured in a fire, goes crazy and kills Robert Englund and a bunch of stupid tourists, while Tony Todd stays safely in town. Scares: … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Awakening

Story: A group of adults head out to a rave in the middle of the desert.  The same desert where an archeologist just found an artifact linked to some horrible, hideous demon.  What could go wrong? Scares: Only the most … Continue reading

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