Author Archives: Denise

About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Twitter Watch Party Invitation: THE CROODS: A NEW AGE / Dec. 18th!

C’mon, let’s watch the sequel to The Croods! Synopsis! The Croods have survived their fair share of dangers and disasters, from fanged prehistoric beasts to surviving the end of the world, but now they will face their biggest challenge of … Continue reading

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“Half Brothers” shares tips for surviving the holiday season!

Okay, so the film Half Brothers had me at that adorable goat. I don’t know why he’s being carried, but I want to know. Synopsis! Renato, a successful Mexican aviation executive, is shocked to discover he has an American half-brother … Continue reading

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VIRTUAL Screening Pass-palooza – “Promising Young Woman”!

I’ve been stoked about this movie since I saw the teaser trailer last year. So I’m so happy to share virtual passes with y’all! Synopsis! From ground-breaking director Emerald Fennell comes a delicious new take on revenge. Everyone said Cassie … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “A Twist of Christmas”

“Why are you holding a rainbow unicorn?” Where I Watched: Vudu’s 99 cent holiday sale Genre: Single Parents Find Love Through Mixups Holiday Romance New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: We’ve seen enemies to love stories before, though … Continue reading

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“News of the World” – excllent and exhausting

“I guess we both have demons to face, going down this road.”  Story: Captain Jefferson Kyle Kidd goes from town to town in the West, reading the news to people in an engaging style. When he finds a “wild” girl … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “Merry Liddle Christmas”

“I don’t know what’s worse – a bunch of loud, messy, noisy people, or a quiet house all to yourself.”‘Oh, I’d take the latter any day.’ (Girl PREACH #LoveYouFam) Where I Watched: Vudu’s 99 cent holiday sale  Genre: Family – … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “A New York Christmas Wedding”

“Listen honey, you have to trust me on this. A Christmas wedding will be perfect, something no one would expect.”– a line said unironically by the future mom-in-law Where I Watched: Netflix Genre: Crappy Holiday “Get Happy Dammit” Stories New … Continue reading

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Baltimore VIRTUAL Screening Pass-palooza: “Greenland”!

Looking for more to watch while you’re at home, wrapping prezzies and avoiding strangers? I got you, boo. Synopsis! A family fights for survival as a planet-killing comet races to Earth. John Garrity (Gerard Butler), his estranged wife Allison (Morena … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “Peppermint”

“You didn’t serve justice, your honor. I will.” Where I Watched: Netflix Genre: Throwback Payback Action New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: Harks back to the uber-violent 70s and 80s action flicks, especially stuff like the Death Wish … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – Fangoria’s “Porno”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool every Friday! “Now. What are we gonna watch?” Where I Watched: Shudder Genre: Retro-esque Booby-Nekkids Horror Pedigree: This one’s from Fangoria. It should have been more … Continue reading

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