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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Free Baltimore Screening: The Other Woman

TGIF y’all – it’s been a crazy week (snow?), but now plan for a bit of fun next Tuesday. Why? Free screening! Yayz! Here’s the deets for The Other Woman. (Hint: it looks like a hoot): THE OTHER WOMAN Comedy … Continue reading

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Elsewhere Review: Under the Skin

Aliens that abduct people and do really horrible things with them.  An alien that looks past her job and into exactly what it means to be the things she’s tasked to collect.  Heavy, man. If I had to grade Under … Continue reading

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Redmayne as Hawking in Theory of Everything to hit in November

Well, this looks interesting. The bummer is, we’ll have to wait ’til November to see it. Do I smell an Oscar contender? Theory of Everything has Eddie Redmayne (Les Misérables) as Stephen Hawking, and just that is enough to get me … Continue reading

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Feast your red-rimmed eys on 420 — The Documentary! Just in time for Sunday.

C’mon now.  Yeah, this Sunday is Easter, and it’ll be Passover ’til the 22nd.  But what you really want to know about is Weed Day, amirite?  Yeah, this Sunday — when everyone normal will be celebrating with family…but then again … Continue reading

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Review In A Flash: Rio 2

Sometimes I’m too lazy for a full-out piece.  Sometimes everything I’ve got to say about a film can be summarized in a sentence or two.  Sometimes it’s both.  So herewith, a quick-n-dirty on Rio 2: Before:  Oh boy!  I do … Continue reading

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Elsewhere Review: Draft Day

If I had to grade this, I’d give it a C+.  It’s a bit above average, but lacks what’s necessary to bring it up to the really good stuff. As always, clicky the title for the original review! Movie Review: … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening of Transcendence: Free passes y’all!

Johnny Depp ala Max Headroom (look it up, kids).  Paul Bettany being gorgeous.  Morgan Freeman being awesome.  What more could you want?  Oh, the synopsis?  Here you go, one Transcendence synopsis coming right up: TRANSCENDENCE In Theaters and IMAX on April … Continue reading

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Why I won’t be watching House of Cards on Netflix.

Dear Netflix Honchos, I’ve been reading about how your House of Cards production company has been strong-arming the Maryland General Assembly, asking for millions of dollars in tax incentives to shoot in Maryland. Or y’all will take your ball and … Continue reading

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17 Signs It’s a Marvel Studios Movie

Oh Entertainment Weekly. You take a Buzzfeed-esque bit and turn it into genius. Read this y’all. For it’s the truth.

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Free ONLINE screening: The Great Mystery

And you thought April 15h was just a sucky day to stand in line at the post office.  Nup!  It’s also the start of a free screening, one that’s online.  No codes.  No limits.  Everyone can watch!  Because sharing.  Huzzah! … Continue reading

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