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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

31 in 31: Dracula – The Blood is the Life

Posted on October 26, 2013 by Denise

Story: Hey, it’s a party! Hosted by a guy nobody knows! Wait – here he is, and he’s got groovy Tesla-meets-Edison technology! Why is he staring at Mina like that? Oh well, I’m sure that’s nothing. Wonder if he wants … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Night of the Hunter

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Denise

Story: Love on one hand. Hate on the other. A guy trying to find a hidden bank robbery stash. And the two little kids that don’t buy the guy’s holy roller BS. Scares: Several creepy moments. And the scariest canoe … Continue reading →

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What was I thinking? – Infected

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Denise

I’m back from Boston! I’m ready to rumble! Let’s do this thing! 01: What’s that rat doing…. Oh hell no. Someone’s feeding the fence zombies? DAMMIT! 03: Give it up for Tyrese! 05: No! No! No! Not her! She’s awesome! … Continue reading →

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Day of the Doctor – Doctor Who 50th Anniversary will come to theaters! In 3D!

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Denise

Woot! I’m drooling over the idea of seeing the 10th and 11th Doctor (Doctors?) together. Now, all of us die hard Whovians can catch this crazy amazing anniversary episode on the big screen. With a ton of fellow fans! I … Continue reading →

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Movie Review: 12 Years A Slave

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Denise

Slavery was an abomination.  There.  Easy enough to grasp.  But there’s always some idiot with an argument as to why it was okay.  And the next time you hear some idiot spout off?  Don’t say anything; just plop his vacant … Continue reading →

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31 in 31 intermission: Salem, Massachusetts!

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Denise

Okay, so I’ve been slack for the past few days. But I have a half-ass good reason; I’ve been to Salem! In October! I know! And because I feel terrible about skipping the past few days (don’t worry, there will … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Devil’s Carnival

Posted on October 21, 2013 by Denise

“I’m not in the business of murdering innocent children. That’s God’s jurisdiction.” – The Devil Story: Three people head to bloody ends, but then suddenly find themselves in a strange carnival where they’re forced to relive what they did wrong … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Attack of the Crab Monsters

Posted on October 20, 2013 by Denise

Story: Fallout from nuclear bomb testing = too much radiation on a tiny island. Too much radiation on a tiny island = giant mutant crabs hungry for human brains! Scares: Only when you see the cheesy crab monster, complete with … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Frighteners

Posted on October 19, 2013 by Denise

Story: You know the one about the guy who can actually see ghosts, but uses them to scam folks? But then gets in over his head when a really sinister force – maybe the Grim Reaper itself – threatens his … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Monsters Inside Me

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Denise

Story: You just live your life, doing your thing. Suddenly, you’re attacked! By things you can’t see. Because they’re inside you. BRAIIIIIINS! Scares: Aplenty. You may never want to eat, drink or go anywhere ever again. Splat factor: Tons, but … Continue reading →

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