Author Archives: Denise

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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

31 in 31: Halloween Resurrection

Story: Michael Meyers killed his sister, stalked a babysitter named Laurie that is actually his other sister…etc.  After tracking down Laurie twenty years later, he’s still after her.  Oh, and meanwhile back at the Meyer’s house, there’s a reality TV … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Dracula 2000

Story: Hey, what if everyone on the planet was incredibly hot?  Oh yeah, and there’s a vampire that’s missing his long-lost love.  You know the drill. Scares:  Meh.  Maybe if this was an original story, but since everybody knows how … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Scary Movie 2

Story: Remember the movie Hell House?  The House on Haunted Hill?  Poltergeist?  Well, this movie spoofs ’em big time. Scares: Maybe, if you’re as stoned as Ray is in this  movie.  Everything is played for laughs. Splat factor: Nothing.  It’s … Continue reading →

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From Geek for e: Movie Review — Paranormal Activity 3

Once upon a time, there were two little girls.  They lived in a big house with Mommy, Step-daddy and their own pet demon.  Except the demon wasn’t really a pet.  And things didn’t end up Happily Ever After.  The tagline … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity 2

Story: Remember Katie and Micah?  Well, Katie has a sister named Kristi.  Kristi’s family is experiencing the same kind of ghostly demon haunting that Katie and Micah were experiencing in the original.  Not a good sign for Kristi, her hubby, … Continue reading →

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The 100% Unofficial Paranormal Activity 3 Drinking Game

Instead of writing an actual review of the film (I’ll do that tomorrow morning…um, make that later this morning), the thing that popped into my head while driving home from the Paranormal Activity 3 screening was “hey, drinking game!”  This … Continue reading →

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From Geek For E: Reason #338 for wishing you were at Screamfest LA: Singularity

Let’s face it; short films are awesome, but we rarely get to see them outside of bits during the Oscars (and if you’re lucky, at the AFI during their pre-Oscar shorts fest).  But sometimes, and I say sometimes, we’ll get … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity

Story: Boyfriend and girlfriend move in together.  The ghost/demon that has been following the girlfriend all her life moves in too. Scares: Demons-a-poppin!  There’s plenty to be scared of, but in a creepy haunted-house way, not a silly slasher way. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Rockula

Story: Vampire meets girl. Vampire loses girl ’cause she dies horribly. Repeat every 22 years. The unlife sucks ’til he can break his Groundhog Day streak of bad romantic luck. Scares: This is about as scary as Dracula: Dead and … Continue reading →

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I haz commercial!

Okay, so this blog/posting place/thingy is supposed to be a dumping ground for the stuff I’ve written on the interwebs. But. I did a commercial.  More precisely, I was a zombie extra in a commercial for Run for your Lives, … Continue reading →

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