Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

“Prisoners of the Ghostland”

“Hi-fucking-YA!”  Genre: Batshit Aesthetic That’s Hollow InsideRelease Date: 2021Where I Watched: Shudder Story: Cool dude Hero (yes, that’s his name) is forced into finding an overlord’s niece Bernice (*eyeroll*) in a post-apocalyptic samurai/cowboy town. And by forced, I mean strapped … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “Love Hard”*

*[Like Die Hard…get it?] “[Baby It’s Cold Outside] has been putting the hip in Rohypnol since 1944.” Type of Holidayness – Hideous Road to Romance New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: – Released 2021 Where I Watched – … Continue reading

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Interview With “The Princess Switch 3” Director Mike Rohl

What’s the holiday season without a few (or in this house, a lot) of holiday movies streaming through the halls? Thanks to director Mike Rohl, we’ve got a series on Netflix that’s filled with holiday spirit; The Princess Switch 1, 2, and … Continue reading

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“King Richard”

“That man’s crazy.” Story: Once upon a time, a man named Richard had a lovely, intelligent wife and five lovely, intelligent daughters. But Richard had plans; he’d train his two youngest girls to become tennis pros, moving the family out … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Dead and Beautiful”

“Seriously, you have something in your mouth.” Genre: Louche Foreign Vampireness Release Date: 2021 Where I Watched: Shudder Story: Meet a group of twenty-something children of billionaires in Taipei. Living life the way they feel like it, doing whatever they … Continue reading

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Christmas Village in Baltimore is back – starting this weekend!

Holiday fun! Local goodness! German food! Mulled wine! RIDES! I absolutely love the Christmas Village in Baltimore, and I’m so happy that it’s safe enough for them to return to the Inner Harbor this year. This weekend is completely free … Continue reading

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“Spencer” – history inspires cinematic art

“Where the fuck am I?” Story: Princess Diana, aka Lady Diana Spencer, goes to Sandringham Castle for the Christmas holidays in 1991. But you know the story, and you’ve read and seen lots about Diana. This film digs into feelings, … Continue reading

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“Eternals” an ambitious romp through world history

“Well, I’m sure that was a lot of fun for you.”‘It was.‘ (I really love the lived-as-friends-for-SO-LONG banter this crew has.) Story: Seven thousand years ago, a group of beings were sent to Earth by the Celestials to watch for … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Belfast”!

Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings at this time. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see you on the other side. Another Oscar contender you’ll want to check … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch “The Book of Boba Fett” drops its first peek

“Jabba ruled with fear. I intend to rule with respect.” Fantastic to see Temuera Morrison and Ming-Na Wen suiting up again. This trailer is wonderful to look at, and as a friend said, gives nothing away…but awesomeness! The Book of … Continue reading

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