Category Archives: 31 in 31

#31in31 2016: My 2016 Halloween Jam

Thanks, Spotify!  As per the usual yearly thang, here’s my Spotify Spookiness for this year.  A bit of a break from the usual movieness, to give you something to jam to while you put the finishing touches on your Halloween … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: JeruZalem

“They say there are three gates to Hell. That night, we found one of them.” Story: Two twenty something girls head to Tel Aviv… But instead, why not detour to Jerusalem with some rando dude that says he’s an archeologist? … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Dead Set (TV mini-series)

“Does this mean we’re not on telly anymore?” Story: The usual group of dinks vie for attention on Big Brother(UK). But what happens when the zombie apocalypse happens? Survival vs the Darwin Awards! Scares: Lots of high quality creep. Splat … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: #Horror

“Fake is better.” Story: Crazy rich basic tween bitches – and one scholarship girl – get together for a slumber party. Of course catty sniping rules the evening…and so does a killer who seems to know what they’re posting on … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: House of Fears

“My insurance doesn’t cover hormones.” Story: Zane gives his friends a tour of the HoF before it officially opens. But unbeknownst to him, his boss had an African statue delivered. That demon statue was opened, so all mediocre hell breaks … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: We Are What We Are

“It’s what we do, Rose. We continue.” Story: Momma goes to town, but dies in a horrible accident. What will daddy and his three kids do? Well, Iris is the oldest. Guess she’ll take over. Better hurry; dinner’s in the … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Wishmaster 2

“All right. I understand. You’ve had a tough day. I can see how this could get a little depressing in here…” Story: Hey, robbing an art museum sounds like a great idea! Unless you inadvertently release an evil Djinn that … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Wishmaster”

“I don’t need you dead…. I just need you to wish you were.” Story: Genies (aka Djinn) are awesome right? But not so fast – they’re not Barbara Eden. In fact, if you get a Djinn to give you three … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Re-Kill

“Re-Kill ’em all!” Story: 5 years after a zombie outbreak that decimated the world was finally under control. Watching armed forces – Re-Kill division – protect, serve, and blow away zombies is now reality TV for the safely fenced in … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Deathgasm

“Wouldn’t it be crazy if the music had something to do with demons?” Story: Death Metal nerd moves in with his uncle’s family after his mom is committed. Needless to say he doesn’t fit in. That is until he finds … Continue reading

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