Category Archives: 31 in 31

#31in31 2016: They’re Watching

“…but the folks are much nicer now!” Story: House Hunters International – or in this film’s case, a knock-off version to please their attorneys – helps big city gal Becky (Brigid Brannagh from Kindred: The Embraced!) find a place in … Continue reading

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#31in31: Ava’s Possessions

“Are you still smoking marijuana? I mean, it’s a gateway drug, okay?” Story: Ava was possessed for a month. Now she’s free, but life isn’t back to normal. At least there’s therapy. And a bloodstain under the rug. Let the … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: The Minus Man

“I never make a plan. Like a comet shooting across the sky, just happens. Nobody knows where I’ll land.” Story: A sociopathic loner who kills people that seem to have lost hope or interest in life spends some time in … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: These Final Hours

“Here it is folks. It’s happened.” Story: An impact in the North Atlantic obliterates Western Europe, the East Coast of the United States, and West Africa, with the rest of the world quickly following suit. Australia has 12 hours to … Continue reading

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#31in31: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

Happy Halloween everybody!  We’ve made it through another 31 days of scary (and scary bad) stuff…and to finish things off, here’s a much-buzzed movie about a skateboarding vampire.  No, really. “Are you a good boy?” Story: Douchebag drug dealer pimp … Continue reading

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#31in31: Maddox and Beistel’s “The Horror Show”

And now for a spooky tale… Since this is a comic book, I’ll go with my usual Off The Shelf system.  Enjoy! Nutshell: Back in 2013 I wished for more than 17 pages of this story. They delivered.  And I … Continue reading

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#31in31: Tales of Halloween

“What’s the big deal? It’s just a bunch of pumpkins.” Story: TEN stories of Halloween gone wrong…or could that be gloriously right? Scares: Not really.  The stories are too short to really wind you up, and most are simply played … Continue reading

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#31in31: Re-Animator

Synced with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “You’ll never get credit for my discovery; who’s gonna believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.” Story: Hooray — got into med school!  Oh no; I’ve got Herbert West … Continue reading

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#31in31: Dark Was the Night

“You notice the cell service is down?” Story: Welcome to Maiden Woods! Population 243…and steadily declining. Maybe because loggers are creeping into something else’s turf. That something is pissed, and hungry. And of course there’s a bad storm a’coming. Scares: … Continue reading

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#31in31: Late Phases

“This place is great. New units opening up all the time.” Story: A blind Vietnam vet moves into a secluded, woodsy retirement neighborhood. When his neighbors die from “animal attacks” during the full moon? He may be blind but he’s … Continue reading

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