Category Archives: 31 in 31

31 in 31: Land of the Dead

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Denise

Story: George Romero’s zombies have taken over the world. Three years in, a safe-haven has been constructed in Pittsburgh. But you have to be the “right kind of person” to enjoy any kind of real life. Uh, best not to … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: House (1986)

Posted on October 22, 2012 by Denise

Story: So there’s this doctor, and even though he’s brilliant, man is he an asshole. No wait. There’s a guy named Rodger Cobb, but he’s a horror writer who wants to switch to nonfiction. He’s got a hot movie star … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Apartment 143 (Emergo)

Posted on October 21, 2012 by Denise

Story: A widower asks a crew of paranormal investigators to help with a presence that seems to be following his family (dad, adorable little boy & useless asshole teen daughter) no matter where they live. Is it the ghost of … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity 4

Posted on October 20, 2012 by Denise

Tomorrow is crazy busy, so I decided hey, I can cheat use a movie that’s currently in theaters! Let the 31 in 31 sacrilege begin! Story: Look at this gorgeous neighborhood! Isn’t it great we live here? Oh wait, the … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Tall Man

Posted on October 19, 2012 by Denise

Story: the town of Cold Rock is crumbling after the loss of the mine that supported it. Nurse Julia is trying not to crumble after the death of her husband, the town doc. When an ongoing series of child disappearances … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Scared Shrekless

Posted on October 18, 2012 by Denise

Yesterday was rough. Kitty went to the V. E. T. for teeth cleaning. Listless after the anesthesia, they said. Disinterested, they said. Not hungry, they said. PAH. So yeah, spent half the day & all night making sure Skamperpuss didn’t … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Cherry Falls

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Denise

Story: kids are getting slaughtered in Cherry Falls. More specifically, virgins are getting slaughtered. When trying to stop the killer gets the adults nowhere, the teens decide to take matters into their own hands. Or, as the principal so eloquently … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Tales from the Darkside The Movie

Posted on October 16, 2012 by Denise

Story: dinner party time. A woman has invited her friends & is prepping the feast. Oh, the woman is a witch, and the main course is a kid. Before you can say “Holy Hansel!”, the kid decides to try to … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktacular

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Denise

Story: A group of kids decide to freak out the youngest among them with a story about having to feed the monsters in a haunted house some candy. No, those assholes don’t get slaughtered. Instead the little one gets a … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Amityville Horror (1979)

Posted on October 14, 2012 by Denise

Story: A big house for an absolute steal. Nice. But don’t those upper windows look like evil eyes staring down at you? And hey, there’s nothing to those murders that occurred in the house years ago, right? Riiiiight. GET OUT. … Continue reading →

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