Category Archives: 31 in 31

31 in 31: V/H/S

Story: A few guys who are up to no good started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood decide to try for some easy money. All they have to do is steal an old VHS tape from some guy’s house. Easy, right? … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Teenage Zombies

Story: Hey you hep cats, dig this crazy story about some teenagers who split the scene to have some fun on an island that turns out to be a place where teens get gassed into submission. Guess who’s next for … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Giallo

Story: Beautiful women have gone missing in the city of Turin, Italy. Soon it’s obvious that there’s a serial killer on the loose. But not your usual serial killer…”a trapper”. That doesn’t bode well for the latest woman who’s gone … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Cabin in the Woods

Story: This one time?  At band camp?  No, wrong movie.  And wrong camp; here intelligent kids are dumbed down with chemicals so they do all the stupid stuff you see in slasher films.  And since there are “puppeteers” pulling all … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Gingerdead Man 3 – Saturday Night Cleaver

Story: Did you know that there’s a Scientific Research Institute for the study of Homicidal Baked Goods?  Yep.  And so when their most menacing killer, the Gingerdead Man, escapes thanks to an ill-conceived break-in by baked goods activists, he stumbles … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Vampires

Story: Uh, read the title.  Any questions? Scares: Not many.  A few bits of surprise shocks here and there, when vamps show up.  But otherwise It’s just a thrill ride with fangs. Splat Factor: Not exactly cranked to 11, but … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Devil

Story: This is the not-so-true story of five strangers… stuck in an elevator where one of them is the Devil.  Find out what happens when one by one they start dying… and the survivors start getting real. Scares: Lots of … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Jaws

Story: “What’s your name?”  “Kristy!”  “Da-dum.” “That’s some bad hat, Harry.”  “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”  “Show me the way to go home…*thud*”  “Da-DUM.”  Seriously though; if you don’t know the general shark-meets-human-meat storyline by now, you’ve lived under … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Donner Party

Story: 1846.  Everyone on the East Coast of the USA seems to be headed to Cali-for-nih-aye, the golden promised land.  The Donner Party tries to get there, but not everyone will make it.  Okay, not everyone will make it without … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Madhouse (1974)

Story: Paul is a popular horror-movie icon in the Doctor Death franchise.  According to fellow actress Faye, “Paul has everything; success, friendship, love.”  That can’t last long in a horror movie kiddies.  Paul’s love Ellen had a past as an … Continue reading

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