Category Archives: DVD Reviews

31 in 31: Jason X

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Story: Jason gets cryogenically frozen because nobody can kill him (dismemberment wasn’t an option I guess?)  Centuries later, “scientists” find him.  He thaws out, and hilarity ensues.  Nothing’s gonna slow our boy down. Scares: Not a one, unless you’ve got … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hatchet

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Denise

Story: Kane Hodder lives in the woods with his horribly disfigured son.  Son gets even more disfigured in a fire, goes crazy and kills Robert Englund and a bunch of stupid tourists, while Tony Todd stays safely in town. Scares: … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Undead or Alive

Posted on October 12, 2011 by Denise

Story: Geronimo was more than an amazing leader, he was a kick-ass supernatural powerhouse.  His “White Man’s Curse” causes a town to get all sortsa zombified.  How can two cowboys get out alive? Scares: This is labeled “A Zombedy”, so … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Tales of Terror

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Denise

Story:  Three of Edgar Allan Poe’s stories are featured in this horror anthology; “Morella”, “The Black Cat” and “The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar”. Scares: Mild by today’s standards, but effective. Splat factor: It’s old-school, so not much … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Fog (1980)

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Denise

Story: “Get inside and lock your doors,  close your windows! There’s something in the fog!”  That’s not just the tagline for this movie, it’s the plot.  Seems over a hundred years ago, the six founding members of the town of … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Burnt Offerings

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Denise

Story: The Curse of the Werewolf guy, the Zuni Fetish Doll gal & their son rent a rundown but huge house in the country for the summer.  Wanna know why it’s so cheap? Not the mold level, that’s for sure. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Awakening

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Denise

Story: A group of adults head out to a rave in the middle of the desert.  The same desert where an archeologist just found an artifact linked to some horrible, hideous demon.  What could go wrong? Scares: Only the most … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: His Name Was Jason: 30 Years of Friday the 13th

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Denise

Story: Are you a big Jason fan?  Wanna know how they made all those Friday the 13th movies (and pulled off all those special effects)?  Look no further. Scares: There’s every single death Jason ever did in all their gory … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hellraiser: Hellworld

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Denise

Story: The Cenobites, creatures from a hell dimension that thrive on the line between pleasure and pain, decide to see how far they can push this franchise until moviegoers scream for mercy.  Just kidding (not really.)  The mythology of the … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Dog Soldiers

Posted on October 5, 2011 by Denise

Story:  As we all know, if it’s not Scottish, it’s crap.  But in this film, a bunch of Scottish army studs crap their pants when they start getting picked off one by one.  As well they should; their heavy artillery … Continue reading →

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