Category Archives: Movie Reviews

In Queue Review – “Stitches”

“Just for the record, not every party ends up with a dead clown.” Genre: Payback Slashers Release Date: 2013Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Little Tommy is having a birthday party, and his mom hired Stitches the clown. A drunk, cantankerous … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Headgame”!

Yeah. Freaky Fridays on a Sunday. I had this written on Friday, but forgot to publish it. Go me! Continue reading

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“The Batman” – powerful performances, punch-drunk plot

Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings at this time. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see you on the other side. “I wish I could say I’m making … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Silent Retreat”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “Please come back! PLEASE!” [editor: NO.] Genre: Stepford And Descent Ripoffs Year Released: 2013Pedigree: NONE. Where I Watched: Shudder … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (2022)

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “Did that not feel like a bad omen to you? This place is cursed now.” Genre: Remakes not worthy … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Wrong Turn” (2021)

“These are clearly Not Good People. We gotta get the fuck outta here!” Genre: “Hillbilly” Horror With A Twist Year Released: 2021 Pedigree: Remake/reimagining of the original 2003 gorefest. Where I Watched: Showtime Synopsis: Poor Scott. His college age daughter … Continue reading

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“Marry Me” – a sweet Valentine treat

“I am the love of, the love of my life.” – this song (hell, the whole soundtrack) SLAPS. Genre I’d put it in: Easy To Enjoy JLo Rom-coms Release Date: 2022 Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the graphic novel of the … Continue reading

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“Jackass Forever”, from the viewpoint of someone who’s never seen “Jackass” before

Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings at this time. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see you on the other side. “WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING” – … Continue reading

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“Who We Are: A Chronicle of Racism in America” – An Education For Us All

NOTE: I watched this film via a digital screener from the comfort my own home. Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings at this time. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “All six are there. Who the hell is shooting this?” Genre: “Let’s Explore, And Other Dumb Ideas” K-Horror Year Released: 2018 Pedigree: Already considered a 21st … Continue reading

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