TrailerWatch: “XX” makes the horror anthology lady business

xx-anthology-posterAnd I mean that literally.  Synopsis!

XX is a new all-female helmed horror anthology featuring four dark tales written and directed by fiercely talented women: Annie Clark (St. Vincent) rocks her directorial debut with THE BIRTHDAY PARTY; Karyn Kusama (THE INVITATION, GIRLFIGHT) exorcises HER ONLY LIVING SON; Roxanne Benjamin (SOUTHBOUND) screams DON’T FALL; and Jovanka Vuckovic (THE CAPTURED BIRD) dares to open THE BOX. Award-winning animator Sofia Carrillo (LA CASA TRISTE) wraps together four suspenseful stories of terror featuring a cast including Natalie Brown, Melanie Lynskey, Breeda Wool and Christina Kirk.

This trailer looks all sorts of kickass, and I’m dying for more.  This trailer even makes me wish I was at Sundance right now, where XX is slated for a midnight showing.  Though I can barely take January in Baltimore.

XX hits theaters February 17th, 2017.

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7 Pieces Of: “Live By Night”

live-by-night-posterNutshell: Gorgeous visuals.  Great cast.  Intriguing but ultimately unsatisfying story.  Affleck tries his best to write, direct, and star in a modern Film Noir, but the only thing on screen is the tantalizing hints of what this film could have been. Grade: C+

“No winner. Just a lotta mess.”

Story: During American Prohibition, a low-level Irish born thief named Joe (Affleck) decides to throw in with the Italian Mob and run their dealings in Florida.  There’s lots of money to be made, but things get tricky when Joe tries to shift from rum-running to casinos.

Genre I’d put it in: Wannabe 70s Noir

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Orignal: Based on the Edgar award winning novel by Dennis Lehane.

Gotta say: I hadn’t heard much about this film before I got the screening invite.  But with a 2016 official release date, it looks like it’s trying to jockey for position in the Oscar race.  Aside from its visually stunning cinematography, it needn’t have bothered.  Zoe Saldana, Brendan Gleeson, Chris Cooper, Elle Fanning, Chris Messina and Affleck bring their A game to this film, but they can’t save a messy plot that comes together too late, and ends with a cliche gangster shootout.

Not to say that it isn’t a fun film, if you’re into shoot-’em-ups and bits of untold history (Note: I am.)  Affleck takes Lehane’s novel and mines it for tantalizing bits of history, like the Cuba-rum connection in Miami, and how organized crime set up liquor running “businesses” in and around the area of Ybor City, Florida.  There’s also scenes where the Cubans are harassed by the Klu Klux Klan, as well as how the temperance movement and revival preachers resisted gambling casinos in Florida.  All of those tidbits would have made for a more interesting, emotional story.  But instead Affleck focuses on the bang-bang, which is entertaining but not particularly satisfying.

Cubans.  Rum.  Gangsters. Molls.  The Mob.  All thrown together in a fun but lightweight story.  After films like Argo, The Town, and Gone Baby Gone, I was hoping for something deeper from Affleck.

#Protip: If, like me, you become interested in the history of Miami in the 1920s and 30s, check these out .

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “The Founder”!

founder-poster Hey there! See the Golden Globes? Who doesn’t love watching a bunch of talented folks get blotto then take the stage? (In all seriousness; if you haven’t watched this years show, at least peep Meryl Streep’s powerful acceptance speech.)

Ready for more award-worthy performances to add to your Oscar pool?  Well, I’ve got passes for The Founder!  Synopsis!

Directed by John Lee Hancock (SAVING MR. BANKS), THE FOUNDER features the true story of how Ray Kroc (Michael Keaton), a struggling salesman from Illinois, met Mac and Dick McDonald, who were running a burger operation in 1950s Southern California. Kroc was impressed by the brothers’ speedy system of making the food and saw franchise potential. Writer Robert Siegel (THE WRESTLER) details how Kroc maneuvered himself into a position to be able to pull the company from the brothers and create a billion-dollar empire. The film also stars Laura Dern as Ray Kroc’s first wife Ethel; John Carroll Lynch as Mac McDonald and Nick Offerman as Dick McDonald.

Ready?  Let’s go!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “The Bye Bye Man”!

bye-bye-manReady for something spoopy?  Well, if you think of Friday the 13th as a high holy day like I do (yay horror films), I’ve got passes for The Bye Bye Man – synopsis!

Three friends stumble upon the horrific origins of the Bye Bye Man, a mysterious figure they discover is the root cause of the evil behind man’s most unspeakable acts.

It’s looking pretty creepy, which is always a good thing when it come to the scary stuff.  Let’s go!

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Catching Up Review: “Love & Friendship”

Sometimes I can’t get to a screening.  Sometimes there isn’t a screening available for a particular film.  Sometimes I’m just lazy and wait until the Award Season Onslaught to catch films that came out during the “For Your Consideration” award season year.  Typically, it’s all three.  So here’s a nutshell on what I think about one particular film: 2016’s Love & Friendship.

love-and-friendship-posterJane Austen’s novella “Lady Susan” gets a witty screen adaptation courtesy of screenwriter/director Whit Stillman. While the onscreen text that lays out character introductions (as well as letters to and from characters) is a bit twee, the superb cast digs into the biting repartee.

As Susan, Kate Beckinsale is delightfully amoral. Chloë Sevigny digs into the role of Alicia Johnson, Susan’s BFF and co-conspirator. A few tweaks with the ending tie things up nicely, while staying true to Austen’s story. Come for the fun, stay for the jaw-droppingly beautiful costuming and set design.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Live By Night!

live-by-night-posterHey there, and happy 2017!  What?  You’re still bummed over the dumpster fire that was 2016?  (RIP, Alan Rickman, Carrie Fisher, Prince, David Bowie…I JUST CAN’T EVEN.)

Well, I’ve got free passes for the new Ben Affleck film, Live By Night, if that helps?  Synopsis!

What you put out in the world will always come back to you, but never how you predict. Taking fatherly advice is not in Joe Coughlin’s nature.  Instead, the WWI vet is a self-proclaimed anti-establishment outlaw, despite being the son of the Boston Police Deputy Superintendent.  Joe’s not all bad, though; in fact, he’s not really bad enough for the life he’s chosen.  Unlike the gangsters he refuses to work for, he has a sense of justice and an open heart, and both work against him, leaving him vulnerable time and again—in business and in love. Driven by a need to right the wrongs committed against him and those close to him, Joe heads down a risky path that goes against his upbringing and his own moral code.  Leaving the cold, Boston winter behind, he and his reckless crew turn up the heat in Tampa.  And while revenge may taste sweeter than the molasses that infuses every drop of illegal rum he runs, Joe will learn that it comes at a price.

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Catching Up Review: “I Saw the Light”

Sometimes I can’t get to a screening.  Sometimes there isn’t a screening available for a particular film.  Sometimes I’m just lazy and wait until the Award Season Onslaught to catch films that came out during the “For Your Consideration” award season year.  Typically, it’s all three.  So here’s a nutshell on what I think about one particular film: 2016’s I Saw the Light.

i-saw-the-light-posterThere was enormous buzz about Tom Hiddleston playing the folk and country rock legend, Hank Williams.  Then?  The movie seemed to vanish without a trace.  With good reason. Even with a stellar cast, this messy and unfocused biopic is all but unwatchable. Hiddleston delivers an incredible performance as Hank Williams, but this is less a look at Hank’s life than it is a series of scenes that show no insight into his inner struggle. Rudderless lackluster direction sinks any hope of a compelling story. A waste of talent and time.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: A Monster Calls!

A Monster Calls onesheetReady for the first free passes for 2017?  No, not of 2017 – I’m aware we’re not there yet.  But I’ve got passes for A Monster Calls, and while it’s in early January, I couldn’t wait to share. Synopsis!

A MONSTER CALLS is a visually spectacular and unabashedly emotional drama from director J.A. Bayona. 12-year-old Conor (Lewis MacDougall) is dealing with far more than other boys his age. His beloved and devoted mother (Felicity Jones) is ill. He has little in common with his imperious grandmother (Sigourney Weaver). His father (Toby Kebbell) has resettled thousands of miles away. But Conor finds a most unlikely ally when the Monster (portrayed by Liam Neeson in performance-capture and voiceover) appears at his bedroom window one night. Ancient, wild, and relentless, the Monster guides Conor on a journey of courage, faith, and truth that powerfully fuses imagination and reality.

This sounds like a sweet, touching tearjerker, and the CGI looks lovely. Ready?  Let’s go! Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Patriots Day”!

patriots-day-teaser Merry Christmas Eve-Eve, everybody! Regardless of whether you celebrate or not, I’ve got presents  – passes for the Baltimore area screening of Patriots Day!  Synopsis!

An account of the Boston Marathon bombing and the intense aftermath, PATRIOTS DAY is the story of a community’s courage in the face of adversity. Celebrating the average citizens who became extraordinary heroes, this thriller starring Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Bacon, John Goodman, J.K. Simmons and Michelle Monaghan explores the untold story behind the hunt and capture of the bombers before they could carry out a second attack in New York City.

Docudrama!  Patriotism!  AMURICA!  Exclamation points! Let’s Go! Continue reading

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7 Pieces Of “Sing”

sing onesheetNutshell: A cliche’d but entertaining story is given a boost by game voice actors and a sweetly humorous plot.  A few notes are a bit off-key, but by the end Sing makes beautiful music nonetheless.  Grade: A-

“Wonder and magic don’t come easy.”

Story: A down on his luck theater owner named Buster Moon gambles on one last show to save his beloved building from foreclosure; a singing competition.  So a group of finalists all gather to try to win the prize…and did I mention everyone’s an adorable animal?  Literally?

Genre I’d put it in: Cute But Faintly Offputting Character Driven Animated Funtimes

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Orignal: Original, though the well-worn clichés are not. Continue reading

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