Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is Snyder’s muddled masterstroke

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Nutshell: Director Zach Snyder knows how to craft a scene to reach maximum audience reaction. With Batman v Superman, he builds up each superhero and then shows the cracks in the facade. But BvS suffers from too-much-itis; there’s a whole lot going on, and people who want an actual story may be disappointed. For those of us who just want to see our heroes on the big screen, and don’t mind wading through “what’s going on?” moments in order to get it? This serves as a kickass, albeit flawed, opening to the new DC movieverse. Grade: B-

“I’m saying there’s a cost.”  

NOTE: I won’t be spoiling anything that you haven’t already seen in trailers for this flick*.  Carry on.

Batfleck. Man of Steel.  There’s been a lot of back and forth about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, almost as soon as the film started production.  I’ve waffled about this film myself; part of me was totally pumped to see these two heroes together on the  big screen.  Another part of me cringed when I heard Ben Affleck deliver the line “Do you bleed?”  — seriously, they couldn’t have used a better voice modulator? On the whole though, I decided to wait and see, because this matchup sounded cool, because the comic book version of this story kicks all sorts of ass, and because this is the start of a whole Justice League series of films that proves the DC Universe has serious penis envy can toss product into the multiplex with the best of ’em. (In fact, Justice League: Part One hits theaters next November, with Wonder Woman aiming for a summer 2017 release.)

So now I’ve seen the film, in all its dusty, dark-hued glory.  And it ain’t bad.  Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Criminal!

Criminal onesheetPasses for the new movie Criminal?  Yeah, I hear Fiona Apple in my head too.  So why don’t I just cut out the jibber-jabber and head straight to the synopsis?  You can sing along as you read, it’s all good.

In a last-ditch effort to stop a diabolical plot, a dead CIA operative’s memories, secrets, and skills are implanted into an unpredictable and dangerous death-row inmate in hopes the he will complete the operative’s mission.

Oh, and did I mention it stars Gal Gadot, Ryan Reynolds, Alice Eve, Kevin Costner, Gary Oldman, Tommy Lee Jones?  Yeah baby.  Ready for passes?  Of course you are – I didn’t have to implant that into your brain.  Right this way… Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: “Genius”

unnamed(1)“God help anyone who loves you Tom. Because for all your millions of beautiful words you haven’t the slightest idea of what it means to be alive.”

Where my book nerds at?  Because Lionsgate/Roadside Attractions just released a trailer for their film Genius, a story of author Thomas Wolfe and his editor Maxwell Perkins.  STOP YAWNING.  Would you be more interested if I told you it starred Colin Firth and Jude Law?  Maybe throw in Laura Linney while I’m at it?  And then tell you this movie is about whittling a book down from five thousand original pages?  Okay then.  Thought so.  Synopsis!
From Academy Award-nominated screenwriter JOHN LOGAN (Gladiator, The Aviator, Hugo, Skyfall) and acclaimed, Tony Award-winning director MICHAEL GRANDAGE in his feature film debut, comes Genius, a stirring drama about the complex friendship and transformative professional relationship between the world-renowned book editor Maxwell Perkins (who discovered F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway) and the larger-than-life literary giant Thomas Wolfe.  Based on the biography “Max Perkins: Editor of Genius” by Pulitzer Prize winner A. SCOTT BERG, Genius stars COLIN FIRTH as Perkins, JUDE LAW as Wolfe, NICOLE KIDMAN as Aline Bernstein, a costume designer sharing a tumultuous relationship with Wolfe, LAURA LINNEY as Louise Perkins, Max’s wife and a talented playwright, GUY PEARCE as F. Scott Fitzgerald and DOMINIC WEST as Ernest Hemingway.
I’m fascinated. I’m betting this will be hitting the usual awards season rounds, because it’s got Important Film vibes coming off of the trailer like nobody’s business. Genius hits theaters June 10th, 2016.
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TrailerWatch: “The Shallows” may make you rethink snorkling

the shallows onesheetWhen your PR says your film is “Jaws for a new generation”, you’d best come correct. Here’s the synopsis for the new Shark Gonna Getcha film, The Shallows:

In the taut thriller The Shallows, Nancy (Blake Lively) is surfing alone on a secluded beach when she is attacked by a great white shark and stranded just a short distance from shore. Though she is only 200 yards from her survival, getting there proves the ultimate contest of wills. It’s Jaws for a new generation.

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Bye, Alex.

Seriously; I could not go into the ocean after I saw Jaws.  Probably because I had the same raft little Alex had.  And we all know what happened to that.  Hint:

So, as I’m a sucker for the spooky, I peeped the trailer.  And it’s effective as hell.  Partly because it shows one woman stranded on a coral outcropping in the middle of nowhere; where’s she gonna go for help? This could definitely be Blake Lively’s star turn, as IMDb has a grand total of three actors listed for this film.  All Is Lost, perhaps?  Hey, she killed it in Age of Adaline, so I’m hoping for even better things as her career continues.

But it’s the amazing crystal-clear cinematography by Flavio Martínez Labiano that really gets things cranking.  This trailer shows a great white slowly swim by Lively’s surfer Nancy (the character’s listed as Mia over at IMDb.)  And the size difference between her petite frame and the huge shark is chilling.  Well done, Sony Pictures.

The Shallows swims into theaters June 24th, 2016.  Landshark?  Man, I hope not.

 

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TrailerWatch: Trouser Snake – yep, this exists.

Trouser Snake short film onesheetSince I have the mental maturity (and attention span) of a five-year-old, as soon as I saw the title of this short film, I stopped everything and rushed to put this post up.  Trouser Snake.  Yep.  And it’s a horror movie.  Of course it is. What I can’t figure out is why this title hadn’t been snapped up before (okay, it actually has been.)

I gotta admit I’m loving the old-school exploitation-film vibe of the poster.  And that they call the film a “comedic send-up to ’50s creature features” piques my interest.  Writer/Director Alex DiVincenzo has been mostly on the production end of film, but with this film (and his work on Horror Icon: Inside Michael’s Mask with Tony Moran), I’m thinking he may be an up-and-comer for the indie horror genre.  Let’s hope so. Hey, this short got screened at Boston’s Underground Film Fest.  Can a screening of Trouser Snake at Spooky Fest be far behind?  Get it, trouser snake, behind?  Body parts…oh fine.

Here’s the quick teaser for Trouser Snake, which makes sense as the film itself is a short. Read on for more info after the jump!

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TrailerWatch: the Ben-Hur remake brings bread and circus

Ben Hur 2016 onesheet“First to finish, last to die.”

Seen the epic Ben-Hur?  You know the one, it’s got Charlton Heston, and an incredible chariot race scene that is a must-watch for any film fan. With the popularity of BC/early AD Judeo-Christian storytelling on TV and in film, it was only natural that this blockbuster would get the 21st Century treatment.

Synopsis!

BEN-HUR is the epic story of Judah Ben-Hur (Jack Huston), a prince falsely accused of treason by his adopted brother Messala (Toby Kebbell), an officer in the Roman army. Stripped of his title, separated from his family and the woman he loves (Nazanin Boniadi), Judah is forced into slavery. After years at sea, Judah returns to his homeland to seek revenge, but finds redemption. Based on Lew Wallace’s timeless novel, Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ. Also starring Morgan Freeman and Rodrigo Santoro.

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Yeah baby, you saw Morgan Freeman.  And I saw something else that immediately caught my attention; people of color playing people of color.  Who’da thunk?  Bravo, Paramount.  I’m also getting a definite Gladiator vibe, with a touch of Fury Road‘s races of destruction.  I’m interested to see if the crucifixion scene will be in this new film…with the flash of crown-of-thorns in this trailer, I’m betting we’ll get at least a peek.  Check out the trailer below; Ben Hur hits theaters August 12th, 2016.

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Pony News: G.M. Berrow comes back to BronyCon!

BronyCon 2016 GM Berrow Announcement BannerFantastic news, everypony! G.M. Berrow is coming back to BronyCon this year! *flails arms like kermit*  I can’t wait to talk to her about writing for the show, and of course what’s coming up in MLPFiM…and okay fine; I’m dying to know if she’s working on more Law and Order: SVU eps!

She was amazing last year, and I’m hoping she’ll have another Q&A this year. And if she does, I’ll be right there to catch the deets and share with the class.  Read on after the jump for the full press release from the BronyCon PR ponies!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Margurite!

margurite onesheetMargurite!  The roaring twenties!  Singing!  Award nominations!  You know you’re intrigued.  Synopsis!

1921, the beginning of the Golden Twenties. Not far from Paris. It is party day at Marguerite Dumont’s castle. Like every year, an array of music lovers gathers around a great cause at the owner’s place. Nobody knows much about this woman except that she is rich and that her whole life is devoted to her passion: music. Marguerite sings. She sings wholeheartedly, but she sings terribly out of tune. In ways quite similar to the Castafiore, Marguerite has been living her passion in her own bubble, and the hypocrite audience, always coming in for a good laugh, acts as if she was the diva she believes she is. When a young, provocative journalist decides to write a rave article on her latest performance, Marguerite starts to believe even further in her talent. This gives her the courage she needs to follow her dream. Despite her husband’s reluctance, and with the help of a has‐been divo, both funny and mean, she decides to train for her first recital in front of a crowd of complete strangers.

Want passes?  Well, right this way… Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice!

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Boom!  Pow!  Bam!  Ready for an epic smackdown?  Well, I’ve got passes for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice!  Batfleck and Kal-El are gonna bring it to the big screen.  Me?  I’m #TeamWonderWoman, but I can’t wait to see how this all goes down…  Synopsis!

From director Zack Snyder comes “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice,” starring Ben Affleck as Batman/Bruce Wayne and Henry Cavill as Superman/Clark Kent in the characters’ first big-screen pairing. Fearing the actions of a god-like Super Hero left unchecked, Gotham City’s own formidable, forceful vigilante takes on Metropolis’s most revered, modern-day savior, while the world wrestles with what sort of hero it really needs.  And with Batman and Superman at war with one another, a new threat quickly arises, putting mankind in greater danger than it’s ever known before.

BTW, if you’re into comics and haven’t been reading Batman vs Superman, get on that.  It’s a great series.  Onward, to passes! Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Boss!

the boss onesheetOkay y’all.  Pass time!  And you know you love Melissa McCarthy.  So why not catch her newest flick before everyone else?  Synopsis!

Academy Award®-nominated star Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids, The Heat, Tammy) headlines The Boss as a titan of industry who is sent to prison after she’s caught for insider trading. When she emerges ready to rebrand herself as America’s latest sweetheart, not everyone she screwed over is so quick to forgive and forget.

McCarthy is joined in The Boss by an all-star cast led by Kristen Bell, Peter Dinklage and Kathy Bates. Directed by Ben Falcone (Tammy), the comedy is based on an original character created by McCarthy and written by McCarthy and Falcone alongside their Groundlings collaborator, Steve Mallory. The film is produced by McCarthy and Falcone through their On the Day productions and Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Chris Henchy through their Gary Sanchez Productions.

This character is one McCarthy has had in her comedy stable since her work in the Groundlings.  So with that, and the amazing Peter Dinkage and Kathy Bates on board?  I’m expecting some serious fun. Onward, to passes! Continue reading

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