“MaXXXine” – West & Goth lead us into more horror subgenre temptation

With fewer and fewer films being screened for press in the Baltimore area, I’ll be doing more opening day/weekend reviews. Apologies for folks who’ve been asking for them earlier – I love y’all!


“Do you know what happened to the last person who tried to kill me?”

Story: It’s 1985! VHS tapes! Way too much hairspray! And the start of Maxine Minx’s breakthrough into mainstream movies, after ten years in Hollywood. When her big chance comes, she won’t let anything get in her way. Even when people around her start turning up dead. With the Night Stalker prowling LA, and Maxine’s past coming back to haunt her? It’s gonna be one gnarly ride.

Genre I’d put it in: Cherry-On-Top Horror Trilogy Enders
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Part 3 of the Maxine Minx trilogy. Maybe trilogy? Hell, I’d watch more.

Gotta say: I’ve been stoked for MaXXXine ever since Ti West told us that the X and Pearl films would be a trilogy. And when a cast filled with amazing character actors was released? I was gagged. So now that it’s in theaters, what did I think? MaXXXine is fun slasher noir; a mix of 80s cheese and Aughts gore that takes horror tropes and crafts them into fresh, new moments of fun.

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“A Quiet Place: Day One” paints a gripping picture of the start of something horrible

“I’d forgotten how the city sings…you can hear it when you’re quiet.”

Story: Samira Sam is a young woman who’s come into the city with her hospice gang (AND HER CAT.) But when they have to leave the city due to an emergency situation, all hell breaks loose. So it’s up to Sam (AND HER CAT) to make it to safety. And pizza.

Genre I’d put it in: Gripping Horror Prequels
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the A Quiet Place films. A prequel to the events of the first two films.

Gotta say: It is a truth universally acknowledged that that whenever this reviewer sees an animal onscreen, she focuses almost entirely on said animal. The teasers for One have shown that there is an adorable kitty – named Frodo in the film – whose sheer existence amps up the terror in a certain section of moviegoing public. Y’know, the cool people. So, if you want to know if kitty makes it to the end credits? Here you go right here. Ahem. Back to the film. Yeah. One is a well done prequel that manages to pull out lots of tension and unsettling moments from a mythology we thought we’d gotten everything out of. How’d they do that?

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“Daddio”

“2 to 2. … We are tied.”

Story: A woman (“Girlie”) takes a taxi home after a flight from Oklahoma. Clark is the the typical taxi driver guy. Girlie is a typical Midtown dweller. But when traffic deadlocks, they really start talking, and learning, about each other. Nobody’s typical, y’all.

Genre I’d put it in: Thoughtful Character Driven Pieces
Release Date: 2024 (2023 festival circuit)
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original (Black List 2017)

Gotta say: A film about two people talking? I figured this would be a blend of Waiting For Godot and My Dinner With Andre; a film of a play, and a film that feels like a play. Both absurdist, both focusing almost solely on two characters. So? I prepared myself for almost two hours of Very Deep Thoughts, and dug in. And I was surprised by how this simple, slice-of-life premise pulled me in so completely.

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“The Bikeriders”

“Ain’t you supposed to be takin’ pictures?”

Story: 1960s Chicago was a time of big change. Not the least of which was the rising motorcycle gang scene. Let’s take a ride with the Vandals, a Chicago club that slowly turned into a gang as the years went by…and the OG members made room for new, younger, more criminally bent, members.

Genre I’d put it in: Subculture Docu-dramas
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on a book of photos by Danny Lyon

Gotta say: I remember learning about motorcycle gangs back in undergrad. I was a double major in Criminology and Health Education (which obviously led me to film stuff), and learning about how biker gangs really started with WWII vets looking for ways to get back to themselves after combat.

Adapting a book to a film is often a difficult task. The genres have different approaches to getting their stories across, and the book (that often deals with creating images in a reader’s mind) versus film (where “show, don’t tell” is typically the rule of the day) can be a jarring one. However, with Bikeriders, director Jeff Nichols crafts a film not from a story per se, but from a book of photographs. Does the visual book lend to an easily translatable adaptation? Well, yes and no.

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“In a Violent Nature” – (N)ot (R)ated for a reason


“Maybe it’s supposed to be here.”

Story: Spending time in the woods is fun. Nature, exercise, campfires, s’mores…good times. But maybe if you see an old gold locket literally hanging out in the woods? Maybe leave it alone. Because maybe (that’s a maybe #HatTrick y’all) it might just be keeping a sadistic, supernatural killer in his little sleepy-time place. And moving it might have him wandering around looking for it…killing anyone he comes in contact with. Y’know, possibly. Just saying.

Genre I’d put it in: Mixed Subgenre Horror
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original, but you’ll hark back to horror films from several different genres

Gotta say: Nature is one of the films that almost got me up off my ass and over to Sundance this year. Folks were calling it a horror movie “from the POV of the killer”. Color me intrigued. But this film isn’t a story where you’re constantly in Michael Myers’ Mask-O-Vision. It’s a film where there isn’t really a main character, but instead viewers are passively lead through the story from a couple of viewpoints. And it’s a brutal look at the nature of survival, and death. The nature of these things? Hey – the title of this film is deep, y’all! Okay, so all y’all were quicker than I was on that one. Fine. Moving on.

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DC Screening Pass-palooza – “Thelma”!

Up for some payback? Synopsis!

In THELMA, June Squibb plays a 93-tear old grandmother who falls for a phone scam, to the tune of $10,000. But Thelma isn’t about to be anyone’s victim: she recruits an elderly friend and sets out to get her money back.

Ready? Let’s go!

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“Bad Boys: Ride or Die”

“This is some dysfunctional shit.”

Story: Detectives Mike Lawrey and Marcus Burnett have had years of experience dealing with bad guys. But what happens when their latest bad guy turns makes our duo look like they’ve done wrong? Time to find out who to trust, and who to take down. *gun-type noises*

Genre I’d put it in: Sequels That Are Boilerplate But Still Fun
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Part of the Bad Boys franchise. I mean, obviously.

Gotta say: There have been many times where I’ve enjoyed a film during a screening, and thought well of it when I reviewed it…only to have doubts creep in. They become less shiny as time progresses, and a few I’m embarrassed to say I enjoyed. But there a few that do the opposite; become better and/or more fun after I’ve sat with them for a while. Die joins the latter category, with films like The Witch (a review I wrote after my lightbulb moment) and Cabin in the Woods (a review I wrote in darkness). Not bad company, my dudes.

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“Furiousa: A Mad Max Story” – bleak, beautiful, brutally overlong


“There always was, is, and shall be, war.”

Story: “45 years after the collapse” of civilization as we know it, Australia is little more than a vast wasteland of sand, and loss of hope. But there’s one piece of green – The Green Place. A young Furiosa and her sister Valkyrie live there in happiness, until one day raiders find their Eden, and Furiosa gets taken away. As the years pass, Furiosa tries to get back to the green, all the while lusting for revenge.

Genre I’d put it in: Well Executed Sequels That Should Have Been Shorter
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the Mad Max film series, and follow up to Mad Max: Fury Road

Gotta say: Charlize Theron is the definitive Furiosa. She breathed life into the character, and owned that piece of Mad Max lore. That said, Anya Taylor-Joy’s take on the character is a quiet badass, biding her time until…well, I don’t think she entirely knows. Fueled by simmering rage and a longing for the past, this is the Furiosa whose actions blossom into the woman warrior we saw in Fury Road. And while riveting? It’s also a whole lot of storytelling that could have been condensed into a sharper, cleaner tale. Because honey. Honeeeeey. This movie could have been edited by machete. At over two an a half hours, it’s much too long, and the story suffers for it. Even with all the cool boom boom pow.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Bad Boys: Ride or Die”

Y’know what? I’m kinda in the mood for some M&M shenanigans right about now. I’ve been avoiding the trailers – seriously, I closed my eyes when one was shown last time I was at Cinemark… I don’t wanna get spoiled for a thing! Synopsis!

This Summer, the world’s favorite Bad Boys are back with their iconic mix of edge-of-your seat action and outrageous comedy but this time with a twist: Miami’s finest are now on the run.

Ready? Let’s go!

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“Back to Black” is an insult to Amy Winehouse

“I want to be remembered… For just being me.”

Story: Amy Winehouse was a talented singer/songwriter who was gone much too soon. Here, we take a look at what purports to be her life and times.

Genre I’d put it in: Biopics Made To Clean Up Someone Else’s Image
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the life of Amy Winehouse. Kinda.

Gotta say: When I saw that Amy’s father had a part in this film’s creation, I was worried it’d be a patch-up job. I was right. This film turns Amy into a clueless drunkard, with her father and Blake the men who couldn’t save her from herself. JFC this film isn’t a biopic, it’s an attack.

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