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31 in 31: The Sacrament
Story: Remember the Jonestown Massacre? Well, The Sacrament is Eli Roth’s weak attempt to make that tragedy into a horror movie. Scares: Not a one. A decent sense of dread in the beginning, but then it all peters out. Splat … Continue reading
31 in 31: Return to Horror High
Story: In 1982, a bunch of high school kids got killed. Flash forward a handful of years, and a film crew head to the high school where those murders took place, and try to film a movie. One by one, … Continue reading
31 in 31: Monster Brawl
Story: ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to rumble! Two conferences – The Undead and Creatures, with a battle royal between the winning creature and undead. Who will come out on top? Scares: Absolutely none. These monsters are watered down … Continue reading
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31 in 31 : Pot Zombies
Story: rednecks go out hunting while toking. But their “Creeper” was radioactive, turning them into…. Yeah, you’ve got it. Soon, every toker in the area is down with the sickness. Scares: This is a Troma film. Trust me, there’s nary … Continue reading
31 in 31: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
Story: Read the title. Got it? Scares: I was so busy marveling at the complete budgetless-ness of this movie that I had no time to be scared. Splat Factor: Zombie movies usually means gore. But all the Hershey’s Syrup in … Continue reading
31 in 31: Apartment 143 (Emergo)
Story: A widower asks a crew of paranormal investigators to help with a presence that seems to be following his family (dad, adorable little boy & useless asshole teen daughter) no matter where they live. Is it the ghost of … Continue reading
31 in 31: Tales from the Darkside The Movie
Story: dinner party time. A woman has invited her friends & is prepping the feast. Oh, the woman is a witch, and the main course is a kid. Before you can say “Holy Hansel!”, the kid decides to try to … Continue reading
The 100% Unofficial Piranha 3DD Drinking Game
Since it’s not only Halloween Month but also Breast Cancer Awareness Month, here’s a drinking game that combines the two. Bottoms Up, y’all. Drink when: * there’s a fish POV (PIRANHA-CAM!) * a z-list “star” bites it * you see … Continue reading
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31 in 31: Teenage Zombies
Story: Hey you hep cats, dig this crazy story about some teenagers who split the scene to have some fun on an island that turns out to be a place where teens get gassed into submission. Guess who’s next for … Continue reading
31 in 31: Giallo
Story: Beautiful women have gone missing in the city of Turin, Italy. Soon it’s obvious that there’s a serial killer on the loose. But not your usual serial killer…”a trapper”. That doesn’t bode well for the latest woman who’s gone … Continue reading
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