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Tag Archives: Bad Horror Movies
Sometimes I’m too lazy for a full-out piece. Sometimes everything I’ve got to say about a film can be summarized in a sentence or two. Sometimes it’s both. So herewith, a quick-n-dirty on…Wish Upon! Nutshell: It’s fun when a horror … Continue reading
Nutshell: Bojan Bazelli’s beautiful cinematography and Eve Stewart’s picture-perfect production design are wasted in this derivative horror mishmosh. Speaking of criminal wastes of talent, Celia Imrie, Dane DeHaaan and Jason Isaacs turn in wonderful performances that this film just doesn’t … Continue reading
“Realism? Fuck realism!” Story: A film crew tries to make a slasher film, but didn’t expect a real killer to crash the joint. Ooh – so scary! Scares: Zero. Lame concept, lame acting, lame blocking. Angles that leave the action … Continue reading
“You wanna do good in this world? You gotta get your hands dirty.” Story: A nurse got kissed by some possessed dude. Gotta hate when that happens. Meanwhile, her fiance notices things aren’t quite right with his lady. The trail … Continue reading
“All right. I understand. You’ve had a tough day. I can see how this could get a little depressing in here…” Story: Hey, robbing an art museum sounds like a great idea! Unless you inadvertently release an evil Djinn that … Continue reading
“Re-Kill ’em all!” Story: 5 years after a zombie outbreak that decimated the world was finally under control. Watching armed forces – Re-Kill division – protect, serve, and blow away zombies is now reality TV for the safely fenced in … Continue reading