Tag Archives: Horror Comedies

#31in31 – Zombeavers

Synched with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “This doesn’t make any goddamn sense!” Story: Zombie. Beavers. In the Woods. People stumble on them. Hilarity ensues. Scares: Not really, unless you’re new to this genre. Splat factor: From scene one … Continue reading

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#31in31: The Final Girls

Psst: The Final Girls was part of this year’s Spooky Movie International Film Festival at the AFI. “First time away from home? It’s hard to be away from your parents, huh?” Story: Max, a young woman whose mother died in … Continue reading

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#31in31: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

Synced with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “We got your friend! Hey! Where they goin’?” Story: 3 days ago, Tucker and Dale just wanted to get away to their brand new cabin “vacation home” . But those damn college … Continue reading

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“Cooties” — catch the poster and trailer!

Eww, COOTIES!  Who doesn’t remember that from school?  Whether you had ’em, ran from ’em, or did a little of both, it’s a rite of passage.  And apparently it’s also lethal…at least to adults unlucky enough to get caught by … Continue reading

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“The Final Girls” trailer: meta-horror done right

I love slasher films.  Mostly because you can connect the dots easily and everything follows the same exact storyline.  Shift a few characterizations around, but boom.  What you see is what you get.  (That’s probably why I’m also a romance … Continue reading

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Krampus: official synopsis and release date. Better enjoy summer, kiddies!

Oh how I love mythology.  Especially when it screws with the status quo.  Like Krampus.  You know Krampus; I know you watch Supernatural y’all. Mr. K is getting his own movie, and not the Grade Z flicks he’s been in … Continue reading

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31 in 31: I Sell the Dead

Story: Arthur Blake is jailed for grave robbing and murder.  Before he’s beheaded, a monk comes in and asks him to confess.  Roll the backstory of how he came to do what he did, and all the strange and scary … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Cockneys vs Zombies

Story:  A group of pathetically stupid (but hilarious) bank robbers try a heist.  Meanwhile, zombies are popping up around the old folks home.  How are these two disparate groups gonna survive the apocalypse? Scares: A few nice chills and Day … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Night of the Creeps

Story: Alien turd-snails that turn humans into zombie incubators crash land in the good ol’ US of A. 30 years later, a college rush prank gone wrong releases a frozen, infected host/corpse/former dudebro. Guess what happens next? Scares: None, at … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Ghostbusters II

First off: ticked I’m doing II before the original?  If you haven’t seen the first one yet, go watch it right now.  Then come back and read this.  Otherwise?  I got no pity y’all. Story: More from the funky foursome … Continue reading

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