Tag Archives: Horror Movies

31 in 31: Paranormal Activity

Story: Boyfriend and girlfriend move in together.  The ghost/demon that has been following the girlfriend all her life moves in too. Scares: Demons-a-poppin!  There’s plenty to be scared of, but in a creepy haunted-house way, not a silly slasher way. … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Rockula

Story: Vampire meets girl. Vampire loses girl ’cause she dies horribly. Repeat every 22 years. The unlife sucks ’til he can break his Groundhog Day streak of bad romantic luck. Scares: This is about as scary as Dracula: Dead and … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Wolfen

Story:  People are getting ripped apart in NYC. What’s going on? And what’s that strange howling?  Be careful upsetting the balance of things, kiddies. You never know what you may piss off. Scares:  It gives good creep, and they wisely … Continue reading

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — The Thing (2011)

Prequels can be awesome (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) or a childhood-raping nightmare (Star Wars Episodes I-III).  Usually all you can hope for is something that makes you love the source material even more (X-Men: First Class, Mallrats), … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Jason X

Story: Jason gets cryogenically frozen because nobody can kill him (dismemberment wasn’t an option I guess?)  Centuries later, “scientists” find him.  He thaws out, and hilarity ensues.  Nothing’s gonna slow our boy down. Scares: Not a one, unless you’ve got … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Hatchet

Story: Kane Hodder lives in the woods with his horribly disfigured son.  Son gets even more disfigured in a fire, goes crazy and kills Robert Englund and a bunch of stupid tourists, while Tony Todd stays safely in town. Scares: … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Undead or Alive

Story: Geronimo was more than an amazing leader, he was a kick-ass supernatural powerhouse.  His “White Man’s Curse” causes a town to get all sortsa zombified.  How can two cowboys get out alive? Scares: This is labeled “A Zombedy”, so … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Fog (1980)

Story: “Get inside and lock your doors,  close your windows! There’s something in the fog!”  That’s not just the tagline for this movie, it’s the plot.  Seems over a hundred years ago, the six founding members of the town of … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Burnt Offerings

Story: The Curse of the Werewolf guy, the Zuni Fetish Doll gal & their son rent a rundown but huge house in the country for the summer.  Wanna know why it’s so cheap? Not the mold level, that’s for sure. … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Awakening

Story: A group of adults head out to a rave in the middle of the desert.  The same desert where an archeologist just found an artifact linked to some horrible, hideous demon.  What could go wrong? Scares: Only the most … Continue reading

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