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In Queue Review – “Hell House LLC: Lineage”
” I thought they took these assholes out.” Genre: Sleep Inducing Sequels Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Something about someone who’s trying to figure out something and The Abbadon Hotel after one of the many bloody oopsie … Continue reading
#31in31 – “Monster Man”
“I’ve been waiting my whole life to fuck up like this.” Story: Adam is heading to the wedding of his big crush, Betty-Ann. When his former friend Harley literally surprises him on the trip, things get dangerous. Who knew constantly … Continue reading
#31in31 – I finally watched Ice Cube’s “War of the Worlds” because I hate myself
“Here we go.” Story: Will loves hanging out in his DHS computer bunker, to the detriment of his relationship with his kids. But when aliens come to earth with a nefarious agenda? Um, who cares? Let’s rock this computer security … Continue reading
#31in31 – “Stopmotion”
“All I want to to do is finish this film before I die. Is that such a BURDEN?” Story: Ella’s mom is a famous stopmotion artist. Ella’s mom is a horribly abusive See You Next Tuesday. When mom has a … Continue reading
“Back to Black” is an insult to Amy Winehouse
“I want to be remembered… For just being me.” Story: Amy Winehouse was a talented singer/songwriter who was gone much too soon. Here, we take a look at what purports to be her life and times. Genre I’d put it … Continue reading
“Strays” – dogs rule, this film drools
“… I want it to be over… I really just want to be home.”[film pulls thoughts out of my head and adds them to the film’s dialogue in real time] Story: Reggie is a Very Good Boi whose human owner … Continue reading
In Queue Review – The Munsters (2022)
[I’m not even gonna put a quote in the quote part. Not one line in this film is worth it.] Genre: Strange Homages To Classic TVRelease Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Oh c’mon. You wouldn’t be reading this … Continue reading
“Firestarter” (2022) – barely a spark
“Daddy, something feels wrong in my body…. The bad thing.” Story: 11 year old Charlie McGee’s parents really love her. And they’re also suffering from the after-effects of signing up for a weird Government test that enhanced their psychic abilities. … Continue reading
Freaky Fridays – “Fatal Exam”
Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “This is bo-ring.” (true fact, my dude.) Genre: Low Budget Horror Too Boring To Enjoy Year Released: 1990Pedigree: For most of the people involved, this was … Continue reading
Freaky Fridays – “What Lies Below”
Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “Holy crap.” [Both a line of dialogue and my constant thought while watching this…movie.] Genre: WTF Lovecraftian Wannabes Year Released: 2020Pedigree: Where I Watched: Netflix Synopsis: … Continue reading
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