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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

#31in31 2018 – “Prom Night” (1980)

“Kill! The killer’s gonna get you!” Story: Six years ago, a young girl was killed in a horrible accident. The kids that inadvertently caused her fall vow to never tell anyone what happened… Time for Alexander Hamilton High’s senior prom! … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018 -“Slasher: Guilty Party” (Slasher Season 2)

“Good luck pretending it didn’t happen.” Story: After accidentally(?) killing a fellow camp counselor five years ago, a group of former friends go back to the scene of the crime. Now it’s a commune filled with peace loving vegans (probably.) … Continue reading

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“Venom” – fun but flawed

Nutshell: Tom Hardy is fantastic as Eddie Brock/Venom. But while there’s lots of action and plenty of incredible FX, the story is a bunch of clichés strung together. Go for the fun zap-pow, but leave your brain at home. Grade: C “Fuck … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018 – “Office” (2015)

“Who are you?” Story: A mild mannered Korean salaryman goes home to his family… And slaughters them. Why? Nobody seems to know. Meanwhile, his mercilessly bullied intern stresses about being hired full-time, and a police detective seems to be getting … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “First Man”!

Missed the Columbia screening? No worries – I’ve got passes for the B’more screening of First Man! Synopsis! On the heels of their six-time Academy Award®-winning smash, La La Land, Oscar®-winning director Damien Chazelle and star Ryan Gosling reteam for … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: Mira Grant’s Horror Movie Survival Guide

“Q: What was that noise? A: Here’s a tip: it wasn’t the wind.” I love Mira Grant.  She’s my spirit animal. (Okay fine.  So is Matt Bellassi, Lindsay Ellis, and of course Stephen King. But roll with me here.)  If … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: “Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever”

“Laugh it off man, this ain’t shit.” Story: The survivor of the original Fever made it out (relatively) alive, hooray! He swam in a river and came out the other side. But don’t get attached. Instead, wonder what happens to … Continue reading

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“A Star Is Born” (2018) – a riveting remake

Nutshell: THAT’S how it’s done. An amazing remake by first-time director Cooper that’s full of the sturm, drang and achingly beautiful moments we expect from this classic story. He’s got his work cut out for him with his next film; Star … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: “The Awakening”

“Without science people don’t believe in nothing, they believe in everything.” Story: It’s just after WWI, and a woman who has a painful past tries to cope by exposing “paranormal” frauds. Then she’s asked to help figure out mysterious goings-on … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: Taron Egerton is a young Sir Elton in “Rocketman”

Elton John is a legend,no doubt. But do you know his early years? (Seriously – give Honky Chateau a listen. You’re welcome.) Rocketman dives into Sir Elton’s early years, and this trailer looks great. Synopsis! ROCKETMAN is an epic musical fantasy … Continue reading

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