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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

#31in31 2018: “The Stuff”

“No one is as dumb as I appear to be.” Story: An old guy finds some bubbling white goo on the ground. Naturally he eats some, and decides to market it. Soon, everyone wants The Stuff. No calories, tasty as … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018: “Cutting Class”

“Boy’s locker room? Smells like something died in here!” Story: Brian spent five years in a mental hospital after being accused of killing his father. When he starts high school with the kids he used to know, everything goes smoothly … Continue reading →

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#31in31: Lacta 5Star Chocolate ads

Chocolate. Deadly, apocalyptic chocolate. And caramel with cookies too. I don’t know who did these ads, but those folks are heroes. Delightfully sick…and yet it all looks so delicious. Check out my favorite one below, and get ready for Trick … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018: “Copycat”

“Here kitty kitty kitty.” Story: A psychiatrist becomes agoraphobic after an attack. But when murders plague San Francisco, a police investigator asks for her help. Scares: Mostly thrills, but some serial killer chills. Splat factor: Mostly photos of kills, some … Continue reading →

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms”

Ready for some holiday cheer? No, not our current holiday, I’m talking Christmas-y. Be on the cutting edge of the December festivities with a screening of Disney’s The Nutcracker and the Four Realms!  Synopsis! All Clara (Mackenzie Foy) wants is … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018: “Girl vs. Monster”

“Don’t be a hater.” Story: Skylar Lewis is a soon-to-be sixteen year old whose parents have locked in her in the house for Halloween while they’re away. So why not cut the power and slip out to that party? Well, … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018 – Errementari: the blacksmith and the devil (El Herrero y el Diablo)

“And remember…you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” Story: The local blacksmith is known as a dangerous kook in the nearby village, and with good reason. But when a little girl enters his … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018: “Day of the Dead” (2008)

“Hey – what happened to fuckface?” Story: It’s the zombie apocalypse again y’all! And the military are doing just fine thank you very much. Oh who are we kidding? It’s a shit show everywhere. Except for the zombies. A few … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018 – Screen Prism’s “Stephen King’s It: Why Clowns Scare Us”

Clowns are scary. Full stop. No ifs, ands or buts. Just watch It and tell me I’m wrong. But I’m not. I’m totally right on this one. Luckily, ScreenPrism agrees with me, and even did the research as to why … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Green Book”!

I’ve heard absolutely amazing things about this movie, and I’m happy that I’ve got passes for the B’more screening of Green Book! Synopsis! When Tony Lip (Mortensen), a bouncer from an Italian-American neighborhood in the Bronx, is hired to drive … Continue reading →

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