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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom”!

Ready to get your dinosaur on? Because I’ve got passes for the Columbia, MD screening of Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom! Synopsis! It’s been four years since theme park and luxury resort Jurassic World was destroyed by dinosaurs out of containment. … Continue reading

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “Tag”!

Remember summer vacation, when we could play all day?  Well, I’ve got passes for Tag, the movie where grown men decide to keep the fun going. Synopsis! One month every year, five highly competitive friends hit the ground running in … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: Amazon video’s “Suspiria”

How can anyone top the great Dario Argento? The reboot of Suspiria aims to be in the same ballpark, and with this new trailer, 2018’s Suspiria hopes to harness the same creepy, stylistic mood of the original classic. Synopsis! A darkness … Continue reading

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Vid of the Day: “Divine Bovine” by Gunnar Madsen!

I love cows.  They give us cheese.  They’re content with hanging out in a field, noshing on green grass. They’re kinda awesome.  (Unless they have guns.) I also love music. Who doesn’t? So when I heard that Gunnar Madsen wrote … Continue reading

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “Hotel Artemis”

Ready for some seamy underbelly?  Because I’ve got passes for the Columbia, MD screening of Hotel Artemis! Synopsis! Set in riot-torn, near-future Los Angeles, HOTEL ARTEMIS is an original, high-octane action-thriller starring Jodie Foster as The Nurse, who runs a … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Ocean’s 8”!

Ready for some heist shenanigans? Because I’ve got passes for the B’more screening of Ocean’s 8, and I’m gonna share ’em with ya! But first? Synopsis! Five years, eight months, 12 days…and counting. That’s how long Debbie Ocean (Sandra Bullock) … Continue reading

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“Solo”: Perhaps not the origin story we were looking for, but it works

Nutshell: A fast paced rock ’em, sock ’em actioner that introduces a young Han Solo to the Star Wars universe. While folks who are looking for lots of links to cannon may be disappointed, moviegoers who don’t mind a cursory … Continue reading

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Elsewhere Review: Mast Sea Salt Chocolate

From this week’s edition of The Green Man Review. Read the original post here! Lately, sea salt is in everything I adore. Caramels, brittle, toffee, peanut butter cups.  And, of course, chocolate bars. When I was given a bar of … Continue reading

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“Book Club” – boilerplate made beautiful by a great cast

Nutshell: Enjoyable lightweight romantic comedy for Boomers and anyone else interested in seeing characters face romantic challenges rather than simply hopping into the sack. Keaton, Fonda, Bergen and Steenburgen need to be in more movies together; they make a great … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: “Bohemian Rhapsody” is here!

“I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.” Yeah, I’m of an age.  Sang “We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions” in middle-school.  Begged my parents for a copy of “The Game” when it was released. Swooned … Continue reading

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