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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Free passes! Baltimore screening of Edge of Tomorrow!

Posted on May 28, 2014 by Denise

Tom Cruise. Emily Blunt. Some pretty darn cool FX. Are you in for this?  Well, I can help you out there. For those of you that haven’t yet seen the trailer, here’s the synopsis: The epic action of “Edge of Tomorrow” … Continue reading →

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Baltimore screening: How To Train Your Dragon 2!

Posted on May 28, 2014 by Denise

This is gonna be quick & dirty y’all.  Because screening = TOMORROW! How To Train Your Dragon 2 = Toothless.  You know you need to see Toothless.  I need to see Toothless.  But while I shall wait, you don’t have … Continue reading →

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I Finally See: Gang Related – “Pilot”

Posted on May 27, 2014 by Denise

I like crime dramas. I like Terry Lost The Stepfather O’Quinn. Then why has it taken me almost a week to dig into the first ep of Fox’s Gang Related? Let’s see…. Story: Badass cop Ryan is the golden child … Continue reading →

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Movie Review — X-Men: Days of Future Past

Posted on May 23, 2014 by Denise

Nutshell: I give X-Men: DoFP a D, for dull, depressing and disappointing.  If I want to be bummed out at a movie theater, I’ll buy stale popcorn and go with my ex.  A complete waste of Peter Dinkalge and his … Continue reading →

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Elsewhere Review: Blended

Posted on May 23, 2014 by Denise

Nutshell:  I give this a B-.  Though I could list a zillion reasons why this movie should suck, it’s actually too cute to stink.  All-in performances by Sandler and Barrymore ground the sillyness, and Bella Thorne is adorable as a … Continue reading →

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Free passes to the Baltimore screening of Maleficent!

Posted on May 22, 2014 by Denise

Ready for some witchy-good stuff? Here’s a giveaway that’s sure to be spook-tacular! Fine, fine. Here’s the synopsis of Maleficent, for folks that haven’t seen it yet: “Maleficent” explores the untold story of Disney’s most iconic villain from the classic … Continue reading →

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New “Guardians of the Galaxy” trailer is rockin’ in so many ways

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Denise

The Guardians of the Galaxy did a trailer that threw down the action to a cool-ass song — that song being Hooked on a Feeling (Ooga-Chaka Mix) by Blue Swede, in case you didn’t already know.  This go-round, the band … Continue reading →

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Elsewhere Review: Belle

Posted on May 16, 2014 by Denise

Nutshell: I give Belle an A.  Excellent performances, a script that balances history with heart-tugging, and crystal-clear cinematography equals a film that’s easy to enjoy.  Makes you want to hit up Wikipedia the moment you leave the theater.  Y’know, after … Continue reading →

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Elsewhere Review: Million Dollar Arm

Posted on May 16, 2014 by Denise

Nutshell: I’d give Million Dollar Arm an B+.  Though a few of the basics are cliche — look, there’s a gorgeous girl as the lead’s cottage house tenant, wonder if they’ll get together? — overall this film has a great … Continue reading →

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Movie Review: Godzilla

Posted on May 16, 2014 by Denise

  Nutshell: I give Godzilla an A-.  Much like the old King of Kaiju himself, Godzilla is a fabulous throwback to ancient times, when Toho studios was throwning down awesome monster-on-monster action, kids were never really in harms way, and … Continue reading →

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