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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

31 in 31: Vampires

Story: Uh, read the title.  Any questions? Scares: Not many.  A few bits of surprise shocks here and there, when vamps show up.  But otherwise It’s just a thrill ride with fangs. Splat Factor: Not exactly cranked to 11, but … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Devil

Story: This is the not-so-true story of five strangers… stuck in an elevator where one of them is the Devil.  Find out what happens when one by one they start dying… and the survivors start getting real. Scares: Lots of … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Jaws

Story: “What’s your name?”  “Kristy!”  “Da-dum.” “That’s some bad hat, Harry.”  “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”  “Show me the way to go home…*thud*”  “Da-DUM.”  Seriously though; if you don’t know the general shark-meets-human-meat storyline by now, you’ve lived under … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Donner Party

Story: 1846.  Everyone on the East Coast of the USA seems to be headed to Cali-for-nih-aye, the golden promised land.  The Donner Party tries to get there, but not everyone will make it.  Okay, not everyone will make it without … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Madhouse (1974)

Story: Paul is a popular horror-movie icon in the Doctor Death franchise.  According to fellow actress Faye, “Paul has everything; success, friendship, love.”  That can’t last long in a horror movie kiddies.  Paul’s love Ellen had a past as an … Continue reading

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31 in 31 – Raw Meat: Night of the Wolf

Story: Rookie cop Johnny just captured a horrific serial killer known as “The Wolf”.  What’s he gonna do next?  Nope, not Disneyland; he’s gonna make sure that psycho gets locked up in Arkham Asylum.  Maybe because his estranged wife works … Continue reading

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Adorable “classic monster” posters from Frankenweenie!

Dracula.  Frankenstein.  The Werewolf.  Frankenweenie. Yeah, I’m serious. Check out the new movie posters for Frankenweenie and you tell me if I’m blowing things all out of proportion.  Because they are awesome.    I can’t be the only one who wants … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Howling Reborn

Story:  Will isn’t a popular kid, but he’s got a huge crush on cool Eliana.  Hey, wouldn’t it be great if he, y’know, had some sort of special power?  Something like that could also come in handy when his long-lost … Continue reading

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Simon Pegg. Nick Frost. The World’s End.

C’mon.  You know you love Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.  Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Spaced.  Good stuff.  Well, they’re getting together for another film, The World’s End, which has just started filming.  Added bonus: it’s directed by Edgar … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Kill Katie Malone

Alright everybody – welcome to October.  Let’s get this party started! Story:  Ginger, Jim and Dixie buy a box from an online auction.  Says there’s a ghost in there that will grant your every wish.  There’s probably a catch, right?  … Continue reading

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