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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

One Sentence Reviews

Because I’m always looking for ways to be lazy try something different, here are some one-sentence critiques (because that sounds classy) of stuff I’ve seen lately. Zombie Apocalypse: Ving Rhames and zombie tigers are cool, but this is SyFy’s cheap … Continue reading

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Review-a-palooza: the last few thangs from Geek for e

…because I’ve been slack & not updating here.  Hey, I’ve been (really lazy) taking a break (sleeping) after 31 in 31.  What can I say?  (Again, lazy.) So…here’s a quick-n-dirty.  As always, clicky to read the full review over at … Continue reading

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Psst: exclusive The Hunger Games sneak on GMA this Monday!

Okay, so I’m totally psyched for The Hunger Games.  I saw the teaser poster at Baltimore Comic-Con and immediately put one up on my fridge. Now we get more than just a taste…Good Morning America will have the world-premiere of … Continue reading

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31 in 31 Extra: 1000 Ways to Die

Just a little something for Día de los Muertos, and to celebrate the end of a fun-filled month of horror goodness.  How better to celebrate the dead than with a show that points ’em out?  Happy Day of the Dead, … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Halloween (1978)

Story: Halloween.  The night HE came home.  And murdered a bunch of babysitters, boyfriends and y’know, everyone else hangin’ around. Scares: A’plenty.  Even when you see ’em coming. Splat factor:  Though this is called a slasher movie, it’s more what … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Story: The dead are coming back to life.  They’re coming to get you, Barbara.  And everybody else.  Yeah, that means you. Scares: Tons.  If this is your first viewing and you freak easily?  Lights on would be a good idea. … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Wolf Man (1941)

Story: The Invisible Man’s second son gets an up-close look at mythology when he gets bit by a wolf one evening. Scares: Even though you know what’s coming, it’s an eerie treat. Splat factor: Not so much; just about everything … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Trick ‘r Treat

Story:  There are thousands of stories every Halloween, but in one little town four stories have particular significance.  Make sure you come correct ’round Halloween, kiddies. Scares: Quite a few in this new-wave genre classic. Splat factor: That’s a big-old … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Slither

Story: Slimy gummi space worms from outer space. And doom. Scares: Even though this is a send-up of monster movies, there’s some genuine chills sprinkled throughout. Splat factor: High. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out…and everywhere else. The … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Red State

Story:  Three guys are so desperate for a little S-E-X that they travel to the boonies to get some from an internet hussy.  Except she’s a fundamentalist whackjob.  This is just the start of their up close look at the … Continue reading

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