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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Men In Black: International”!

New MIB film! With fantastic on-screen buddies Hemsworth and Thompson! Plus, another Thompson! Synopsis! The Men in Black have always protected the Earth from the scum of the universe. In this new adventure, they tackle their biggest, most global threat … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Godzilla: King of the Monsters”!!!

Gaaaaaah!!! Ready for kaiju action? ME TOO. Synopsis! The new story follows the heroic efforts of the crypto-zoological agency Monarch as its members face off against a battery of god-sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Booksmart”!

I’ve got passes for Olivia Wilde’s first directorial joint, and it’s looking pretty hilarious. Synopsis! Told from a wildly original, fresh and modern perspective, BOOKSMART is an unfiltered comedy about high school best friends and the bonds we create that … Continue reading

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Elsewhere Revies: TITANS’ 6.5” ‘Twice Upon A Time’ 13th Doctor Kawaii

Orignally published over at The Green Man Review! The 13th Doctor was just made for all sorts of merch. She’s the first female Doctor, she’s got outfits easily achievable for cosplay, and her regeneration is delivers a whole lot of … Continue reading

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Review-In-A-Flash: “Tolkien”!

Sometimes I’m too drugged up on cold meds to tap out a full piece. Sometimes everything I’ve got to say about a film can be summarized in a few sentences, or stream of consciousness. So herewith, a quick-n-dirty on…Tolkien! “Lock … Continue reading

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “The Sun is Also a Star”!

Ready to get your YA feels on? Synopsis! College-bound romantic Daniel Bae and Jamaica-born pragmatist Natasha Kingsley meet—and fall for each other—over one magical day amidst the fervor and flurry of New York City. Sparks immediately fly between these two … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “A Dog’s Journey”!

Puppeh!  Pollen allergies are kicking my tuchas (ALL THE COUGHING), so insert cool comments here! Synopsis! Bailey (voiced again by Josh Gad) is living the good life on the Michigan farm of his “boy,” Ethan (Dennis Quaid) and Ethan’s wife … Continue reading

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“Pokémon: Detective Pikachu”

“Me? I don’t wear underwear. I’m not modest.” Story: Twenty-something Tim is told his estranged father Harry died under mysterious circumstances. When he heads to Ryme City, a place where Pokémon and humans live in harmony, Tim is told his … Continue reading

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Blu-Ray Review: “Ghosts of Mars”

“So this is Shining Canyon? What a dump.” Jason Stratham! With hair! Ice Cube! Natasha Henstridge! Greg Nicotero and KNB FX! This should have been an incredible genre film, so what happened? Well, it became a cult classic for many … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum”!

Sure, that title is a mouthful. But MOAR WICK!  Synopsis! In this third installment of the adrenaline-fueled action franchise, super-assassin John Wick (Keanu Reeves) returns with a $14 million price tag on his head and an army of bounty-hunting killers … Continue reading

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