Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Margurite!

margurite onesheetMargurite!  The roaring twenties!  Singing!  Award nominations!  You know you’re intrigued.  Synopsis!

1921, the beginning of the Golden Twenties. Not far from Paris. It is party day at Marguerite Dumont’s castle. Like every year, an array of music lovers gathers around a great cause at the owner’s place. Nobody knows much about this woman except that she is rich and that her whole life is devoted to her passion: music. Marguerite sings. She sings wholeheartedly, but she sings terribly out of tune. In ways quite similar to the Castafiore, Marguerite has been living her passion in her own bubble, and the hypocrite audience, always coming in for a good laugh, acts as if she was the diva she believes she is. When a young, provocative journalist decides to write a rave article on her latest performance, Marguerite starts to believe even further in her talent. This gives her the courage she needs to follow her dream. Despite her husband’s reluctance, and with the help of a has‐been divo, both funny and mean, she decides to train for her first recital in front of a crowd of complete strangers.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice!

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Boom!  Pow!  Bam!  Ready for an epic smackdown?  Well, I’ve got passes for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice!  Batfleck and Kal-El are gonna bring it to the big screen.  Me?  I’m #TeamWonderWoman, but I can’t wait to see how this all goes down…  Synopsis!

From director Zack Snyder comes “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice,” starring Ben Affleck as Batman/Bruce Wayne and Henry Cavill as Superman/Clark Kent in the characters’ first big-screen pairing. Fearing the actions of a god-like Super Hero left unchecked, Gotham City’s own formidable, forceful vigilante takes on Metropolis’s most revered, modern-day savior, while the world wrestles with what sort of hero it really needs.  And with Batman and Superman at war with one another, a new threat quickly arises, putting mankind in greater danger than it’s ever known before.

BTW, if you’re into comics and haven’t been reading Batman vs Superman, get on that.  It’s a great series.  Onward, to passes! Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Boss!

the boss onesheetOkay y’all.  Pass time!  And you know you love Melissa McCarthy.  So why not catch her newest flick before everyone else?  Synopsis!

Academy Award®-nominated star Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids, The Heat, Tammy) headlines The Boss as a titan of industry who is sent to prison after she’s caught for insider trading. When she emerges ready to rebrand herself as America’s latest sweetheart, not everyone she screwed over is so quick to forgive and forget.

McCarthy is joined in The Boss by an all-star cast led by Kristen Bell, Peter Dinklage and Kathy Bates. Directed by Ben Falcone (Tammy), the comedy is based on an original character created by McCarthy and written by McCarthy and Falcone alongside their Groundlings collaborator, Steve Mallory. The film is produced by McCarthy and Falcone through their On the Day productions and Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Chris Henchy through their Gary Sanchez Productions.

This character is one McCarthy has had in her comedy stable since her work in the Groundlings.  So with that, and the amazing Peter Dinkage and Kathy Bates on board?  I’m expecting some serious fun. Onward, to passes! Continue reading →

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Elsewhere Review: 10 Cloverfield Lane

As always, clicky on the title below for the original piece!

10 Cloverfield Lane

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Nutshell: 10 Cloverfield Lane is a worthy successor to the original Cloverfield, actually beating the sophomore slump and rising above the first film..  Not in the handheld/found-footage genre (there’s nary a shakey-cam moment to be found) , but in the sense of dread, terror of the unknown, and a screenplay that manages to keep the adrenaline pumping.  The climax is well-executed crazy, thanks to this film’s game ensemble cast.  But are there monsters, you ask?  Depends on your definition of monster… Grade: A-

“I focused on being prepared. And I was…. And here we are.”

If you’re a kaiju nerd like I am, you were stoked for Cloverfield.  And while it wasn’t exactly the huge monster throwdown many of us were hoping for – that’d be Pacific Rim, a movie that actually grew on me on repeat viewings – Cloverfield‘s hints at a strange, unsettling mythology had me hooked.  Not exactly fully invested in its teasingly vague story, but willing to sit for more.  So?  More!  Well, kinda. J.J. Abrams still sticks with the producer role, and with Cloverfield director Matt Reeves also going the producer route in this sequel-ish film, Dan Trachtenberg gets his first feature-film directorial shot.  With a smaller ensemble cast – a mere three actors – this film is a sequel to Cloverfield in its ability to unsettle, play with your expectations, and leave you wanting more.
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TrailerWatch: badass new Captain America: Civil War poster! Kewl new trailer!

Captain America Civil War first onesheetHave you seen the new Captain America: Civil War trailer yet?  If not, you’re so lucky today.  I just attached that sucker to this post.  Easy-peasy for you! And while we’re at it, synopsis!

When the government sets up a governing body to oversee the Avengers, the team splinters into two camps—one led by Steve Rogers and his desire for the Avengers to remain free to defend humanity without government interference, and the other following Tony Stark’s surprising decision to support government oversight and accountability.

So, are you #TeamCap or #TeamIronMan?  Hey, there’s no wrong answer.  (Y’know, as long as your answer is #TeamCap. But you’re already on that. Naturally.)

Want more?  Well.  I’ve put EVERYTHING the glorious, gorgeous PR folks sent along with the poster/trailer goodness after the jump.  Why?  Because if you’re like me, you can’t get enough 411 (except for spoilers, darling)…

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Hey Baltimare: Eisner-Award winning artist Sara Richard coming to BronyCon!

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As usual, BronyCon is bringing the awesome.  Tonight, it looks like award-winning artist Sara Richard is coming to BronyCon this year!  Not only does she have mad skills with the ponies, but she’s done awesome work for Deadpool, Ghostbusters, and I’m dying to get my hands on a copy of the DC Justice League Tarot Card set.

Read on for the full press release – and see you ponies at BronyCon!

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“London Has Fallen”: second verse, same as the first

25341464_maxNutshell: They could have subtitled this film “If you liked the first one, you’ll really dig this!”  London Has Fallen brings all the same grade-A destruction that Olympus Has Fallen rained down on moviegoers, but on a grander scale.  The buddy teamup of Butler’s Secret Service Agent and Eckhart’s Prez works great on the big screen, even if their abilities aren’t exactly believable.  Then again, nothing in this film is believable, save for the whiffs of intolerance here and there.  But hurrah for AMURICA, and hella awesome FX!  Grade: C+

Like things that explode?  Like things that crumble to dust?  Enjoy watching lots and lots and LOTS of unnamed Others get blown away?  Then baby, have I got a film for you.

Right off the bat let’s get one thing straight:  London Has Fallen is not high art.  In fact, it harks back to the ol’ boom-boom-pow American nationalism hyperdrive of films like Rocky IV, Independence Day, and every freakin’ movie Chuck Norris did. This is a movie where you’re supposed to eye people with even the faintest whiff of Middle-Eastern parentage with suspicion, and cheer when the inevitable good-guy payback hits hard.  From Morgan Freeman’s ID4-esque “vengeance will be OURS” speech, to Angela Bassett’s Single Tear Of Sadness, this film takes all the cliches, beats you over the head with them, and then sets them on fire.  In no way does subtlety or light-handedness come into play here.  London has Fallen is about big things, happening to big places, in a big way.

Like Don Henley would ask, are you with me so far?
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Review in a Flash: “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”

whiskey tango foxtrotSometimes I’m too lazy for a full-out piece. Sometimes everything I’ve got to say about a film can be summarized in a sentence or two. Sometimes it’s both. So herewith, a quick-n-dirty on Tina Fey’s new film, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

“No one will sue when I die…. So now I’m a war reporter.”

Nutshell: Funny, engaging and sometimes terrifying, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot breaks down the chaos and violence of double-aught Afghanistan and makes it relatable to moviegoers who probably never got past CNN sound bites.  Fey brings her substantial comedic chops, as you’d expect.  But she also taps into the humanity and uncertainty of her character. If this film wasn’t quite so disjointed, it’d be great.  But as it stands, it’s good, and that’s okay. Grade: B

Before: This trailer is awesome.  I really hope that these aren’t the best jokes.  But with Tina Fey leading this flick, I’m betting there’s more in store.  I’d no idea that there was a memoir written by a female war correspondent (The Taliban Shuffle: Strange Days in Afghanistan and Pakistan by Kim Barker),  I may have to add that to my GoodReads queue.  Love her quote:

“My greatest wish is that the movie will remind people about Afghanistan, currently in a perilous state and almost forgotten by the world’s media.”

I hope so too.

During: A blend of M*A*S*H and Generation Kill, with a heaping helping of 21st Century frat-party antics to keep the serious subject matter from sinking the ship.  Fey is delightful, and she’s really stepping up her dramatic actor game.  Her portrayal of Kim Barker (Baker, in the film) is self-knowing, deadpan, and knows what she wants, even though she’s not exactly sure how to go about getting it her new surroundings.  The soundtrack is cool, with Harry Nilsson’s “Without You”, “Take On Me” by Ah Ha, and Kid Rock’s “Bawitdaba”.  Oh, and shout-out to the set design folks, this wartime Afghanistan is gritty, dirty, messy…and that’s just the journalist’s apartments.

Apparently, as with all films, there were changes made to the real story.  While the real Kim Barker was a print reporter – as were the bulk of the journalists she was based with – in WTF the journalists are TV news reporters.  I don’t have a problem with that tweak.  One scene, where Fey’s Barker jumps out of a jeep to record a particularly harrowing gunfight, and then having that footage be used in a piece that evening, wouldn’t have the same cinematic heft if she’d been in the background, jotting notes.  Being able to watch the “Kabubble” journalists react to an on-air news piece that one of them just recorded lets the characters and their reaction take center stage, without too much help from the Exposition Fairy.

Directors Glenn Ficarra and John Requa both worked on Crazy, Stupid, Love, and their ability to bounce from topic to topic while keeping serious topics funny is on display here.  But as with Crazy, things play fast and loose, more funny than dramatic. I understand Kim, and her life.  I even feel for her when things get rough, and celebrate with her and her friends.  BTW the best of the co-star bunch are Margot Robbie’s reporter Tanya, Billy Bob Thornton as straight-laced General Hollanek, Christopher Abbott as Afghan “fixer” Fahim, and Martin Freeman’s lecherous, devil-may-care war photographer Iain.  Watching this film is like knocking back Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks.  This story is pulling me in, and I’m enjoying the hell out of it.  Especially because there’s no giant fan to deal with.

After:  Well, as with Wonka’s drinks, the fizzy ride is awesome, but after?  I’m back on the ground, and a little fuzzy on what just happened. I know I laughed a lot, and a few times this film hit me right in the feels.  Maybe I can just chalk this up to a successful comedy/drama for Fey and like it for the lightweight entertainment it is?  But then I remember it’s a film about a war, and I kinda want more permanence in my brain.  Hell, there’s plenty of empty space up there, it’s not like letting WTF stick around would be a problem.

Did I like the film?  Heck yeah.  Would I see it again?  Absolutely; I can see myself scrolling through Netflix, seeing this is available, and kicking back again and again.  But…there’s a hole where my excitement should be.  I don’t know why that is.  WTF is fun, it’s funny, but it covers the same ground any other new-kid-in-town story does.  Except with more explosions, and lots more sub-plots.  The co-workers, the romance, the war, the intrigue with contacts in Afghanistan, the back and forth with the Marines, the fish-out-of-water moments… Maybe that’s it; WTF is a fun ride no lie, but it’s a bit too all-over-the-place to really settle into my bones.  Ah hell; I enjoyed it, and I’d watch it again.  Shallow ain’t the worst thing in the world.

 

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: 10 Cloverfield Lane!

10 cloverfield lane onesheetHey there guys and gals!  Ready for a sequel that’s not a sequel, that may be not a sequel but it’s set in the same universe?  Confused?  That’s typical for a twisty-turny J. J. Abrams joint, so just settle in and check out the synopsis for 10 Cloverfield Lane:

A woman (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) discovers the horrifying truth about the outside world while living in an underground shelter with two men (John Goodman, John Gallagher Jr.).

Sequel or not, I’m kinda loving the idea of using “Cloverfield” as a way to let moviegoers know that they’re in for something spooky.  Kinda like what the Halloween franchise tried to do with Season of the Witch…but failed because nobody wanted their Halloween without Mikey.

If you’ve checked out the trailer, you know 10 Cloverfield Lane looks like a cool bit of psychological horror. But will there be monsters as well?  Only one way to find out, and that’s to check it out for yourself.  So c’mon and check it out with me, why don’cha?

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TrailerWatch – “Fun Size Horror: Volume Two”

fun size horror vol 2 onesheetNow that spring is around the corner, it’s time to find chills the old fashioned way; from horror movies.  I’m a sucker for horror anthologies, so when I saw the Fun Size Horror: Volume Two* trailer, I had to share with the class.

With Karen Gillan (Doctor Who) and Tracie Thoms (Grindhouse) in for the ride, this should be a hoot.  Plus, the animated short intrigues me.

WARNING: this trailer is spoiler-riffic, and gives you a peek at several deaths. Not like you should be surprised that characters die in horror films. But if you like your horror untainted by the knowledge of who’s gonna bite it? Perhaps stop watching at 0:35.

Fun Size Horror: Volume Two creeps into theaters October 15th, 2016.

*BTW, a review of Fun Size Horror: Volume One will be touching down soon…

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