Freaky Fridays – “VFW”!

Posted on January 8, 2021 by Denise
Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool!

“Remember the Alamo.”
‘Yeah, but they all died at the Alamo.’
`Dumbshits.`

Where I Watched: Shudder

Genre: Retro-sploitation Action Splatter

Pedigree: Another Fangoria joint.

Synopsis: There’s a new drug on the streets called “Hype”. The addicts are called Hypers, of course. The dealer kingpin guy has his base in an abandoned movie theater across from a VFW, in a part of town where “gunshots are crickets”. But when kingpin carelessly goads a woman to suicide, her sister decides stealing his stash and running is an even payback. Good thing she runs into that VFW, where six old Vets and one newbie are cooling their heals. Because once you walk into the VFW, these soldiers were “duty bound to help you”.

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In Queue Review – CBS All Access’ “The Stand” ep 1-3

Posted on January 1, 2021 by Denise

“*achoo* Excuse me. Allergies.”

I adore The Stand. I used to read it every single year. And when the expanded edition came out, I snapped it up the instant it was available. It’s one of my top three favorite books, and I even enjoy the TV miniseries from the 90s. So when CBS All Access decided to remake the series? I coughed up my Hard Earned and settled in. And while I’m loving it, I have to think a good percentage of that love is due to the fact that I love this story. And maybe not that it’s a sterling adaptation of King’s tale.

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“Wonder Woman 1984” – definitely not 80s DC, probably kinda boring

Posted on December 27, 2020 by Denise
This one’s gonna be a quick one, because 1) most folks who’ve been wanting to see this probably already hit HBOMAX hard, and 2) I already spent TWO AND A HALF HOURS on this. So I’m not dragging this out. Enjoy.


“Pace yourself and remember; greatness is not what you think.” (Subtlety, thy name ain’t WW84.) 

Story: It’s 1984, and Diana Prince is in Washington, DC working at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. She meets meek, unassuming Barbara Minerva (MINERVA LIKE THE GODDESS GET IT), who only has one wish; to be as cool as Diana. Luckily, a new item hits Barbs desk courtesy of the FBI. It’s old, and can grant wishes, or so it says on the tin. Yay? Oh, and a narcissistic wannabe oil tycoon wants it. So that’ll be great.

Genre I’d put it in: Sequels That Try Very Hard And Almost Make It

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Sequel to Wonder Woman, and part of the DCEU.

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Ho or No? – “A Bride for Christmas”

Posted on December 23, 2020 by Denise

“I’m awful!”

Genre: “I’ve Given Up On Love…Who Dis?” Holiday Romance

New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: Runaway Bride meets She’s All That during Hallmark Christmastime in this comedy of errors romance.

Synopsis: Jessie bolted from three engagements, worried she didn’t feel like they were “The One”. Aiden is a cocksure guy who thinks he can win anything. So when Aiden takes a bet to get engaged to Jessie by Christmas? Well, I’m sure it’ll be fine. Just fine.

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Ho or No? – “Christmas Catch”

Posted on December 20, 2020 by Denise

“And look, no matter how much you want it, you’re not going to meet Mister Right the same way they do movies.” (Clunky line, but a microcosm of the movie as a whole.)

Where I Watched: Netflix

Genre: Holiday Heist (?) Romance

New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: Original. Boring, but original.

Synopsis: Mack wants magic in her meet cute. Serendipity. But she’s too into her detective work to notice the opportunities around her. Until she runs into Carson, who jingles her bells…but will he blend work with play?

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“Greenland”

Posted on December 17, 2020 by Denise

“Hey John, here it comes!”

Story: Big comet is headed our way y’all! And Bruce Willis John Cusak Dwayne Johnson Gerard Butler’s John Garrity is doing what he can to save his estranged wife Allison and cute son Nathan from the coming “extinction level event”. Cue the CGI madness! Um, you can cue it any time now. Any… Time… *checks watch yet again*

Genre I’d put it in: Disaster Pr0n 

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on every other disaster movie you’ve seen. 

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“Promising Young Woman” – one incredible film

Posted on December 15, 2020 by Denise

“You know they put themselves in danger, girls like that.” 

Story: Cassie and Nina grew up together. Went to med school together. And dropped out of med school together, after Nina was horribly raped during a party. Years later, Cassie leads a life of making sure douchey men think twice before taking advantage of women…but then a run-in with a former med-school classmate stokes thoughts of revenge. Revenge served freezing cold.

Genre I’d put it in: Payback’s A Bitch Pitch-Black Comedies

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on Emerald Fennell’s short film “Careful How You Go”.

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Twitter Watch Party Invitation: THE CROODS: A NEW AGE / Dec. 18th!

Posted on December 15, 2020 by Denise

C’mon, let’s watch the sequel to The Croods! Synopsis!

The Croods have survived their fair share of dangers and disasters, from fanged prehistoric beasts to surviving the end of the world, but now they will face their biggest challenge of all: another family.

So get that popcorn ready, grab something to drink, and watch along with us! Don’t forget to chime in on Twitter using #TheCroodsWatchParty and #CroodsNewAge. It’s gonna be fun! Remember fun? “See” you there!

DreamWorks Animation’s THE CROODS: A NEW AGE is on PVOD this Friday, December 18th

Official Website | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | #CroodsNewAge

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“Half Brothers” shares tips for surviving the holiday season!

Posted on December 14, 2020 by Denise

Okay, so the film Half Brothers had me at that adorable goat. I don’t know why he’s being carried, but I want to know. Synopsis!

Renato, a successful Mexican aviation executive, is shocked to discover he has an American half-brother he never knew about, the free-spirited Asher. The two very different half-brothers are forced on a road journey together masterminded by their ailing father, tracing the path their father took as an immigrant from Mexico to the US.

This sounds like a great all-in family film for the holidays, whether you have a goat or, like me, worship them from afar. Check out the tips from stars Luis Gerardo Méndez and Connor Del Rio – seriously, are we related? – and Happy Merry y’all! (Click on the links below to view!)

Half Brothers is available at home on demand December 23rd!

TIP #1 – smile & nod

TIP #2 – stick with the pets

TIP #3 – never expect anyone to arrive on time

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VIRTUAL Screening Pass-palooza – “Promising Young Woman”!

Posted on December 14, 2020 by Denise

I’ve been stoked about this movie since I saw the teaser trailer last year. So I’m so happy to share virtual passes with y’all! Synopsis!

From ground-breaking director Emerald Fennell comes a delicious new take on revenge. Everyone said Cassie (Carey Mulligan) was a promising young woman … until a mysterious event abruptly derailed her future. But nothing in Cassie’s life is what it appears to be: she’s wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she’s living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs of the past in this thrilling and wildly entertaining story.

Ready? Get your sofa set up – and let’s go!

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