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#31in31 2016: The Colony

“People will do horrible things to survive.” Story: After a global winter, the lucky ones live in underground “Colonies” where people are safe, and avoiding the flu is literally a way of life. But when one Colony sends an SOS … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: American Psycho

“I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.” Story: Entitled yuppie scum are bad. Sociopathic yuppie scum are worse. Just ask perfectionist 27 year old psycho, Patrick Bateman. Just don’t visit his place to do it; you may … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Freakish (Hulu series)

“We all have secrets.” Story: The Breakfast Club are trapped in school after a chemical plant explosion causes a zombie mutation. I’m sure the kids that snuck back inside after the explosion are perfectly fine. Scares: Mostly jump scares, as … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: The Shallows

“And here comes the tide.” Story: Med student Nancy heads to a beach her mother surfed as a way to memorialize mom. Unfortunately, Nancy finds a shark in the water…and no way to shore. Trapped on a low tide reef, … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Holidays

“Mommy?  How does he get in the house?” Story:   8 holiday-themed tales of terror.  From Valentine’s Day to NYE, a whole lotta people are gonna get offed.  Pass the popcorn! Scares:  Some effective ones, some not so effective.  All depends … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: My 2016 Halloween Jam

Thanks, Spotify!  As per the usual yearly thang, here’s my Spotify Spookiness for this year.  A bit of a break from the usual movieness, to give you something to jam to while you put the finishing touches on your Halloween … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: JeruZalem

“They say there are three gates to Hell. That night, we found one of them.” Story: Two twenty something girls head to Tel Aviv… But instead, why not detour to Jerusalem with some rando dude that says he’s an archeologist? … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Dead Set (TV mini-series)

“Does this mean we’re not on telly anymore?” Story: The usual group of dinks vie for attention on Big Brother(UK). But what happens when the zombie apocalypse happens? Survival vs the Darwin Awards! Scares: Lots of high quality creep. Splat … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: #Horror

“Fake is better.” Story: Crazy rich basic tween bitches – and one scholarship girl – get together for a slumber party. Of course catty sniping rules the evening…and so does a killer who seems to know what they’re posting on … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: House of Fears

“My insurance doesn’t cover hormones.” Story: Zane gives his friends a tour of the HoF before it officially opens. But unbeknownst to him, his boss had an African statue delivered. That demon statue was opened, so all mediocre hell breaks … Continue reading

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