Tag Archives: Movie Reviews

31 in 31: Dracula 2000

Posted on October 23, 2011 by Denise

Story: Hey, what if everyone on the planet was incredibly hot?  Oh yeah, and there’s a vampire that’s missing his long-lost love.  You know the drill. Scares:  Meh.  Maybe if this was an original story, but since everybody knows how … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Scary Movie 2

Posted on October 22, 2011 by Denise

Story: Remember the movie Hell House?  The House on Haunted Hill?  Poltergeist?  Well, this movie spoofs ’em big time. Scares: Maybe, if you’re as stoned as Ray is in this  movie.  Everything is played for laughs. Splat factor: Nothing.  It’s … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity 2

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Denise

Story: Remember Katie and Micah?  Well, Katie has a sister named Kristi.  Kristi’s family is experiencing the same kind of ghostly demon haunting that Katie and Micah were experiencing in the original.  Not a good sign for Kristi, her hubby, … Continue reading →

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — The Thing (2011)

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Prequels can be awesome (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) or a childhood-raping nightmare (Star Wars Episodes I-III).  Usually all you can hope for is something that makes you love the source material even more (X-Men: First Class, Mallrats), … Continue reading →

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — Footloose (2011)

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Okay, let’s get this straight right now; I liked this movie.  No seriously, I did.  Had a great time, laughed out loud, bounced in my seat.  And I’m not ashamed.  In a world where someone can come along, remake a … Continue reading →

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — The Big Year

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

No, they didn’t make this up; The Big Year is based on the novel “The Big Year: A Tale of Man, Nature, and Fowl Obsession”, by Mark Obmascik.  Birders really do have something called The Big Year.  Or rather, there … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Jason X

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Story: Jason gets cryogenically frozen because nobody can kill him (dismemberment wasn’t an option I guess?)  Centuries later, “scientists” find him.  He thaws out, and hilarity ensues.  Nothing’s gonna slow our boy down. Scares: Not a one, unless you’ve got … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hatchet

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Denise

Story: Kane Hodder lives in the woods with his horribly disfigured son.  Son gets even more disfigured in a fire, goes crazy and kills Robert Englund and a bunch of stupid tourists, while Tony Todd stays safely in town. Scares: … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Awakening

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Denise

Story: A group of adults head out to a rave in the middle of the desert.  The same desert where an archeologist just found an artifact linked to some horrible, hideous demon.  What could go wrong? Scares: Only the most … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hellraiser: Hellworld

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Denise

Story: The Cenobites, creatures from a hell dimension that thrive on the line between pleasure and pain, decide to see how far they can push this franchise until moviegoers scream for mercy.  Just kidding (not really.)  The mythology of the … Continue reading →

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