Category Archives: In Horror

“The Last Voyage of the Demeter” – an eerie, effective trip

“You would have made a wonderful Captain… Pity we won’t make it to London.” Story: It’s 1897, and the British ship Demeter gears up to sail for London from Romania. As the crew load up their cargo, people start to … Continue reading

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“Talk to Me”

While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado… “That was…AMAZING!” … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Brooklyn 45”

“This isn’t the front line…this is Park Slope.” Genre: Post-WWII Harkback Horror Release Date: 2023 Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: It’s December 27th, 1945, and Mrs. Susie Hockstatter un-alived herself a month before. Her husband Clive can’t take the loss. … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Sorry for the Demon”!

“See? That? THAT’S how you cast out a demon! It’s totally different.” Genre: Demonic Comedies With CAAAAAKE Release Date: 2023 (release year; 2022 copyright)Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Will just got dumped. So what else is there to do, but … Continue reading

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Nutshell Review – “Evil Dead Rise”

“DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!” (Yep this movie goes there.) It’s a bit paint by numbers, and folks we all know are fodder get little more than a name, but? 1) It’s still an Evil Dead film, so we … Continue reading

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Boo-Boo Review – “Scream VI”!

When I’m recovering from something stupid, time for a quick, easy to type review! Let’s gooooo! “Who gives a fuck about movies?” Genre: Franchise Slashers Release Date: 2023 Where I Watched: Multiplex Gist: The young survivors of Scream V head … Continue reading

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In Horror – “Forest of Death”

“Well, that was quite an adventure.” Subgenre: Shape-shifting Shenanigans Release Date: 2023 FX: Not much, but in this low budget joint that’s actually a good thing Some Clichés/Tropes: What’s In Those Woods Anyway, Backwoods People Are Creepy By Law, Who’s … Continue reading

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“The Menu” – Dark. Hilarious. Delectable.

“Just go with the flow. It’s gonna be magical.” Story: Margot is the plus-one to gustatorial fanboy Nick’s super-chic, super-exclusive, dinner on the beautiful island of Don’t Go There Girl. She’s not impressed with foamy this and freeze-dried that, but … Continue reading

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Hallo-MONTH: AFan looks at “Trick or Treats”

Yet another film that cements my hatred of overly pretentious child characters in movies. That final smash cut? I’m hoping he slips, and Token Babysitter stabs him to death. A quick review? Fine; Treats has no idea what vibe it … Continue reading

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Hallo-MONTH: AFan looks at “Eli”!

“I miss DC.” [DC RULES] What is this?: Little Eli is sick. Seems he’s allergic to everything. So his mom and dad take him to a specialist in the middle of nowhere, in the hope that he will be cured. … Continue reading

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