“I REPEAT OFFICER IN NEED OF FUCKING ASSISTANCE”
Story: A rookie cop’s first night on the job. Gotta be rough, what with the hazing and the in-jokes… This precinct is a little different though. The station has officially moved to new digs, with Rookie and Sarge the only two people in the building for the final shift in this building. Last shift, if you will. (#titledrop) Just a room full of old, junky evidence that wasn’t thought important enough to transfer. Hey, didn’t Sarge say all calls were routed elsewhere? And what’s up with the lights flickering? Whatta dump. Continue reading
“Are you a moron? That’s evidence.”
It’s here! It’s here! The screening for the Freddie Mercury/Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody! And I’ve got passes y’all. Synopsis!
Nutshell: I was worried this re-imagining of the Halloween sequels would be a disappointment. It’s not. It’s outstanding on its own merits, with plenty of chills, and a fantastic screenplay that gives fans what they want without turning into the Shout-Out Olympics. A fitting tribute to Carpenter, Curtis and, of course, Michael himself. Grade: A-
Great science and horror video essay from
“Grab anything that might make a good weapon.”
“There’s no such thing as possessions, okay! That’s just something the Catholics made up to keep you coming back for more wafers!”
“Whatssup, you scared of the woods?”
“Panama baby – WOOOO!”
“Hey Jules, I think this room might actually be…”


