Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “BAYWATCH”!

Is your body beach ready? (Hint: YES IT IS.) Because I’ve got passes for the screening of Baywatch!  That’s right – head to theaters to see it first.  And they’re calling it “Bae’s Night Out”, and you know what that means.  It means there’ll be cool free merch and maybe even a surprise… So c’mon and catch BAYWATCH in theaters and see all the slow-motion glory with the cutting-edge technology of Dolby Cinema at AMC!! Yeah baby.  You know you want to. Synopsis!

BAYWATCH follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.

The trailers they’ve been releasing look like a lot of fun, and seem to have tongue planted firmly in cheek.  Which is a great way to pay tribute to the cheesy awesomeness that was Baywatch the TV series.

Now if they’d only get on signing these guys for Baywatch Nights: The Movie… But ’til then, you ready?  Let’s hit it!

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “Everything, Everything”!

In the mood for a sweet YA romance?  Well I’ve got you covered; I’ve got passes for Everything, Everything, a tale of a sweet but (literally) closed off girl and the boy next door who adores her. Synopsis!

From Warner Bros. Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures comes “Everything, Everything,” based on the bestselling book by Nicola Yoon, directed by Stella Meghie and starring Amandla Stenberg and Nick Robinson. What if you couldn’t touch anything in the outside world?  Never breathe in the fresh air, feel the sun warm your face…or kiss the boy next door?  “Everything, Everything” tells the unlikely love story of Maddy, a smart, curious and imaginative 18-year-old who due to an illness cannot leave the protection of the hermetically sealed environment within her house, and Olly, the boy next door who won’t let that stop them. Maddy is desperate to experience the much more stimulating outside world, and the promise of her first romance.  Gazing through windows and talking only through texts, she and Olly form a deep bond that leads them to risk everything to be together…even if it means losing everything.

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“All Eyez on Me” behind-the-scenes sneak peek comes to Mondawmin Mall!

I don’t know about you, but when I first saw the trailer for Tupac Shakur biopic All Eyez on Me, I gasped.  As Tupac, Demetrius Shipp, Jr. is the spitting image.  So if you’re like me and want to know more about the film?  Well, I’ve got you covered.  There’s a “state of the art mobile cinema” coming to Baltimore May 26th, to give fans a behind-the scenes look at the film.  Synopsis!

ALL EYEZ ON ME tells the true and untold story of prolific rapper, actor, poet and activist Tupac Shakur. The film follows Shakur from his early days on the East Coast to his evolution into being one of the world’s most recognized and influential voices before his untimely death at the age of 25. Against all odds, Shakur’s raw talent, powerful lyrics and revolutionary mind-set propelled him into becoming a cultural icon whose legacy continues to grow long after his passing. ALL EYEZ ON ME stars Demetrius Shipp, Jr. as Tupac Shakur alongside Kat Graham, Lauren Cohan, Hill Harper, Jamal Woolard and Danai Gurira.

So if you’ll be at Mondawmin Mall that day, check it out.  Or maybe head over there just to check it out?  Hey, no judgement here.  Sounds like a cool time.

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Guy Ritchie’s “King Arthur” is a walk on the wild side of Camelot

Nutshell: Arthurian Legend as heist caper.  Ritchie’s take on the legends of Arthur and the gang is more gang and less legend as he fashions his tale for the 21st Century. Strap in for the usual Ritchie dizzying jump cut sequences and fast paced action, and leave any idea of Le Morte d’Arthur at the door. This Arthur has about as much historical significance as A Knight’s Tale or Clash of the Titans, but all the throw-down you’d expect from a Ritchie joint, and the cast is game as hell. Grade: B

“You’re quickly becoming a legend.”

Story: Arthur, a tough that grew up on the streets of Londinium, finds out that he’s actually the son of King Uther Pendragon (may he rest in peace.)  Great news, right?  WRONG; Arthur’s Uncle Vortimer holds the throne, and will do anything to keep it.  Can Arthur, a group of wayward fighters, lone mage that talks to animals, and one groovy sword take over?  Um, the film’s called KING Arthur. So… Continue reading

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Blu-ray Giveaway: “50 Shades Darker”!

Are you waiting for warmer weather?  ME TOO.  So why not wait inside, with a little bit of sizzle?  I’ve got copies of Fifty Shades Darker – the follow-up to Fifty Shades of Grey to give away!  This one’s got a quick turnover though, because I’ve only got 5 copies… So let’s get started. Synopsis!

When a wounded Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) tries to entice a cautious Ana Steele (Dakota Johnson) back into his life, she demands a new arrangement before she will give him another chance. As the two begin to build trust and find stability, shadowy figures from Christian’s past start to circle the couple, determined to destroy their hopes for a future together.

Ready to get dark? Let’s go!

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul”!

TGIF everyone!  Or in this particular case, happy Free Comic Book Day Eve!  I’ve got passes for the Columbia, MD screening of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul, and I’m ready to give ’em away.  Synopsis!

In “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul,” a Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw’s 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg’s newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention. Based on one of the best-selling book series of all time, this family cross-country adventure turns into an experience the Heffleys will never forget.

Ready to get wimpy?  Let’s go!

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Happy Free Comic Book Day Eve! Here’s the whole lineup of comics for tomorrow!

Ready for FCBD?  Yeah, me too!  And there are some particularly groovy ones headed our way.  I’ve talked about Valerian, but that’s not the only movie/TV tie-in.  This year we’ll see:

  • Betty and Veronica AND Riverdale
  • Avatar
  • Doctor Who
  • Rick and Morty
  • Marvel’s Secret Empire
  • Star Trek
  • Wonder Woman
  • Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Attack on Titan
  • Buffy
  • Monster High
  • SpongeBob
  • The Tick
  • Underdog

And that’s just the freebies that have TV or movie ties.  There’s even more!  How much more?  Well, peep the whole list, and then find yourself a comic book shop near you.

Have a great weekend, and a wonderful FCBD!

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Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russel get stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

Y’know, I thought these two already had stars on the Walk of Fame…but dang, if that’s not the case it’s about time!  Glad to hear these two are getting the Walk recognition they so richly deserve.  Here’s the official 411:

In anticipation of upcoming film releases, Twentieth Century Fox’s “Snatched” opening May 12, starring Goldie Hawn and directed by Jonathan Levine, and Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2” opening May 5 starring Kurt Russell and directed by James Gunn, the legendary couple received stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Thursday, May 4, located at 6201 Hollywood Blvd.

CONGRATULATIONS to Goldie and Kurt!  Such an incredibly talented, incredibly adorable couple.  Way to go!

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Elsewhere Review: Melissa Sweet’s Some Writer! The Story of E.B. White

Read the original piece RIGHT HERE at The Green Man Review!

I have to admit, I worried I didn’t know enough about E.B. White to do justice to this book.  I’m a huge fan of Charlotte’s Web; but who isn’t?  Though I needn’t have worried; Sweet did all the work for me, and beautifully too. For anyone else who wonders if a book about a writer they remember from childhood tales (and perhaps that Freshman English guide) may be outside of their bailiwick?  I say dig in.  With Some Writer!, Sweet has made the author’s life come alive. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself wrapped up in the wonder of it all, just as much as your friendly neighborhood little ones will be.
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“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” gives more awesome and MOAR GROOT

Because 1) this is the best damn poster ever, and 2) y’all know what the Guardians look like. So, GROOT!

Nutshell: Hey, remember how Guardians of the Galaxy was an amazeballs kickass good time?  Well, get ready for more of the same.  The gang is a more cohesive unit this go-round, and the set design and FX are a trippy blend of the first film and Doctor Strange‘s far-out multiverse.  Good times y’all.  Or, as a certain twig would say; I am Groot!  Grade: A

“That was awesome!  Yes!”

Story: Those bunch of a-holes are still doing their thing, with the usual blend of success, failure, and screw-ups.  But things really go nuts when Star Lord’s dad Ego (because of course) enters the picture.  Can the gang sort out their issues, figure out what’s up with Ego, and dodge the inevitable throng of folks gunning for their hides? GROOT! Continue reading

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