“Daddio”

“2 to 2. … We are tied.”

Story: A woman (“Girlie”) takes a taxi home after a flight from Oklahoma. Clark is the the typical taxi driver guy. Girlie is a typical Midtown dweller. But when traffic deadlocks, they really start talking, and learning, about each other. Nobody’s typical, y’all.

Genre I’d put it in: Thoughtful Character Driven Pieces
Release Date: 2024 (2023 festival circuit)
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original (Black List 2017)

Gotta say: A film about two people talking? I figured this would be a blend of Waiting For Godot and My Dinner With Andre; a film of a play, and a film that feels like a play. Both absurdist, both focusing almost solely on two characters. So? I prepared myself for almost two hours of Very Deep Thoughts, and dug in. And I was surprised by how this simple, slice-of-life premise pulled me in so completely.

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“The Bikeriders”

“Ain’t you supposed to be takin’ pictures?”

Story: 1960s Chicago was a time of big change. Not the least of which was the rising motorcycle gang scene. Let’s take a ride with the Vandals, a Chicago club that slowly turned into a gang as the years went by…and the OG members made room for new, younger, more criminally bent, members.

Genre I’d put it in: Subculture Docu-dramas
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on a book of photos by Danny Lyon

Gotta say: I remember learning about motorcycle gangs back in undergrad. I was a double major in Criminology and Health Education (which obviously led me to film stuff), and learning about how biker gangs really started with WWII vets looking for ways to get back to themselves after combat.

Adapting a book to a film is often a difficult task. The genres have different approaches to getting their stories across, and the book (that often deals with creating images in a reader’s mind) versus film (where “show, don’t tell” is typically the rule of the day) can be a jarring one. However, with Bikeriders, director Jeff Nichols crafts a film not from a story per se, but from a book of photographs. Does the visual book lend to an easily translatable adaptation? Well, yes and no.

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“In a Violent Nature” – (N)ot (R)ated for a reason


“Maybe it’s supposed to be here.”

Story: Spending time in the woods is fun. Nature, exercise, campfires, s’mores…good times. But maybe if you see an old gold locket literally hanging out in the woods? Maybe leave it alone. Because maybe (that’s a maybe #HatTrick y’all) it might just be keeping a sadistic, supernatural killer in his little sleepy-time place. And moving it might have him wandering around looking for it…killing anyone he comes in contact with. Y’know, possibly. Just saying.

Genre I’d put it in: Mixed Subgenre Horror
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original, but you’ll hark back to horror films from several different genres

Gotta say: Nature is one of the films that almost got me up off my ass and over to Sundance this year. Folks were calling it a horror movie “from the POV of the killer”. Color me intrigued. But this film isn’t a story where you’re constantly in Michael Myers’ Mask-O-Vision. It’s a film where there isn’t really a main character, but instead viewers are passively lead through the story from a couple of viewpoints. And it’s a brutal look at the nature of survival, and death. The nature of these things? Hey – the title of this film is deep, y’all! Okay, so all y’all were quicker than I was on that one. Fine. Moving on.

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DC Screening Pass-palooza – “Thelma”!

Up for some payback? Synopsis!

In THELMA, June Squibb plays a 93-tear old grandmother who falls for a phone scam, to the tune of $10,000. But Thelma isn’t about to be anyone’s victim: she recruits an elderly friend and sets out to get her money back.

Ready? Let’s go!

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“Bad Boys: Ride or Die”

“This is some dysfunctional shit.”

Story: Detectives Mike Lawrey and Marcus Burnett have had years of experience dealing with bad guys. But what happens when their latest bad guy turns makes our duo look like they’ve done wrong? Time to find out who to trust, and who to take down. *gun-type noises*

Genre I’d put it in: Sequels That Are Boilerplate But Still Fun
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Part of the Bad Boys franchise. I mean, obviously.

Gotta say: There have been many times where I’ve enjoyed a film during a screening, and thought well of it when I reviewed it…only to have doubts creep in. They become less shiny as time progresses, and a few I’m embarrassed to say I enjoyed. But there a few that do the opposite; become better and/or more fun after I’ve sat with them for a while. Die joins the latter category, with films like The Witch (a review I wrote after my lightbulb moment) and Cabin in the Woods (a review I wrote in darkness). Not bad company, my dudes.

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“Furiousa: A Mad Max Story” – bleak, beautiful, brutally overlong


“There always was, is, and shall be, war.”

Story: “45 years after the collapse” of civilization as we know it, Australia is little more than a vast wasteland of sand, and loss of hope. But there’s one piece of green – The Green Place. A young Furiosa and her sister Valkyrie live there in happiness, until one day raiders find their Eden, and Furiosa gets taken away. As the years pass, Furiosa tries to get back to the green, all the while lusting for revenge.

Genre I’d put it in: Well Executed Sequels That Should Have Been Shorter
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the Mad Max film series, and follow up to Mad Max: Fury Road

Gotta say: Charlize Theron is the definitive Furiosa. She breathed life into the character, and owned that piece of Mad Max lore. That said, Anya Taylor-Joy’s take on the character is a quiet badass, biding her time until…well, I don’t think she entirely knows. Fueled by simmering rage and a longing for the past, this is the Furiosa whose actions blossom into the woman warrior we saw in Fury Road. And while riveting? It’s also a whole lot of storytelling that could have been condensed into a sharper, cleaner tale. Because honey. Honeeeeey. This movie could have been edited by machete. At over two an a half hours, it’s much too long, and the story suffers for it. Even with all the cool boom boom pow.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Bad Boys: Ride or Die”

Y’know what? I’m kinda in the mood for some M&M shenanigans right about now. I’ve been avoiding the trailers – seriously, I closed my eyes when one was shown last time I was at Cinemark… I don’t wanna get spoiled for a thing! Synopsis!

This Summer, the world’s favorite Bad Boys are back with their iconic mix of edge-of-your seat action and outrageous comedy but this time with a twist: Miami’s finest are now on the run.

Ready? Let’s go!

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“Back to Black” is an insult to Amy Winehouse

“I want to be remembered… For just being me.”

Story: Amy Winehouse was a talented singer/songwriter who was gone much too soon. Here, we take a look at what purports to be her life and times.

Genre I’d put it in: Biopics Made To Clean Up Someone Else’s Image
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the life of Amy Winehouse. Kinda.

Gotta say: When I saw that Amy’s father had a part in this film’s creation, I was worried it’d be a patch-up job. I was right. This film turns Amy into a clueless drunkard, with her father and Blake the men who couldn’t save her from herself. JFC this film isn’t a biopic, it’s an attack.

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Happy #MothersDay! “Top Terrifying Mommy’s in Horror” from Real Queen of Horror!

If you’re not watching this YouTube channel? Well, welcome – this channel is so much fun! Zena really knows her stuff, and her love of the genre is infectious. With it being mom’s day, it’s the perfect time to check out this video… And a few of the movies mentioned here.

Happy Mothers Day to all you hot mommas out there!

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“Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes”  is… Fine.


“That is the law. But the law is WRONG.”

Story: “Many generations after Caesar’s death”, Earth looks like one of those Life After People episodes. Apes have flourished, with many different settlements throughout the former USA. But Noa, a young Eagle Clan chimpanzee who’s battling Not As Good As Dad Syndrome, is desperately trying to prove himself. When chaos enters their clan, Noa must try to save his people…and figure out what the deal is with this strange “Nova” that’s following him around. Wait – she can talk? NO WAAAAAAY.

Genre I’d put it in: Sequels That Are Just Okay
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the Planet of the Apes franchise of films released in the 1960s/1970s. Part of the modern Apes franchise. We do not speak of the Tim Burton adaptation. #AperahamLincoln

Gotta say: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; writing a review about a film that does exactly what it tries to do – and nothing more – is tough. A great movie? I can wax poetic for hours. A bad movie? Well, y’all know how I love writing up one of those. However, Kingdom is a film that’s in-between.

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