With fewer and fewer films being screened for press in the Baltimore area, I’ll be doing more opening day/weekend reviews. Apologies for folks who’ve been asking for them earlier – and if there’s anything you’d like me to look, at old or new? Hit me up!

“I know you’re not afraid of a little dark…”
Story: Nope. I wanna have you walk in as clueless about this plot as possible. So you can really get into the crazy. Okay fine, a taste; young FBI agent Lee Harker is tasked with hunting down a serial killer But that’s just the tip of this web of gonzo characters, subplots, and surprises.
Genre I’d put it in: Twin Peaks-Adjacent Horror
Release Date: 2024
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original, though you will definitely hark back to crime thrillers and other creepy subgenre faves now and again. See: my genre definition.
Gotta say: Longlegs is a film that feels made from a blend of Twin Peaks, The Silence of the Lambs, and True Detective. Put all three in a processor so they get chopped up real good, smoosh them together. Let Stephen King write the screenplay, and let Lars von Trier direct. Yep, Legs is one helluva messy, fascinating ride. And it’s worth of all the pre-release buzz it’s been getting.
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