Atomic Fangirl

“As a cop, I’ve always had a heavy hand.”

Story: NYC Cop Ralph Sarchie loves his job. So when he gets pulled into a case that feels like more than bargain basement bad guys? Local priest Mendoza tries to get Ralph to see that it’ll take more than handcuff to deal with this problem.

Scares: Creepy possession and “who’s next” vibes
Splat Factor:  Blood and bruises, war zones, dead bodies

Subgenre: Cops Meet True Evil™️
Year Released: 2014
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Loosely taken from the nonfiction book “Beware the Night” by Ralph Sarchie and Lisa Collier Coo.

Trick or Treat?: Evil is definitely a “put your AV mode on Dynamic” kinda movie. It’s tough to see what’s going on during night scenes. The film does look good (y’know, once the brightness level is set.) You can see the budget onscreen. From gritty streets, to homes that feel lived in, to the well done practical FX.

“Wassa matter? You seen something bad?”

Story: Annie is a widow with three kids, bills to pay, and an inherited gift that sometimes lets her see visions of  the past, present, and future. When beautiful socialite Jessica is murdered, her gift can help solve the crime, but may also put Annie in danger.

Scares: Mysterious and suspenseful
Splat Factor: A dead body, and multiple bruises from characters getting beat up

Subgenre: Well Written Horror Mysteries
Year Released: 2000
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Original

Trick or Treat?: I’ve never really given Gift much thought, mostly because it came and went in theaters, and hasn’t been widely discussed since. But thanks to a “horror movies you probably haven’t seen” list, I checked this one out. I’m glad it did.

“Men like Lombardi put hypnosis back 25 years.”  (Um, a lot further than that…)

Story: Creepy side-show psychic Carlo Lombardi uses the young Andrea Talbot (get it?) as his unwilling assistant, for the “delight” of paying customers. That is, when Lombardi isn’t predicting murders by a hideous “she-creature”. Dr. Erickson, “one of the leading exponents in psychic research”, thinks something’s fishy. Little does Erickson know, things are fishier than anyone could have supposed…

Scares: It’s a 1950s horror movie. So, only for the extremely faint of heart.
Splat Factor: A few dead bodies, but violence is tempered by the black-and-white visuals.

Subgenre: Classic Man-in-Suit Monster Mashes
Year Released: 1956
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: A Samuel Z. Arkoff original

Trick or Treat?: Creature is one of the best monster movies Sam Arkoff ever produced. It’s wonderfully campy, with over serious dialogue played 100% straight. It’s glorious. 

“You’re disgusting. I like that in a person.”

Story: The quiet town of Castle Rock (ahem) gets a new store; Needful Things, an antique store/curiosity shop run by an eccentric older gentleman named Leland Gaunt. Seems this place has everything, and the prices aren’t that bad. Just a small favor. A prank, really…

Scares: A few bits, but mostly suspense.
Splat Factor:  This was originally a TBS miniseries, so no, not much.

Subgenre: Miniseries That Are Slashed To Bits Into Multiplex Format
Year Released: 1993
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Based on the Stephen King book of the same name.

Trick or Treat?: “Needful Things” is one of those King stories that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough as it deserves. It’s “the last Castle Rock story”, and a fitting farewell (kinda) to the town we all got to know over the decades. But by turning the original miniseries adaptation into a feature film, director Fraser C. Heston (yes, Charlton Heston’s son) does a disservice to the story, and the miniseries itself.

“Who the hell deadbolts their front door? This is a good neighborhood!”

Story: Mickey talks his girlfriend Jules into “one more score”, but forgets to fill the gas tank of their getaway car. But they found a gorgeous house; the owners have to have a car, right? Well, they’ve got a more than that. And the owners want to keep exactly what they’ve got a secret. From everybody.

Scares: None.
Splat Factor:  People get shot. A tongue ring gets removed the hard way, but all you see is the blood.

Subgenre: Break-in Predicament Horror Comedies
Year Released: 2019
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Boringly original.

Trick or Treat?: Looking at the poster for this film, I figured it’d be a cool subversive horror, or a throwaway one. Sadly, it’s the latter. Villains is the worst thing a horror movie can be; uninteresting.