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31 in 31: The Tall Man

Story: the town of Cold Rock is crumbling after the loss of the mine that supported it. Nurse Julia is trying not to crumble after the death of her husband, the town doc. When an ongoing series of child disappearances … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Scared Shrekless

Yesterday was rough. Kitty went to the V. E. T. for teeth cleaning. Listless after the anesthesia, they said. Disinterested, they said. Not hungry, they said. PAH. So yeah, spent half the day & all night making sure Skamperpuss didn’t … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Cherry Falls

Story: kids are getting slaughtered in Cherry Falls. More specifically, virgins are getting slaughtered. When trying to stop the killer gets the adults nowhere, the teens decide to take matters into their own hands. Or, as the principal so eloquently … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Tales from the Darkside The Movie

Story: dinner party time. A woman has invited her friends & is prepping the feast. Oh, the woman is a witch, and the main course is a kid. Before you can say “Holy Hansel!”, the kid decides to try to … Continue reading

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The 100% Unofficial Piranha 3DD Drinking Game

Since it’s not only Halloween Month but also Breast Cancer Awareness Month, here’s a drinking game that combines the two. Bottoms Up, y’all. Drink when: * there’s a fish POV (PIRANHA-CAM!) * a z-list “star” bites it * you see … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktacular

Story: A group of kids decide to freak out the youngest among them with a story about having to feed the monsters in a haunted house some candy. No, those assholes don’t get slaughtered. Instead the little one gets a … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Amityville Horror (1979)

Story: A big house for an absolute steal. Nice. But don’t those upper windows look like evil eyes staring down at you? And hey, there’s nothing to those murders that occurred in the house years ago, right? Riiiiight. GET OUT. … Continue reading

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31 in 31: V/H/S

Story: A few guys who are up to no good started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood decide to try for some easy money. All they have to do is steal an old VHS tape from some guy’s house. Easy, right? … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Teenage Zombies

Story: Hey you hep cats, dig this crazy story about some teenagers who split the scene to have some fun on an island that turns out to be a place where teens get gassed into submission. Guess who’s next for … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Giallo

Story: Beautiful women have gone missing in the city of Turin, Italy. Soon it’s obvious that there’s a serial killer on the loose. But not your usual serial killer…”a trapper”. That doesn’t bode well for the latest woman who’s gone … Continue reading

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