Author Archives: Denise

Unknown's avatar

About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Stills from “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” show DeHaan and Delevingne fighting…Cylons?

A Cylon Centurion from BSG, that is.  Well, that’s what the  K-Tron Warrior reminds me of.  Maybe it’s just the chrome.  But Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has more than a mouthful of a title, it’s got … Continue reading

Posted in Movie News | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Jungle Book (2016)!

Hey there folks!  Who doesn’t love animals?  Well, haters.  But let’s not think about them.  What’s better than animals?  Talking animals, that’s what!  No, I’m not off my meds.  But thank you for asking.  I appreciate your concern. No, I’m … Continue reading

Posted in Free Screenings | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Short Film, Short Review: Test

Who wants to read a review that’s longer than the film?  Nobody, that’s who.  So here’s my take on a short film that will get you primed to see it, or prepped to pass on it. Herewith, Test! “Come.” We, … Continue reading

Posted in Short Film Short Review | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – Barbershop: The Next Cut!

Okay folks — ready for the newest installment of the Barbershop series?  Oh yeah baby.  Synopsis! It’s been more than 10 years since our last appointment at Calvin’s Barbershop.  Calvin (Ice Cube) and his longtime crew, including Eddie (Cedric the … Continue reading

Posted in Free Screenings | Tagged | Leave a comment

Short Film, Short Review: Trouser Snake!

Who wants to read a review that’s longer than the film?  Nobody, that’s who.  So here’s my take on a short film that will get you primed to see it, or prepped to pass on it.  Onward, to Trouser Snake! … Continue reading

Posted in Movie Reviews, Short Film Short Review | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Everybody Wants Some!!

Yes, this post’s title can sum up everyone’s feelings.  But it’s doing double duty, as the title of today’s free screening film is indeed Everybody Wants Some!!  (and yes, those exclamation marks are part of the title.)  Synopsis! A “spiritual … Continue reading

Posted in Free Screenings | Tagged | Leave a comment

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Huntsman: Winter’s War!

Ready to dive back into winter?  Or at least back into the multiplex?  I’ve got passes for the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, The Huntsman: Winter’s War!  Synopsis! Discover the story that came before Snow White in The … Continue reading

Posted in Free Screenings | Tagged | 3 Comments

Free Comic Book Day & Comic-Con HQ gives you a free sneak-peak of their VOD service starting May 7th

Who doesn’t love Free Comic Book Day?  Who doesn’t love San Diego Comic-Con?  Well, if you hop to it (get it; bunnies, Springtime, hop…oh FINE) you can get access to the brand-new live-streaming Video On Demand of Comic-Con HQ Beta, … Continue reading

Posted in Comics & Graphic Novels, Convention-al | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Happy Easter from “The Secret Life of Pets”!

Aww.  Gotta love it when the animals we love get all ready for the holidays.  The pets in The Secret Life of Pets are no different.  Remember Christmas?  Yeah.  Kawaii city, amirite?  Well, here they are again for Easter…and with … Continue reading

Posted in Holiday-ness, Trailers | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is Snyder’s muddled masterstroke

Nutshell: Director Zach Snyder knows how to craft a scene to reach maximum audience reaction. With Batman v Superman, he builds up each superhero and then shows the cracks in the facade. But BvS suffers from too-much-itis; there’s a whole … Continue reading

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged , , | Leave a comment