Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

What Was I Thinking? – The Walking Dead: 30 Days Without An Accident

Welcome back, zombie fans! Gardens! Sick pigs! Shopping at the Walmart! (Or whatever non-trademarked name they use!) 01: Rick. Gentleman Farmer. 02: beating pistols into plowshares is a nice thought. But I’m thinking y’all will need said pistols before too … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Haunting of Sorority Row

Story: College! Sororities! Pledge Week! Somebody died during a hazing ceremony last year! Oops. I’m sure her ghost won’t come back for revenge on the four Sisters that covered it up…. Scares: A few fun jumpy moments, and the death … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Night of the Demons (2009)

Story: I’m broke – I know, I’ll throw a huge Halloween party! But my partner stole the take and I got fined by the po-po because I never got a permit. And now I just got bit by a skeleton … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Play Misty For Me

Story: Lucille Bluth was a controlling psycho even in the 70s. Case in point? Here she calls herself Evelyn Draper and stalks a DJ until he sleeps with her. She gets crazier and crazier until he cuts her off. Think … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hotel Transylvania

  Story: Dracula is a single dad whose years of keeping daughter Mavis away from “scary” humans are threatened when a backpacker stumbles upon his sanctuary. Scares: Only if you’re an adult. The idea of having as many kids as … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Free Screening: The Fifth Estate

Love him or hate him, you guys know that you want to see Benedict Cumberbatch know what makes the WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange tick.  So why not grab a seat at the Baltimore area’s free screening?  Here’s the deets: When: Wednesday, … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Mummy (1932)

Story: Being an archeologist is fun! Especially when you’re in Egypt and have found a cool new tomb! Look, a mummy! Gee, I wonder if he ever had a girlfriend? What’s this; a curse to anyone who opens this box … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Dead Snow

Ein! Zwei! Die! – tag line Story: Nazi zombies! In the mountains! No cell phones, no way in or out without a long hike! Our group of 8 friends who came up for the weekend are probably gonna meet ’em … Continue reading →

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Midnight Walking Dead madness tonight at Comics Corner!

Zombies! Lucille! Punch and cake! The new arc for The Walking Dead, “All Out War”, is looking good (check out my reviews of the latest TWD issues if you need proof). And Image Comics is pulling out all the stops. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Monster Brawl

Story: ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to rumble! Two conferences – The Undead and Creatures, with a battle royal between the winning creature and undead. Who will come out on top? Scares: Absolutely none. These monsters are watered down … Continue reading →

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