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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “The Angry Birds Movie 2”!

Posted on July 24, 2019 by Denise

Game based movie sequel! Birds! Synopsis! The flightless angry birds and the scheming green piggies take their beef to the next level in The Angry Birds Movie 2!  When a new threat emerges that puts both Bird and Pig Island in … Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch: Waititi’s “Jojo Rabbit” takes a surreal, absorbing look at WWII

Posted on July 23, 2019 by Denise

Taika Waititi as an idiotic imaginary Hitler. SIGN ME UP. I’m getting a strong What We Do in the Shadows goofy satire vibe off of this, with touches of Wes Anderson and Monty Python. And I’ll bet they’ll be touching, … Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch: “IT CHAPTER TWO” ups the stakes are

Posted on July 18, 2019 by Denise

This teaser of frightening delights is getting me amped! The new, adult cast looks great, and it’s feeling very close to the books… It Chapter Two hits theaters September 6th, 2019.

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“The Lion King” (2019): fun, pretty…but why?

Posted on July 16, 2019 by Denise

“Are you gonna stop me?” Story: Seen Kimba the White Lion? That. Genre I’d put it in: Live Action Unnecessary But Gorgeous Disney Remakes Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the traditionally animated The Lion King.

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TrailerWatch – Renée Zellweger channels “Judy”

Posted on July 8, 2019 by Denise

Shut up you’re crying. Oh man am I gonna be a blubbery mess when I catch this in theaters. I’m already verklempt after this trailer. Start filling out your Oscar ballots y’all. Synopsis! Winter 1968 and showbiz legend Judy Garland … Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch “Disney’s Mulan” thinks on honor and duty while kicking ass

Posted on July 7, 2019 by Denise

This first teaser trailer for the live action Mulan ain’t bad y’all. Yes I’m still tetchy about the possibility of swapping dragon Mushu with a phoenix, and Disney booting all the singing (OH COME ON)… But I’m definitely here for … Continue reading →

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Blu-ray Review: “Shark Bait” – 6 Killer Shark Movies!

Posted on July 4, 2019 by Denise

411: Ready for Shark Week? Yeah baby, it’s hitting town July 28th through August 4th. These so-bad-they’re-great movies may not get you into the water this summer (BECAUSE SHARKS), but they will have you enjoying the hell out of yourself. … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Stuber”!

Posted on July 3, 2019 by Denise

Ready for a day off (and some seriously yummy chilled watermelon and grilled corn (YUUUUUM)? Well, one last thing before we get this 4th of July party started; screening passes to Stuber! Synopsis! When a mild-mannered Uber driver named Stu … Continue reading →

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“Spider-Man Far From Home”

Posted on July 1, 2019 by Denise

“E.D.I.T.H.” Story: Home ties up the MCU Phase Three storylines and paves the way for more adventures for your friendly neighborhood web-slinger. Want more? Too bad. Oh okay; Peter Parker and his schoolmates head to Europe for an educational summer … Continue reading →

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Tralerwatch: “Jumanji: The Next Level” brings the gang back together…kinda

Posted on July 1, 2019 by Denise

I wasn’t sure what Sony Pictures could do to make their re-booted Jumanji a series that’d be compelling. But damn if they didn’t do it. How? By even more body-swap shenanigans! The “in-game” cast looks as game as ever, and … Continue reading →

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