Category Archives: In Horror

#31in31 2017 – The ReZort

“Here at the ReZort, we firmly believe that every apocalypse deserves an after-party!” Story: Zombie plague! Eek! But we beat it! Yay! So a company decides to make a resort area for the living to shoot up the dead. What … Continue reading

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“Happy Death Day” – new images!

I love horror movies.  It is known.  So of course I’m stoked for Happy Death Day, which is set to open on Friday the 13th (of October), because of course it is.  Huzzah! Synopsis? Of course! Blumhouse (Split, Get Out, … Continue reading

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“It” floats just as well as the original

Nutshell: This reboot/remake of the 1990 TV miniseries has a different feel to it, but dammit if it doesn’t pack a punch.  A young cast full of poised-to-break-out stars, a director who knows how to handle the spooky, and a … Continue reading

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“The Cure for Wellness” is a whole lot of bad crazy. With eels.

Nutshell: Bojan Bazelli’s beautiful cinematography and Eve Stewart’s picture-perfect production design are wasted in this derivative horror mishmosh.  Speaking of criminal wastes of talent, Celia Imrie, Dane DeHaaan and Jason Isaacs turn in wonderful performances that this film just doesn’t … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: “Wish Upon” says be careful what you wish for…

I love the Wishmaster series.  But that’s mostly because they’re super cheesy, not because they’re particularly scary.  Still, the idea of a wish going horribly wrong makes for great horror (see: The Monkey’s Paw), and Wish Upon is taking up … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Theater of Blood

“They’re not going to start killing people for writing bad notices, are they?” Story: A respected Shakespearean actor commits suicide after failing to receive a coveted award.  But then the critics that lambasted him begin dying in Shakespearean style.  Maybe … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Southbound

“We’re all on that same endless highway, the one with no name and no exits…” Story: A lonely stretch of dusty highway is the stage for four tales of guilt and punishment. Vengeance demons in the rearview are closer than … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Dead Set (TV mini-series)

“Does this mean we’re not on telly anymore?” Story: The usual group of dinks vie for attention on Big Brother(UK). But what happens when the zombie apocalypse happens? Survival vs the Darwin Awards! Scares: Lots of high quality creep. Splat … Continue reading

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I don’t even like horror movies D: “Get Out”

Yeah what am I even doing here. But! Jordan Peele! From Key & Peele! Wrote one! Check out the trailer! [Ed Note: I salute your bravery in the face of terror, Solaana. – Denise] via Nerdist

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TrailerWatch – “Resident Evil: The Final Chapter” – game over?

After 5 films – Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Resident Evil: Extinction, Resident Evil: Afterlife, and Resident Evil: Retribution – Sony is wrapping up the series with Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.  Yep, writer/director Paul W.S. Anderson has said that … Continue reading

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