Category Archives: Movie Reviews

“EMMA.” Perfection.

Posted on March 4, 2020 by Denise

“You are so kind to me, Miss Woodhouse.” Story: Emma Woodhouse lives a perfect life. She’s rich (well, her dad is), beautiful (just ask anyone), and has an incredible talent for matchmaking (just ask her). But being so perfect can … Continue reading →

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“The Invisible Man” gave me visible chills

Posted on February 27, 2020 by Denise

“What did he do to you?” Story: Cecilia is in a really, really bad relationship. But she gets an opportunity to run, and she takes it. Later, while suffering from PTSD, she finds out that her ex-boyfriend/computer optics mogul Adrian … Continue reading →

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“Birds of Prey” looks into Harley’s brain – and it’s glittery rainbow chaos

Posted on February 6, 2020 by Denise

“Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker!” Story: Harley has finally given Puddin’ the ol’ heave-ho (or at least that’s what she’s going with…) But flying solo has it’s drawbacks; everyone she’s upset over the years now knows Mistah … Continue reading →

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Troop Zero mini review

Posted on January 25, 2020 by Denise

“Oh my boos – kill kill kill!” An adorable look at what it’s like to be a kid, set in Wiggly, GA, circa 1977. Look past the bad wig Mackenna Grace wears, and see the sweet story that’s got just … Continue reading →

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“The Gentlemen” – Guy Ritchie unloads his trademark moves

Posted on January 23, 2020 by Denise

“There’s fuckery afoot.” Story: Marijuana honcho Raymond finds a skeevy reporter named Fletcher in the kitchen. So why not listen to Fletcher’s blackmail attempt tale of Raymond’s boss Mickey Pearson, and how the entirety of the English crime world has … Continue reading →

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“Dolittle” – fabulously frenetic family fun

Posted on January 15, 2020 by Denise

“I bought a one way ticket to crazy town!” Story: John Dolittle is a doctor and veterinarian of some renown, helping folks from farmers to the Queen herself. But when his beloved wife dies, he shuts down. Shuts down his … Continue reading →

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“Underwater” – a mix of genre favorites blended into a story we’ve seen before

Posted on January 9, 2020 by Denise

“I love Moon Pies!” [ed: who doesn’t?] Story: A deep sea underwater research and drilling facility gets hit with a series of earthquakes that leave only six people alive after the devastation. But wait just a minute…what’s that in the … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year’s Eve-Eve!

Posted on December 30, 2019 by Denise

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been holiday-ing. I really need to eat a vegetable. But I have seen The Rise of Skywalker (liked it well enough) and The Irishman (appreciated the story, but y’all it was A Slog). And hey … Continue reading →

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“A Hidden Life”

Posted on December 20, 2019 by Denise

“What’s happened to our country? To the land we love?” Story: Austrian Franz Jägerstätter is happy in his village. He farms, he loves his family, and he gathers with his fellows at the local beer garden. But this is WWII, … Continue reading →

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“Jumanji: The Next Level” levels up the franchise nicely

Posted on December 12, 2019 by Denise

“So, what part of New Hampshire is this?” Story: High school is done, welcome to college, Jumanji survivors! While Martha, Bethany, and Fridge level up on education, Spencer feels like he’s floundering at NYU. But hey, it’s winter break; time … Continue reading →

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